Captions by Masterpiece Prowl

STOP! Before you cross the bridge of death, you must answer me these questions three.

Perceptor finally decides to use "percussion maintenance" to repair the computer.

Police officer: Your under arrest for stealing car parts.
Slingshot: What do you mean that car was at a dump.
Car owner: I was getting rid of my garbage you buffoon! now put that grill back on my Rolls Royce!
Slingshot: (weakly) Yes, sir.

(Sign in the southern hemisphere)
New Zealand
Population: At least 4 million people, and 20 million sheep

Superion: (offscreen) Now will you let me through?
Devastator: It's just a flesh wound.
Superion: I cut your arm off!
Devastator: I had worse.

First Aid:(Normal voice) Glasses, moustache, hankerchief. (Arcee hands FA the items and he puts them on.)
First Aid: (with Gumby accent) I'm going to operate!
Ratchet and Wheeljack: (offscreen, with same accent)Operate! Operate! Get better brain!

Perceptor's Irish nightmare.

Megatron: So THAT'S where I left the keys to the Nemesis!

Blitzwing: Wait a second... This isn't paint, IT'S GASOLINE! (Skywarp drops a lit mathch on Blitzwing) AHHHH! IT BURNS! STOP! DROP! ROLL! (repeats it a few more times)
Trypticon: Blitzwing do funny dance. Me wanna try! (Drops and starts rolling

Blitzwing is the first to be eliminated from the 4th annual Cybertron Paintball Tournament.

That's the last time I guest star on Slime Time Live. At least I didn't get pied. (Wreck-Gar throws a pie and hits Blitzwing)
Me and my biiiiiig mouth.

Blurr: (VERY fast)RodimusRodimusthebooksyouorderedonAmazon.comhavearrived!

Guy on phone: Some Decepticons to steal your Energon, sir?
Guy on other end: Do they have an appointment?

WOO HOO! IT'S SPRING BREAK!

Kup:(talking like a hot dog vendor at a ballpark) Energon! Get your Energon here!
Alicon: I'll take 8!

Bumblebee: Awww. I wanted an iPod.

Megatron: (laughs evily) I purchased an entire stock of Nintendo DS's before the Autobot could get their hands on them.
Soundwave: The Decepticons will now have the most advanced entertaiment systems in the universe!
(Meanwhile, at the Ark...)
Bum

Soundwave: Sic him Ravage!
(Ravage looks at the giant cat, and runs away screaming)
Soundwave: COME BACK YOU SCAREDY CAT! (to himself) I'm so slagged.

Chip: No, NO, NOOO!
Prime: (offscreen) What's going on Chip?
Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
Prime: What is it?
Chip: THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Other Autobots: (also offscreen) (screaming)

Chip: It's, It's, IT'S...
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Backseat Quint: Didn't we pass through this hallway full of robots a minute ago?
Passanger Quint: I TOLD you we were going in circles. You have no sense of direction.
Driver Quint: We're never going to win the Quintessia Grand Prix at this rat

Ultra Magnus: You took us out of the box. We're no longer in mint condition!
Giant: NNNNNOOOOOOOO!! They're no longer collectables! (drops Magnus and Divebomb, who transform and escape, and the giant cries like a baby.)
Divebomb: WOW! I can&#0

Blaster: RUN AWAY! Ramhorn's on a rampage again!
Kup: That's the 3rd time this week.

Blaster: HELP! The Decepticons are attacking again!
Kup: So We'll stop them like we always do.
Blaster: No! Don't go out there, Soundwave's playing Milli Vanilli nonstop!
Kup: Then we have to play a Pat Boone tape. At least HE can sing.

Blaster after getting kicked off of American Idol

The winner of the drag queen pagent.

Car Radio: Sunshine, lolipops, and rainbows everything-
Driver Quint: Oops, wrong CD (Ejects CD and inserts another one)
Car Radio: Welcome to the jungle! We got fun and games.
Driver Quint: Now THAT'S more like it.

Ultra Magnus: I can't believe it Arcee, you actually KILLED Galvatron!
Arcee: I TOLD him that fembots aren't weak. But he still had the nerve to insult me!
Galvatron: Starscream, NO! Don't torture me, ARRGH!

Rumble joins the shriners.

Old Woman: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO DEMOLISH MY GARDEN YOU STUPID DECEPTICONS!
Megatron: HOLY SLAG! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT AN OLD LADY WITH A GUN MEANS CERTAIN DEATH!
Other Decepticons: (Screaming)

Girl: I TOLD you not to headbutt each other, but did you listen? Noooo.

Random Decepticon: Yo, Galvatron, another Energon brandy.
Galvatron: Gentlemen, to evil.
(Simpsons Reference)

The TRUE origin of the Breastforce

Now where did I leave my fusion cannon?

Soundwave (a la Bender): Bite my shiny metal ass.

Everyone: Must destroy Cybertron!
SFX:Watch beeping
Kup: Hey, lunchtime.
(Everyone leaves as the energon radiation fades

(Homer Simpson voice) MMMMM....Energon

Primal: (singing) We got a great big conv-
Prime: (interrupting) Don't you DARE sing that!

Me Grimlock greatest Dance Dance Reolution player in ALL of Cybertron!

The Passion Of The Tracks

If Rumble is turned into s tree, and a mime cuts him down, and no one else is around, does anyone care?
Spectators: NO!

At the Autobot annual disco party:
A3 (to himself): Think, you disco duck, think!
Prime: Could you quit muttering to yourself and fix the boogie sphere, the other 'bots want to keep this party goin'.

TAKE THIS WHEELIE!!

Thrust: Would you believe that my Mini-Con, Inferno, PUMMELED ME after seeing how cool he was as an Autobot in G1 and Energon and how disgusting he was in Beast Wars?
Other 'cons: HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Another on-time delivery from Decepticon Express.

Cyclonus and Soundwave hold signs that say "2"
Gavatron: Did I get the gold medal?
Soundwave: You forgot to stick the dismount sir.
Cyclonus: We'll never win the Cybertronian Olympics at this rate.

(Ranting Sweede voice) You know what makes me mad? My energon incarnation! I sound like one of the "Super Duper Sumos" for Primus' sake!

(singing) Take that last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station.
(normal voice) I forget the rest.

Arcee: Watch where you point that missile, Magnus. You could put out an optic sensor with that thing!
Ultra Magnus: Sorry Mom.

111, 110, 101, 100, 11, 10, 1, 0, hup hup hup HIKE!

(Professor Farnsworth voice): I once tried an experiment where I removed my own brain.