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Sometimes, being a triplechanger is just Maddening.

(Jackass music plays up)
Hi I'm Long Haul and this is Scrapper, and THIS is "Autobot Tipping".

Hey, you aren't Santa Claus!

Embarrassed, Spike walks back to camp after realizing that he was trying to have a conversation with an actual Jeep for fifteen minutes.

"This is stupid, Hound."
"But I'm out of gas!"
"So why don't YOU walk to the gas station?"

Welcome to beautiful Toothpaste Falls.

It is the year two-thousand five. Mankind apparently forgets how to dress itself between here and there.

Man, the lineup to get out of the eighties is way too long! I'm just gonna go watch the A-Team and listen to Van Halen all night.

You maniacs! You blew it up!

Yeah, I've had it with you and your guyjumping. Eat ballistic death, Arcee.

Welcome to SubmarauderWay, can I take your order?

Megatron: You know what would be nice?
Prime: What?
Megatron: Knees.
Prime: Yeah.
Megatron: Yeah.

Prime: Wait a sec, where'd your arms go, Megs?
Megatron: What do you mean, they're ri-AHHH!?!

Megatron: Wow, the universe sure is big.
Prime: Not really, no.
Megatron: What?
Prime: Think about it. Besides Earth and Cybertron there's what, maybe six other planets?
Megatron: I don't follow.
Prime: Well, Charr, Junk, Quintessa, Mars..u

Cybertron's latest dance craze, the Mecharena.

In a brutal twist of irony, Superion was knocked off the top of the building by angry monkeys.

Eveningwear by Mr. Cosmos of Cybertron Paris.

I suppose I deserve it, after all that Planet Junk food.

Is...is that BLOOD? Oh, no, I should have listend to Prime!

Man, that Earth was good, but I'm really feeling the China. I'll probably be hungry again in an hour, too.

Spike Witwicky is: The Crocobot Hunter!

Support for the Live-action Transformers film dwindles when leaked information confirms Warwick Davis appearing as Megatron.

The child, whose identity will remain protected, died almost instantly as the "mass-shift" effect crushed all of his vital organs before he succesfully turned into a small pistol.

Lineups for the much-anticipated Transformers live-action movie started forming today. Of course, so far only people who don't actually require food or sleep have been showing up.

Eat your heart out, Reflector.

Junkion: GOJIRAAAAAA!

Grimlock: Twit.

Scene from "Jurassic Park 5: It Turns Out They're Robots".

During the fifties, the "how many villainous robots can you stick into a Volkswagon" fad was at its peak.

(In the background) Radiohead: "You do it to yourself, ya do..."

In this scene, the Autobots prey on the Decepticons' true weakness - A terrible sense of scale - and disguise themselves cleverly as HUMAN SCIENTISTS.

Autobleach! Whites are whiter, brights are brighter!

What's it been now, a month and a half?

Apparantly taking a picture DOES last longer.

Only fitting that these turkeys stick around for Thanksgiving.

Weeks of walking into the wind and they STILL can't catch up to Marcel Marceau.

No wonder they've been here so long! They're cardboard cutouts!

That explains their degree of contribution ot the series, anyway.

A Kodak Moment.

Perceptor II: The Quickening.

It's over, Anakin. I have the high ground!

My name is Perceptor Montoya. You killed my leader. Prepare to die!

Neil Young's "Transformer Man" never had a better audience.

Spike: See, See!? I TOLD you Huey lewis and the News can still rock the arena.

Blaster: That's the power of love, baby.

You are feeling sleeeeepy.

I can't remember...was this "Pimp my Ride" or "Extreme Makeovers?"

"It wasn't Optimus after all! It was Old Man Starscream from the abandoned airfield!"

"And I would've gotten away with it, if it wrren't for you meddlin' kids!"

Feel the rhythm!
Feel the rhyme!
Get on up!
It's bobsled time!

Cruel Runnings!

Unicron: Behold...Galvacrone.

Dragstrip: Is this really necessary?
Rumble: Yeah, since I don't have a vehicle mode, I'm authorized to commandeer Stunticons.
Dragstrip: But couldn't you just hop into soundwave? he flies!
Rumble: Less talk, more drive, you six-wheeled

Isn't that a lovely flaot, June? And oh, look behind it, it's Santa Claus!

The original grease monkey.

(Kool-Aid Man Voice)

OH YEAH!!!