Captions by Omega Supreme

Unicron: (looking at the girl holding beer) mmmm....beer!!, no wait the girl is better then beer but Unicron wants both!! *destroys a planet in a fit of rage*

Ramjet: Oh no look.
Shockwave: It's the teletubies ray.
Ramjet&Shockwave: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *both of them cower*

Mega-Octane: Armourhide what are you looking at??
Armourhide: Nothing sir!!!
Mega-Octane: Yeah right!!
Scourge(thinking): Idiots!!

Astrotrain: Rejoice Decepticons I am the mightiest god of all.
Starscream: I'm the supreme god.
Ramjet: Yeah screamer is the God!!

Galvatron: And one and two and three and stretch!!
Tidal Wave: Hey sir have you got flexibility then me, this isn't as easy as it looks you know.
Clench: Sure they always forget about the little guy oh well I'm happy here aiming my gun

Jazz: Damn how much weight has Cosmos put on he weighs a ton or more.
Perceptor: Actually Jazz he's probably lighter here then back on Earth since the gravitational force here is weaker then Earth.
Jazz: Whatever let's just get rid of

Megatron: I've done it I've defeated Optimus Prime, hehehehahahahaha!!!, but I never thought it would be anything like this.
Optimus: Oh shut up Megadumb.

Red Alert: Please Prime can we go find Generation one version of me and not some crappy Armada medical 4WD??
Optimus: Why not?, besides I hate my Armada redesign, let's go slag some Armada toys!!

Perceptor: Is it me or does this thing seem more like Decepticon sperm then a brain impulse??
Brawn: Gah mental image in head!!
Bumblebee: Well we'ld better hope Perceptor's wrong otherwise we could be going on a one way trip inside a

Shockwave: Argh watch where you put your foot Slag, damn you!!

Starscream: AAAAHHH!!, that's slagging good energon, I'm going to take a nap now.

Frenzy: Sorry about stepping over you like that Prime but hey no hard feelings right??
Optimus: I would have no hard feelings if you didn't have you weren't stepping on me in a disgusting way.

Bumblebee: What's gotten in to you Seaspray??
Seaspray: I'm Energon High and so happy, wwwwhhheee!!!!!
Bumblebee: Uh....yeah right.

Wheelie: Wheelie say bye bye to friends today!!
Kup: Whoa kid watch where your pointing that thing will ya??

Onslaught: Sorry about tripping you just then Vortex.
Vortex:......Don't touch me!!

Starscream: Freedom, horrible freedom at last, AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Worker: Hello Hasbro main office you never told me you were re-relasing Soundwave.
Hasbro: It aint Soundwave it's his remold Twincast.
Worker: Oh I see my mistake!! *puts phone down*

Ratchet: Let's see if your head comes off.
Wheeljack: Ratchet I aint a headmaster for the last time damnit!!!!

Megatron: Soundwave did you trip me??
Soundwave: No it was Skywarp I swear.
Skywarp: what I'm not the one standing right next to him with a foot stuck out.
Megatron: SILENCE FOOLS!!!!!!

Optimus: Where is the entry plug on this girl??
Girl: Um you mean here?? *pulls down pants*
Optimus: Yep ;)

Hard Head: DO THE MONKEY!!!!!

Galvatron: Alright all we need now are some Decepticon females and we can really get this party going!! *grins and raises his glass*

Soundwave: Ow I'm going to get a rash from this.
Starscream: AH shutup your the one who's got your crotch sitting on my head.

Soundwave: Warning critical damage!!
Rumble: That's the last time I follow your instructions to connect the "In" socket with the "out" socket.

Skywarp: To drop you or not to drop you in to endlesspitwichleadstoariverofacidandhorriblecreatures??, that is the question.

Cerebros: I shouldn't have stayed up so late with the guys last night now I've got bloodshot eyes!!
*uses eye drops liquid*
Cerebros: YYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

Jazz: I hope no one founds out bout this.
Starscream: Who cares??
*Megatron and Optimus walk in after trying to kill each other*
Optimus: I'm going to kill them first!!
Megatron: No you're not I am going to kill them!!
Optimus: Pfft

Optimus: I knew somehow when Spike said "turn right" he meant "turn left" ow *mumbles*, where's Grapple&Hoist when you need them??

Menasor(underneath): Menasor no like being crushed!!
*Superion knocks him out with a punch*
Superion: Shut up you have no brains sometimes if any at all.

Skid-Z: If I was transformed this would be a whole lot easier,then what it is now.

Computron: Need to apply excesive force to break Galvatron action figure,that walks,talks,shoots and transforms too.

Bluestreak: Why are we riding this wave when we will be severly damaged and in need of repeair,I will never know.

Menasor: Menasor need to learn how to do cannonball and make big hole in ice!!

Bumblebee: What are you doing,standing like that?
Wheeljack: Uh practising my Ultra Megaton Flying Fist attack!!,yeah that is it.

Grimlock:WTF?,how did Osama Bin Laden get on TV over here?,me Grimlock confused!

Spike:I can hardly aim this thing,how am I supposed to hit a starship??

Bumblebee: Ok that is the last time you guys use me as Kite.

Cyclonus: Why the hell are we standing here when we can fly?
Starscream: Good point!

Megatron: Where the f#ck is my Fusion Cannon?
Starscream: I think,Soundwave,stole it again.
Megatron: Damn him!

Ratchet: This is for killing me Megajerk!!
*Rachet blasts Megatron 10 times in the face at point blank range*
Megatron: You shot me?!,aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

Galvatron: Soundwave,why are you holding my hand?
Soundwave: Okay I admit Iam gay,you happy now?
Galvatron: O_o

Bombshell:Oh man I really have a bad case of acid diahorea,that does it no more unleaded energon for me.

Swindle: All of the places,why does it have to go through my breasts?
Starscream: I dunno,but it hurts like hell!

*Grimlock starts to make the ground shake*
Grimlock: Me Grimlock think this is more fun then dancing on Megatron!