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STOP! Before you cross the bridge of death, you must answer me these questions three.
Perceptor finally decides to use "percussion maintenance" to repair the computer.
Police officer: Your under arrest for stealing car parts.
Slingshot: What do you mean that car was at a dump.
Car owner: I was getting rid of my garbage you buffoon! now put that grill back on my Rolls Royce!
Slingshot: (weakly) Yes, sir.
(Sign in the southern hemisphere)
New Zealand
Population: At least 4 million people, and 20 million sheep
Superion: (offscreen) Now will you let me through?
Devastator: It's just a flesh wound.
Superion: I cut your arm off!
Devastator: I had worse.
First Aid:(Normal voice) Glasses, moustache, hankerchief. (Arcee hands FA the items and he puts them on.)
First Aid: (with Gumby accent) I'm going to operate!
Ratchet and Wheeljack: (offscreen, with same accent)Operate! Operate! Get better brain!
Perceptor's Irish nightmare.
Megatron: So THAT'S where I left the keys to the Nemesis!
Blitzwing: Wait a second... This isn't paint, IT'S GASOLINE! (Skywarp drops a lit mathch on Blitzwing) AHHHH! IT BURNS! STOP! DROP! ROLL! (repeats it a few more times)
Trypticon: Blitzwing do funny dance. Me wanna try! (Drops and starts rolling
Blitzwing is the first to be eliminated from the 4th annual Cybertron Paintball Tournament.
That's the last time I guest star on Slime Time Live. At least I didn't get pied. (Wreck-Gar throws a pie and hits Blitzwing)
Me and my biiiiiig mouth.
Guy on phone: Some Decepticons to steal your Energon, sir?
Guy on other end: Do they have an appointment?
WOO HOO! IT'S SPRING BREAK!
Kup:(talking like a hot dog vendor at a ballpark) Energon! Get your Energon here!
Alicon: I'll take 8!
Bumblebee: Awww. I wanted an iPod.
Megatron: (laughs evily) I purchased an entire stock of Nintendo DS's before the Autobot could get their hands on them.
Soundwave: The Decepticons will now have the most advanced entertaiment systems in the universe!
(Meanwhile, at the Ark...)
Bum
Soundwave: Sic him Ravage!
(Ravage looks at the giant cat, and runs away screaming)
Soundwave: COME BACK YOU SCAREDY CAT! (to himself) I'm so slagged.
Chip: No, NO, NOOO!
Prime: (offscreen) What's going on Chip?
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
Prime: What is it?
Chip: THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Other Autobots: (also offscreen) (screaming)
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
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Backseat Quint: Didn't we pass through this hallway full of robots a minute ago?
Passanger Quint: I TOLD you we were going in circles. You have no sense of direction.
Driver Quint: We're never going to win the Quintessia Grand Prix at this rat
Ultra Magnus: You took us out of the box. We're no longer in mint condition!
Giant: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!! They're no longer collectables! (drops Magnus and Divebomb, who transform and escape, and the giant cries like a baby.)
Divebomb: WOW! I can�
Blaster: RUN AWAY! Ramhorn's on a rampage again!
Kup: That's the 3rd time this week.
Blaster: HELP! The Decepticons are attacking again!
Kup: So We'll stop them like we always do.
Blaster: No! Don't go out there, Soundwave's playing Milli Vanilli nonstop!
Kup: Then we have to play a Pat Boone tape. At least HE can sing.
Blaster after getting kicked off of American Idol
The winner of the drag queen pagent.
Car Radio: Sunshine, lolipops, and rainbows everything-
Driver Quint: Oops, wrong CD (Ejects CD and inserts another one)
Car Radio: Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games.
Driver Quint: Now THAT'S more like it.
Ultra Magnus: I can't believe it Arcee, you actually KILLED Galvatron!
Arcee: I TOLD him that fembots aren't weak. But he still had the nerve to insult me!
Galvatron: Starscream, NO! Don't torture me, ARRGH!
Rumble joins the shriners.
Old Woman: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO DEMOLISH MY GARDEN YOU STUPID DECEPTICONS!
Megatron: HOLY SLAG! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AN OLD LADY WITH A GUN MEANS CERTAIN DEATH!
Other Decepticons: (Screaming)
Girl: I TOLD you not to headbutt each other, but did you listen? Noooo.
Random Decepticon: Yo, Galvatron, another Energon brandy.
Galvatron: Gentlemen, to evil.
(Simpsons Reference)
The TRUE origin of the Breastforce
Now where did I leave my fusion cannon?
Soundwave (a la Bender): Bite my shiny metal ass.
Everyone: Must destroy Cybertron!
SFX:Watch beeping
Kup: Hey, lunchtime.
(Everyone leaves as the energon radiation fades
(Homer Simpson voice) MMMMM....Energon
Primal: (singing) We got a great big conv-
Prime: (interrupting) Don't you DARE sing that!
Me Grimlock greatest Dance Dance Reolution player in ALL of Cybertron!
The Passion Of The Tracks
If Rumble is turned into s tree, and a mime cuts him down, and no one else is around, does anyone care?
Spectators: NO!
At the Autobot annual disco party:
A3 (to himself): Think, you disco duck, think!
Prime: Could you quit muttering to yourself and fix the boogie sphere, the other 'bots want to keep this party goin'.
TAKE THIS WHEELIE!!
Thrust: Would you believe that my Mini-Con, Inferno, PUMMELED ME after seeing how cool he was as an Autobot in G1 and Energon and how disgusting he was in Beast Wars?
Other 'cons: HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
Another on-time delivery from Decepticon Express.
Cyclonus and Soundwave hold signs that say "2"
Gavatron: Did I get the gold medal?
Soundwave: You forgot to stick the dismount sir.
Cyclonus: We'll never win the Cybertronian Olympics at this rate.
(Ranting Sweede voice) You know what makes me mad? My energon incarnation! I sound like one of the "Super Duper Sumos" for Primus' sake!
(singing) Take that last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station.
(normal voice) I forget the rest.
Arcee: Watch where you point that missile, Magnus. You could put out an optic sensor with that thing!
Ultra Magnus: Sorry Mom.