Captions by WolfSpider1979

"Optimus, how am I supposed to slither through these rungs, when the ropes are digging into my shoulders?"

*Song in the background* "Getting to know you, getting to know all about you!"

"Here I am... AGAIN... with the SAME four kids! What 'creepy' venue are we going to see now? WHY ISN'T THAT HORSE OF A DOG ON A LEASH!?"

They call me... Mister Roboto!

Perceptor - "Eject, I don't know how to thank you for that spy camera in Arcee's quarters!"
Sespray - "Perceptor, what are you watching?"
Bumblebee - "Not much, because his gaze is burning holes in the monitor."

Bumblebee: "You know, I've had it up to..." *looks around* "Where's Skylynx when you want to over-exagerate?"

Megatron: "What does THIS button do?"
Archevile: "PLEASE! Oh please do not press the button! You do not know what it might..."
*BOOM*
Archevile: "...do!"

"HOT! HOT! HOT!"

What sequence do I press for "The Lugnuts Channel"?

So THIS is where that stink bomb originated last week! Breakdown, your gas is WORSE than Smokescreen's!

"Driver": "Uh John, This truck is driving itself."
John: "How do you know? Your hand is right on the wheel!"
"Driver": "That's true; My hand IS on the wheel. The only problem is: My arm is not ATTACHED to it!"

"Ippy, dippy, my dear Drippy, flying the light so true..."
*Prowl snickering*

Hey! Stop! What are ya doin? Don't touch me there! You're making me giddy!

And... He...Is...OUTTA HERE!

What the smeg am I doing here!? I was supposed to be getting a lap dance at the "Crossed-Circuits"!

Who feels they should have a bigger part!?

Jazz: "Wait. Is that what you said? You 'want a meat platter' to enter your chassis? I'm not going to even ask how..."

You're saying that this REALLY an animated series? My whole life has been a lie...

Giggedy! Arcee is going to give it to him good!

"Kneel before me and..." *rumble* "bestow upon me your gifts of..." *louder rumbling* "ALKASELTZER!!"

"Brawn, dude! Your breath WREAKS! How much garlic have you had?!

Bumblebee: Oh wow! Dude! Full moon!

Grimlock: What you mean we out of pizza rolls?! ME GRIMLOCK DEMAND PIZZA ROLLS!

Where's a Babel Fish when you need one?

"They're doing WHAT?!" "I can't believe they do that!" "Oh man! I'm gonna be sick."
-They're watching a hot dog eating contest.

"My nose itches."

Me, Grimlock, wish me no see THAT!

MotorMaster: "Got any eights?"
Blitzwing: "Go Fish!"
Dead-End: "CHEATER!"

Ratchet: "...And this goes here..."
Mirage: "Oh Baby! Where have you been all my life!"