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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Death-Ray Charles

Death-Ray Charles has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

There had better not be a badger in here like last time...or i'll be SOO pissed

Family at Sherman Dam

Damnit!! The allspark is at the HOOVER dam....crap...

Spike listening to headphones

Spike:Ha! there IS a cowbell in "Dont Fear the Reaper" I TOLLDDD YYYYOOOUUU!!!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Nazimus Prime!

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Transformers Meets Starship Troopers

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Get The Goddamn Bugspray!!!!

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Get to da Choppa!

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Kup: Bah Humbug!

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Omega Supreme: Who the Hell Invited Dreadwing and Darkwing?

The "real" Optimus Prime

America and allied forces Secret War Weapon

The "real" Optimus Prime

Can't......Move.....

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Magnus: yeah babe.....it's real

Bruticus blows up!!!

YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!1 OH WHY!!!???? YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!

Bruticus blows up!!!

SUNNUVA B**CH!!!!!! YOU GODDAM MOTHER f****ERS!!! YOU BETTER F**KING HOPE THAT I NEVER GET F**CKING PUT BACK TO-F**CKING-GETHER!!! OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ***** AND FORCEFEED IT TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Bruticus blows up!!!

And Bruticus's last word were: I REQUEST A SATANIC FUNERAL!!!!

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

After all these years, the cartoon writers did something right

Submarauder with his hand on his head

Submarauder's expression when his wife told him that the in-laws are coming over for the weekend

Submarauder with his hand on his head

AAAwww.....Crap

RID Optimus beating his chest

Prime: I am an important CEO, and my BOLTS should be cleaned!!!

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Micheal Bay ran into some fund troubles, and he had to cut the new movie budget severely

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Megatron: DAMN KIDS! IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN TODAY!

Prime: I can relate man.....I can relate

Bumblebee at the computer

I can be anyone I want on the internet!!!
Descripton:...Tall.....musc..u..lar.......can...tran.sf..orm....into...a.........uuhh.....SEX...MACHINE.......

**submit**

Bumblebee at the computer

Dammit!.....Seibertron deleted my account....

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Rad- HOLY CRAP PRIME! He just blew down a wall with one of his Matrix Farts!

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Prime: Wha..? I THOUGHT MEGATRON KILLED YOU-.....uh...killed you with...uhh.....laughter at his stand-up comedy bit.....yeah........dammit

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Prime: alright kids just move along, nothin' to see here!

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Galvatron- Oh Come'on....It Didn't smell THAT bad......did it?

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Galvatron-Whoopie.....Ithought he was Bumblebee

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

The Knock-Off Transformers are building an army!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Starscream-SOUNDWAVE! do something about Lazerbeak!

Superion holding A3

TAG Body spray for robots.....consider yourself warned

When Trypticon attacks!

Legolands Newest attraction!

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

Next weeks "Before Carly" pic?

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron just after the "all you can eat" energon goodie buffet

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron and Violet Beauregarde's child...

Unicron sitting on a toilet

AWWWwww...God...what a *FART!*...night...

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Damn....the hell did I do last night?

Little kid wears Megatron costume

He's looking for the kid in the Optimus Prime costume so they could battle do the death...or bedtime

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Megatron at 10 years old

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Mgatrons Cancelled Pretender idea, it just never fell through

Alien probes Ravage

This was the best vet Soundwave could find when Ravage was Infected by Turboworm

Alien probes Ravage

This was the best Soundwave could find when ravage was infected with Turboworm

An army of Fast Tracks

Yellow bot: SSSSssooooo......*sigh*.....uuhhh.....what.uh.....what do you guys wanna do?......movie?

Grey Bots: yeah! yeah i movie would be sweet!

Random Grey bot:I LOOVE horses!

Blaster with foam on him

I'll give ya 1o energon cubes if ya can guess what this stuff on me is!

Blaster with foam on him

BOO!

Grimlocks little secret

Wreck-Gar: OH1 HEY!! HEY!! HEY!!! not on the first date

Grimlocks little secret

dude...can i borrow a nickle,,,im tryin to make it through med school

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

man...after that party...he was out like a rock all night

Devastator gets slagged!

Tese two have powerlinxing all wrong

Devastator gets slagged!

OOOOOOO! FUMBLE! HE DROPPED THE BALL!

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