Captions by Bumblebee

Megatron: Do you hear that Starscream!? They want more!!! D*CEPTICO-N*SYNC IS popular!!!

Starscream: ...I WILL get you back for this...

(off screen)
Soundwave: It's show time!

UM: ::immitating Scrapper::"We love powerful god Ultra Magnus! They should fire Galvatron and Rodimus Prime and make him in charge!"

Sure (do doo doo doo doo do) Unsure (hahh hahh hahh)...you know...the deodorant.....com...mer...cial...nevermind.

Galv: Yoyoyo, Soundy, wazzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!
Soundwave: ...

Daniel and Wheelie were always really....REALLY...good friends. Daniel is now part of Arcee. Arcee and Wheelie are now really...REAAAAAAAALLLY good friends.

Ratchet: BEEEP!
Skyfire: NOT funny.

Okay. First, there's the Leader-1/Sparkplug, Hot-Rod/Hot Shot, Grindor/Sureshock crap..now this!?! That's it. I want on to be He-Man.

Desz: Hey! WhoareyourighttherelittleboyIdon'tthinkI'veeverseenyouherebefore, ha ha!!
Boy: Whaaaaaaat?Whoareyouagiantrobotwowyoulooksocool!

Narrator: Unknown to little boy, Deszaras is his long lost older brother who he thought died i

...he better have padding under that. It's gonna be a looooooong day...::punch::

Hot Shot: I wonder were Jolt i---AAAAAH!!! HEY!
Jolt: Hey, it's gotta be less painful than being around those kids, buddy.

Scourge: I didn't notice optimus had such a cute ass. i wonder if he will notice if i stick my dick up his rear waist plate. Optimus: aww yess i hope that is ratchet fixing up my pelvis plate.Aww yess

Rattrap:Rhinox is havin a baby!
Primal what did you do to him!
Pimal:It was only once up the ass. Wat a cute ass

Are you shaw we should get this close because my cock is up and not doin anythin so turn around so i can screw u

Edited by Seibertron. Please keep posts at a maximum of PG-13 material gang. Thanks!

Iv'e always fancied you terrorsaur now let me do 69 ya while flying what a thrill now blow me ah the taste of sprog

Iv'e always fancied you terrorsaur now let me do 69 ya while flying what a thrill not blow me ah the taste of sprog

Galvatron: No autobot rape. Who is that groping me. actaully who is giving me a blow job now i know why people call you guys headmasters

Ironhide not only are we both male autobots but we are brothers. oh wat the heck bring it on.Ironhide: daniel since spike bonded with op to be a crotch master bond with me. Ratchet: Oh yes but now ive got sprog fluid all up my ass . Ironhide: now blow me

Spike the real reaon i wanted you to hold that gun was so you could binary bond with me. No not a headmaster a crotch master. transform now where is elita

Hi starscream i'm the first male autobot slut one handcuff, 2 and yes look at the met fluid a cumin

I'm bad to the bone oooooh looks like i'm bad to the bona to

Ah viagra now i can get it up.spike get over here and and give me a hug and a fµ©k

Ravage. Yopu want sex well iv'e had sex with mirage and spike but a robotic dog well you have to try everything once i always say. awwwwwwwwwwww yes thats it

Spike: Yes now pull down my pants and yes shove the cannon up my ass like there no tomorrow a owwwwww erection i can't lye on this rock anymore a sprog lake, oh and hound have you got an insert port on your waist joint. ohhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes

You now cyclonus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww

You now cyc;onus i have always thought of you in a sexaul waybut i didn't know you were this good at sex, what thats comig out of your waist joint a robotic genitals aw baby bring it on awwwwwwwwwwwwww

Ok megatron now watch where you stick that pistol. Yes there. Oh oh oh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Daniel:No arcee iv'e got to face the other way for you to be a Headmaster.
Arcee: Like this.
Daniel: No lower, lower like that now suck like you never sucked before now you an be my headmaster.

To think elita humans call typing words on a computer cyber sex this is cybersex. Though it would be so much more fun if i had genitals ratchet give me that screwdriver.