Captions by Roadshadow

Hound: Hey there, young fella. You want some popsicles? I got a WHOLE freezer full of popsicles.

Desperate for attention, Bumblebee decides to go into the "dangerous stunts business." Unfortunately, when trying to tame Ravage, he realized he had reeked of cheese.

Scorponok: Don't run away! I just want to be loved! *Sniffs*

Skywarp: He's MY Starscream! Mine!
Thundercracker: No! MINE!
Megatron: Dammit, you two, just share!
Starscream: Please Primus, just kill me now...

Spike: Check it! I'm gonna be a DJ someday.
Sparkplug: Pfft. Yeah right.
Brawn: *Secretly dry humps Sparkplug*

Prime: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Scorponok: Tag! You're it!

That's MR. PRIME to you, motherf***er!

Onslaught, who was drunk one day, accidently shoved a ten-ton hydrogen bomb straight up his ass.

The results here are self-explanatory.

The aftermath of a retarded one-eyed child trying to transform these two.

Galvatron: This is what you get for being an annoying f***!

Bruticus: Now I know how Unicron felt when his body was blown up! It hurts like a motherf***er!

Submarauder: I'm infected with head lice!

Prime: Ook ook! I'm a monkey!
Optimus Primal (Offset): And he's a Prime HOW?

Soundwave: Hey offficer! Push play! I said, PUSH PLAY MOTHERF***ER!

*Large explosion happens behind Prime*

Prime: That wasn't me, I swear!

Little Bumblebee soon learned what the Internet is really for: Looking at porn.

Bumblebee: Yay! I have more spam in my email!

Bumblebee: Hey! Some site has a funny Transformers caption contest every Monday! What kind of idiot would do that?

Optimus: Magicus PRESTO! You like the smoke?
Kids: No, that was a fart.

Optimus: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Kids:...
Optimus: Damn. Well scaring them didn't work.

Galvatron: Umm...what are you doing, Dragstrip?
Dragstrip: Eating grass. Yum.
Galvatron: Where the hell is Starscream when you need his antics?

Galvatron: That's what happens when you DON'T DO YOUR CHORES, BITCH!

Galvatron: Dammit, wake up you lazy bum!
Dragstrip: Nnnehh..five more minutes...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Everyone knows that when Dinobot grins, they know he ate another baby...

Vortex: Momma! Momma!
Bruticus (Missing Vortex as his left arm): Dammit Vortex stop acting like a baby!

Sparkplug: And THIS is the finger that I used to pick my nose last night!
Jazz: That's it. To the crazy house with you.

Optimus: Uhh, Heavy Load? Why are you smiling at me that way?
Heavy Load: Oh Oppy...you're soooooo sexy...
Optimus: @_@

Devastator: Quit licking my balls, dammit!

Someone help me! I'm stuck in the toilet seat. :(

Errrrrrrgghh...AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

*plop*

Whew. Man, Lithone's a bitch to get out once digested and morphed into poo.

The TF cleverly disguised as Marissa's raygun: Dammit I'm not ready for babysitting yet!

Trypticon: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude...Tiny people...
Old Man: Oh sh*t that Decepticon's high!

Can you hear US now? GOOD!

Everyone but Soundwave (In musical tone): Hello, operator, how do you do?
Soundwave: I don't know if I'm on the right side anymore...Musical Mondays suck!

Megatron: Hmm, insert key into slot A. I wonder...

Alien: Hmm...
Ravage: Get that probe out of my ass NOW!

Superion: ZOMG n00b! T3h A3 figur3z!
A3: God dammit, I'm not a ----ING TOY!

Ever since Starscream's character died in the movie, he had to resort to being a hobo, having bird droppings fall on his head for food.

Superion: YAY! DOLLY!
A3: Oh ----.

Blaster: Man, I REALLY hate sour cream.

Kid: Durr, I like being Megatron...

Poor Johnny didn't realize that Optimus mistook him for the real Megatron...and shot the boy.

Galvatron: Why does everyone HATE ME!? *cries*
Random Decepticon: Because you're a fatass!!!

Trypticon: Dude...where am I? Wow, cool little diorama of scared humans...

Errrrrrrgghh...AAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!

*plop*

Whew. Man, Lithone's a bitch to get out once digested and morphed into poo.

Ratchet: Are you gonna jam your thumb up my ass?
Ironhide:..No.

Spike: Jesus! These eggs are gonna get me first prize in the "Giant Food" contest! Now all I need is Slag and a giant pan...

Megatron: JUNIOR!?
Megatron Jr.: Hiya dad!
Megatron: Damn. I knew having sex with a female fleshbag was a BAD idea...

Ravage: Aaah! God it hurts my ass!