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Whoa so that's what acid does...

Young girl:"Dammit Grandma...sometimes I just don't feel 'fresh'"
Old Lady:"Damn girl, from here you don't smell too 'fresh' either!"

Spike: "I guess Cartman wasn't the only cartoon character to get an anal probe"

"Word of advice...stop eating the fat free chips!"

Grimlock: "Next time, you best have my money...bitch!"

After watching the "The Two Towers" for the 30th time, Rumble becomes an Ente

"Watch out! Here comes the money shot!"

Megatron:"Hey give us a break Will ya?? It's National Bicycle Safety Week!"

Optimus:"I don't care if you have dead gerbil stuck way up in there. I am NOT going to get it!!!"

"YO BRAWN!! FULL MONTY BABY!!! FULL MONTY!!!"

"Before I die...I just want you to have....my GO BOTS collection..."

"I'm an EVIL genius you see...I invested all Decepticon resources in Enron stock! We'll make a fortune!!"

"I gotta tell you guys...this Preperation H works miracles!"

"No guys! I dropped the football!! I dropped the football!!! ACK!!"

"That's it!! Screw this crummy Transformers bit job! I'm quitting and going to GI JOE! Maybe I can be the Baroness stand in!"

"C'mon...bitch!!! 10 more push ups!!!"

"Dr Feud...I had this dream I was riding my buddy all night long...what can it mean??"

"So I says to the broad...yeah baby...I got one...THIS BIG!!"

"CRAP!! I wanted Chicken Dance Elmo for Christmas!!"

"Dude, this Frat party rocks!! Let's come here next weekend!"

"Oh man...GO BOTS is on TV"

"Run kids!!! It's Michael Jackson!!!"

"Where's my money bitch?!? You'd best have my money!!!"

"Bonds hits one out of the Park!!"

"Yeah...you'd be surpised what mixing LSD and Heroine can do!!!"

Don't worry Skyfire...This sex change operation won't hurt a bit! What? Oh...you're my first one...but don't worry...TRUST me....:)

Man! So this is why Snapple is so fruity!!

Superion:"Menasor baby....you MY bitch!!"

Damn! I'll never get drunk again!

Arcee:"I forgot my vibrator. Sorry Wheelie...you won't do!"