Captions by BG the Robit

C-3PO, walk my dog.

I've been the latest caption for HOW LONG now?!

H: They used my color scheme for WHO on Rescue Bots?!
S: At least they didn't use the orange.
H: I refuse to look at you any longer.

*farts* *other TFs retch* Unknown- What?
OP- *coughs* You can't smell that?
Unknown- Does it LOOK like I have a giant nose like you? Or a nose at ALL?

"See y'all in Rescue Bots! I got the role as the Velgrox leader!"

OP - "Where is it, where is it, where is it! WHERE IS MY SANDWICH!!!"

This is why you never look in a mirror in the Animated universe.

"Me Grimlock say cue Num-Num song!"
*It's Raining Tacos plays on car radio*
"You BAD radio!" *eats car* "Num num num num num num num..."

By the time Soundwave got there to stop Megatron from eating all the burritos, it was too late.

PG: So that Halloween trick was a real hit, eh, Ratchet?
Ratch: *Comes and checks him out* Err... maybe, but it wasn't a success...

I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to... POOP IT!

Ch:You know I'll make you.
IH:No you won't! You can't make me THAT drunk!
*that nite*
IH:*slurred*Hey babe, wanna make magic?
Ch:Told ya...

Hound: So THIS is what a human's a** looks like!

So Starscream IS a girl!

M: SOUNDWAVE WHAT THE HECK DID YOU EAT!?! And LET GO OF ME!
SW: But I LOVE you!
M: B****!!!!!!!!!

M: I told you we would be great together.

M: So why don't we head to the back and we'll go do it there...

Bee: Dude, what the fuck happened last night?

Wheeljack: Maybe you shouldn't have had sex with me when I'm drunk then!
Minerva: But... you TOLD me too! WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I have no idea what this dude is like, but I can tell he's an annoying jerk by looking at this pic.

Menasor is almost passed out drunk and Superion, only slightly less drunk is acting on it.
Menasor: Uuuhh... what's up my... is that my tailpipe? I.. can't really tell anymore...
Superion: that would be me...

*thirty minutes later*
Galvatron: *hurls for 17th time* g..g..go get.. someone..*18th* anyone... help...*19th*

Does anyone else notice how big his bottom lip is?

Rumble: Ugh..*hand to head*Where-where are we?
Starscream: How should I-*hic!* Shit.
Ramjet: *blinks rapidly* Ulgh.. *gurgle* Ulp! Blleeeeaaaaahh!!
Ravage: *walks in* Aw, man, really! You hurled on me!

(Add on to last caption:) Mirage: You know, actually I don't care.

Cliffjumper: We finally... had.. our moment... *dies*
Mirage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Giddy-up, illogical flying earth-horse!

Dude in the Chair: Two drunk Decepticons just did 'Ring Around The Rosy' around me. At least they all fell down so I can get outta here. *runs away*

Hey, guys! I'm shoving you closer together... SO KISS ALREADY!!!

Why does Optimus have a 3rd leg where his arm should be?

What, you didn't expect me to sit on the GROUND, did you?

Ratchet:*hic* excuse me... oops, I *hic* probably shouldn't have *hic* ripped that *hic* off...

OP: Ratchet.. I don't feel good.. *crash* *hurls*
Ratchet: I told you not to go to human bars, your systems can't take it.

Spike: Optimus, you look tired. You should rest.
OP: Evil never rests, so why should I... *crash*
Carly: Because you just collapsed from exhaustion.

What no one else knows is that he's throwing up all the beer he drank that morning into a hole under his facehole.

Shockwave: I told you it was not logical to eat the 'super-spice tacos' with your tub full of tequila, Decepticons.

Karl: Jerry, I told you to come LAST time and this time! Here's a pic of the rapper that was at the bar THIS time!
Jerry: That looks worse than when you showed me The band with Soundwave playing a Keytar. Your phone gets WAAY to drunk.

HOLY ****!

I'm taking your head off but my face looks like I'm concerned... I don't really have a medical liscence.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
1 second later, he trips and gets a mouthful of sand,

Bee:Babe, what are you doing?
SS:I want to kiss you goodbye, but I cant get this helmet off.*head rips off**falls to ground*
Bee:Oh...

Bee:*hand on SS's spark* I'm always gonna love ya, but I hafta sacrifice myself for you.
SS: Really? *tears*
Bee: Yes. *whispers* actually no, i was just told to say that.

"No! I can't leave until I feel every bit of his hot metal skin! Starscream! No, PLEASE don't tell Momatron. Ugh, you are the worst big sister EVER!"

Nononononono! Megatron, I can explain! We were just trying something new to... you know.... expand our ranks?

WHY THE HECK ARE YOU FILMING THIS!!! We're trying to have SEX here... oh crap. Megatron.

The face and the bathroom-sized jug of beer clearly states that Starscream got away from Megatron again.

SS: *slurred* Bruh, do you dare me t'drenk this 'ole theng?
Megatron: ...
SS: *slurred* Ill do et any'ay...
*thirty minutes later*
SS:*laying in his vomit*

But Daddy, look! Can we PLLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSE go on the rollercoaster? It's only about as tall as your head! PLEASE, Daddy?

Scourge: Ugh, man, I don't remember any of last night. Fill me in?
M-O: Okay, you switched bodies with the Prime...

Sling: Get off of me.
OP: No.
Sling: Then I'll MAKE you! *flings him off*
OP:*hurtles to ground* B****!!!!!!!!!