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Omega: Air-guitar technicality: Perfection.

Crowd reaction: Anger, mixed with some hostility.

Feelings on this: Very disappointed.

C3PO: The odds of successfully making a cameo in a Japanese Transformers anime is approximately 1 billion,250 million...oh, hmm..never mind then.

Stupid Rodimus Prime, saying that I can't be a headmaster because I got an F on my report card. Well then I will just become a pouting-frown Master, that will show him.

In Iacon, transtector drives you.

Sunstreaker letting everyone know that his ego is actually wider that the width of his arms.

Wheeljack: And there I was, FROZEN like this, when I saw Ava Gardner step out the gala with Bob Hope in 1934. She wore the most brilliantly colored and beautiful..."

bumblebee: What's a "Bob Hope"?

Brawn thinking to himself: One minute I'm reading through Homes and Garden magazine in my quarters inside the Ark, and the next I'm suddenly riding first class on big ol' meany head Soundwave's back. I wonder if he's noticed me yet...hush, Brawn. Hush.

Passenger: Little does the driver know that I ate 10 chili cheese burritos an hour ago, and it's gonna smell like athlete's foot and fart city here in t-minus, 10...9...8...7...

"Prime, why did Hollywood feel compelled to create a sitcom based on an alien that lives with a human family on earth back in 1986?"

Prime: Uhhh...wha...huh?..what?

Red Alert: Pleaassse put in the play of "Hello Dolly"!
Prime:Uhmm...no.

Let's see if anyone is selling guinea-pig-a-tron's on Ebay.

"Scientists and geeks they all been guessin', look out world here comes Skids,the Theoretician."

France just announced their first-ever "World's loudest Fart" contest to be held in Paris on May 1st thru the 3rd. 1st place gets a lifetime supply of croissants and red berets. I wanna enter in that contest.

Prime: Welcome to Water World, Spike. "ALF" season 1, episode 1, starts at 7pm on channel 6. See ya!

Ah think this is how the humans "Air-Guitar"...argh! Dangit! Ah jus' can't seem to do it right!

"I'm gonna see if that pile of discarded ALF season 1 dvd's are still laying on the patch of dirt over yonder."

Wheeljack: Ugh, why did you have to fart. Stinks up here now!

Ratchet: I think someone must've stepped on duck or sumfink.

Rumble had to take a gig-job when things were slow in the Decepticon/Autobot war.

Now all I gotta do is hide this here oversized novelty vodka bottle in this here inconspicuous violin case and none would be the wiser. Johnny, you clever devil you.

Ratchet, in a singing voice: Stop! IN the name of...

Optimus Prime: Love!

Ratchet: Ah, you got it, man! You cool. You may now pass.

Skywarp: Now ALL the cliff-side edges in North America will feel the wrath of the radar-dish-metal-thingy-laserblasting-jiga-ma-hoo!

"...and that's how I lost to Bobby Jones in the pie eating contest in '72. But I'm getting a bit off-track here..as I was originally saying, ALF was this popular, wacky TV show that came on way back in..."

Megatron speaking in a chipmunk voice: Can we-can we keep it??

Scrapper:This will make for a nice brisket container. Long Haul: I said a Eyyyyyy-O!!!

Huffer: Oh yeah, well you can go suck my a$$...oh heyyyy Spike.

Trypticon: Now get back there and sell those canned baked beans at the mall kiosk like I taught you!

Bumblebee: Can't let the fellas see me scream or they'll kick me off da team. *thinking to himself: eyyoowwwwwwww this f*c&ing hurts!!!

Dude in passenger seat: Finally have all four seasons of ALF on Blue-Ray, brushed my teeth last night, and traded in my Aspire for a Pinto...life is good, life is good.

Prime: Uhhhhh...I will have two Reese's Cups anddddd...that Twix bar for my new bestie! *Turns around to Prowl and makes a smirking face*

seaspray: Wanna be a cardboard box with me?? Bumblebee: Ohhhhh will ya look at that! It's my ride and they just came right on time! *BB thinking to himself: seaspray gone coo-coo!!

Spike: Hooray! Thank you for finding my lucky ladder rungs! *Prime, in a super happy voice: HAVE FUN!!!

Alright, STOP! TRANSFORMER-TIME!!

Perceptor: Sooooo...have you minibots heard about that wacky sitcom "ALF"? Oh my gosh it's funny, ooo-weee!!

Omega: I..am...OUTTA HERE! Thank you, St.Louis! It's been a blast!!!

Spike, speaking in hush-tones to the giant novelty can," Psst! Hey! Mr.Giant Novelty Can... Why is there a guy in a robot suit behind me??

I got you, Sideswipe. Let's go home. *Skyfire then proceeds to sing to SS "Allegro Con Brio" in d-minor*

Daniel wakes up at 2:30 in the morning and starts randomly singing Beethoven's "Aleggro Con Brio".

OP: And one more thing...Action..Masters...are not...legit trans..former toys..and never will...beeeeeeeeee *Prime flat lines and dies.