Captions by Bombshell

Crowd: "Free Bird"! WOOOOO!
Galvatron: Dammit, where's my lighter?

Someone threw out a perfectly good Decepticon!

Magnus: Bad news, Galvatron, you can't ride a skateboard for crap; the good news, you landed on Wheelie!

*CRACK*! Galvie: God! I threw my back out!
Soundwave: Aw, geez, Lord Galvatron was playing "cheerleader" again.

Who needs a PS2? Nothing beats this Apple II for true gaming pleasure!

LET ME ON THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY!!!

Computer: How about a nice game of chess?
Chip: Screw that! Show me some smut!

Viagra?! At generic prices?! I'm so there!!!

Megs: Fear not, Minicon! You are about to boldly go where no Minicon has gone before!
Soundwave Thinking:*Uh Oh! 'Back Door' Sense tingling!*

Megs: Hold still, this won't hurt a bit...the hell? Aw, Crap! Yo, Starscream, run down to Hardware Hank and get me an adapter, would ya?

According to Union Pacific safety guidlines, all employees must use "gentle pressure" when their co-worker is a homicidal robot.

"Subway, Eat Fresh! Ha, Ha, Ha...please kill me!"

*sings* Been ridin' on this ol' train/ been ridin' it all night/ think I'll go to the club car get myself a bite...

Rattrap:...So I said, that's no Predicon, that's my wife!
Rhinox: Good thing I got this gun.

Kup: Look what Unkie Kup found in your ear, a quarter!
Hot Rod: Oh crap, are we dead.

Kup: I know Galvatron's weakness! Delicious Hostess Energon Pies!
Galvatron: Curse you Autobot, I can't resist the flaky cobalt crust and radioactive filling!
Thus, millions of years of civil war ended thanks to Hostess Energon Pies!

The latest Armada repaint: Heroic Autobot Megatron!

Hey! Who gave the kid a gun?!

Come on, guys! GROUP HUG!

I once caught a fish THIS big!

Bomb-Burst and Submarauder find out who cut the cheese.

Cheat #2: Codeword: Chastitycheat!

Tonight on CBC, we have the annual track and field marathon with special guest participant Skid-Z of the Autobots.

Leozack and Hellbat share a private moment

Me Grimlock think Bin Laden major @$$hole!

Here's Daniel Witwicky: Age 15

Starscream decides to take the shot for Cyclonus, seeing as how he is a more bad ass jet than he is!

Slag's gone from suck to blow!

Skullcruncher:For lunch, I'll have the leg of Freeway, and for dessert, I'll have the rest of him.

Galvatron didn't much like the surprise he got for his birthday.

Galvatron didn't much like the suprise he got for his birthday.

Cerebros: How do I shut it off?

It's The Full Monty!

Hey, Megatron. I found that Mango dude. Can I keep him, please?

But Galvatron. I REALLY need to use the bathroom!

But Glavatron. I REALLY need to use the bathroom!

Bombshell watches "Spaceballs" as Kickback watches in confusion.

One and two and stretch. Now bend! Now Lift! Feel The burn!

The scene that almost gave TF:TM a R rating!

No wonder I hae no friends!

So I says to Megatron, I says...

"What do you mean our names are gonna be used in RID?!"

"Write me out of the movie, will ya? TAKE THAT!"

Feed him to the Sharkticons!

"Can you keep a secret?" "Yes" So can I"