Captions by Marcus Rush

WAFFLES!!!

*Sari Continued* Prove naturalized citizenship as well as legal birth certificate. And be a member of one of the dominating political parties and considered legally insane.
Optimus Prime: Don't do it Bulkhead... Its just not worth it, trust me on this on

Bulkhead: So in the real world you humans 'Voh ta' to determine who your leader will be?
Sari: That's Right big guy.
Bulkhead: Can I become a 'press a dental candidate?'
Sari: SURE!!!, So long as you were born in the US, can prove naturalized citizensh

Beaverton, home of the world's largest beaver dam, was waste deep in water today. Survivors seen here were lifted up by motorized rescue vehicles from Sony.

Optimus Prime, he was there during the floods of Katrina and the devastation of Sandy... He pulled survivors from the wreckage. But where was Megatron? Sitting on the board of directors for Dewey Screwya and Howe. Megatron Wrong on Environment, wrong for

I knew I should have listened to Ratchet regarding my Decepticrones disease!!!

Lift me up boys, this is my only number!

Patrick Willis, is that you?

It was only then that he realized that the "Fog," was caused by Blot and not a natural phenomenon.

And thats how you program a human VCR.

Bumblebee: "And they said I had to be this tall to ride the Devil's Rage Water Slide..."

Seaspray: "Missed it by that much."

So you and Arachnid.... eh eh eh? Oh come on, I was left out so you gotta spill it.

Quit your whining and accept your can kickin. At least you survived into the next dozen series.

"And now Soundwave, you will learn why Comedy Central continues to air South Park Episodes featuring Indiana and George Lucas."

Soundwave learns the hard way where Cosmic Rust originates.

So umm, where's the candy?

I am sorry Seth Green, Robot Mad Scientist just doesn't have that roll off the tongue quality.

Throngs of Cybertronians gather to witness the arrival of I-Phone 5 the new replacement to Tele-Tran 3

"HA You drafted ALEX SMITH? You are so going down Jazz."

And that's whats in a can of SPAM

Dr, Arkeville celebrates his new role as public relations officer for the RNC Campaign.

And now let us enjoy the song styles of Lynn Minmie... ENJOY IT OR ELSE!!!

When using an Oklahoma Credit Card, be sure that your target is not a thirty foot robot

Sorry, "Lord Megatron" has already been registered.

Yes Master Romney, I have successfully infiltrated Successful Health providers. Proceeding to blame my failures on Obama so you can win election... GENIUS!

Dr Arleville's new practice in pedantry has hit a few major obstacles.

The original inspiration for Prometheus and its successors

Of course Me, Grimlock medic. Me Medicated right now... want me to Medicate you to?

Side Burn: YELLOW TAIL!!!!
Tai: Blue Tail... its a Blue Tail Tuna twit.
Side Burn: YELLOW TAIL!!!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MICHAEL BAY DIDN'T MAKE TRANSFORMERS ABOUT US?

No wonder Rattletrap is the planet's greatest champion in the Stare Leagues. He doesn't even blink.

"I goin ta Hollywood. I'm goin on da aeroplane."

Magnus: And here you have three slightly used transformable robots. A few dents here and there, and one is addicted to Red. Lets start the bidding at 50 Energon Creds... Do I here 50? 40?

"And the winner is President elect Rick Santorum"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T GET IN? I'VE BEEN IN THIS CITY FOR FIFTY YEARS!!!

John Kerry's Speech Moderator.

Spike now regrets enrolling in Preceptor's Quantum Temporal Physics Class.

Megatron is forced to endure the All Seeker rendition of The Rockettes.

Huffer: Quintuplets you say? How did this happen Ratchet? Nevermind I don't want to know. Just what are ya going to name them?
Wheeljack: Well, Grimlock umm Sludge...

Grimlock and the Dutch Cookie Caper, tomorrow night on A&E

Me Grimlock wanna be Night Elf Mohawk

This is what I'll do for a Klondike Bar.

Me Grimlock Say, BEIBER ALBUM SOUND BETTER MELTED THAT WAY....
And ME GRIMLOCK curse Wheelie's copy of hooked on phonics.

Grimlock listens to Ben Stines new Album "Do the Hula," while looking for his bottle of Visine.

Blitzwing: And when he awoke, he discovered...

Stunticons: What? What did he discover?

Blitzwing: That he was in South Central LA and he was stripped to the frame. And his paint job was covered in Dodger Symbols.

Stunticons: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

"Ratchet?"
"Yeah Mirage?"
"Remember that Geico Gecko we flushed?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think it liked that."

Optimus: Your show sucked...
Megatron: At least I got into mainstream
Optimus: Mainstream, you and your kind almost killed the entire franchise, and dont get me started on those spin offs. I mean minicons and what combiners as a standard feature? You gu

Galvatron stands in utter shock as he lays optics upon the stunticons... then grows irrate as he realizes that his private stash is no longer private.

Cream filled or Chocolate filled? DAMN I'm lactose intollerant.

Don't worry there little fella, this end's heated!