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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Scatterlung

Scatterlung has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Galvatron: AAAHAHAAHAHA I HAVE YOU NOW BUMBLEBE-- Oh.

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Optimus: THIS SERIES ONLY SUCKED BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOU

Bruticus blows up!!!

Bruticus: I DIVIDED BY ZERO

Optimus with arms around Bumblebee and Spike

You two play nice, now!

Tracks with a mask on

This is why Technorganics wouldn't work

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

Megatron: Candy Mountain and no Candy? What's going on here...

Soundwave and Reflector in brick forts

Hm, it seems our plan to ressurect the Twin Towers for no logical reason isn't going quite as we'd hoped...

Ratchet working on Teletran-1

Wheeljack, HELP! Teletraan's trying to eat me! CANNIBAL COMPUTER!!!

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

Come on, Prime. It's just a one off payment and then the YMCA'll let me in for free.

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

Arcee: You see all those dead Transformers? Well, Daniel, you're just going to have to accept that war isn't all fun and games. People DIE, okay? They DIE. And they don't come BACK.

Hot Rod: Uh, Arce--

Arcee: Like Wheeljack! Look at h

Sparkplug volunteers!

Optimus: You, Daniel Witwicky, have been found guilty of becoming the most annoying and pointless waste of animation time, and are hereby damned to an eternity of beatings and endless cruelty. Who here shall shoulder the burden of carrying out this senten

Optimus having a bad day!

Prime: I pick YOU, Ironhide, to join me in the new movie! You other losers get out.

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Soundwaver superior, miscoloured Decepticons inferior.

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

Skywarp: You think we should help?
Thundercracker: You think you should shut up?

An army of Fast Tracks

Haha, I thought ahead. Of course I'll get to play Bumblebee in the movie, I came in costume!

Alien probes Ravage

Dr: Vell, if vee are goink to upgrade Ravage here into a Predacon, ve may as vell ztart vis inzerting a Russian voice box into hiss brain zrough his rear. At least to amuze uz, no?

Bumblebee at the computer

BB: I'm a mac
PC: And I'm a PC.

Bruticus blows up!!!

A just as all the Decepticons leapt out to wish Galvatron a happy birthday, he spun on his hill and opened fire on what he believed was the most immediate threat

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Gimme one!! I said GIVE ME ONE!! Aw hell, you boys aint fit for anything!

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

Hot Rod: So thats how it is, is it? Fine! I never want to see you again!
Arcee: 'kay, but I get custody of the kid!

Optimus having a bad day!

Prowl! Take Mirage's head off of your shoulder THIS INSTANT!

Devastator gets slagged!

Mechanic: Wull deres yer prablem! Ye gotta dinobut in yer gonads!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Reflector races out to find Seibertron and new Caption Picture!

Reflector makes a pyramid

Reflector: Hey! Its that guy who made us stand in a pyramid for ages! GET HIM!!

Perceptor wields a pencil

Perceptor found life extremely difficult after the animators did away with mass shifting

Perceptor wields a pencil

"Ha HA! Those Constructicon geeks wont know what hit 'em!"

Hot Rod catches a fish

"not so big now, eh, sharkticon?"

Starscream holds Elita One's chin

Starscream: Such a flat chest...!!

Shockwave looks around a corner

"Jazz repaint?! No! I want Grimlock's body!"

Shockwave looks around a corner

Shockwave: Hmm..I shadow next to me looks suspiciously like Megatron...

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

we're forming our own gestalt...

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

OMFG PUBERTY

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Danei- - "DAMN THIS PAJAMAS SUCK!!!"

Scourge playing in the sand

"Hmm...My legs seem to have dissolved..."

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee: D'ya think I'm related to PacMan, Spike?

Quintessons in transport vehicle

Quintesson: Have the autobots build a better vehicle...All black with red flashy lights...And it needs to talk and be driven by someone off of Bay Watch...

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: d00d! 1 0wn3d 7h15 n00b w1d m4h sk1llz 0n d4 53ib3tr0n RPG f0r|_|m!!
Kup: d00d!

Bombshell holding his head

A CerebroShell landed on my head and now i'm in an endless loop of continuously doing things continously as my commands are rerouted into me, thereby making me perform the commands i set for myself, which are being rerouted into me, thereby making me

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron: Can't get a signal. Maybe if we link this up to your alt. form we can call for help...

Aerialbots sitting on some rocks

Maybe if we sit here long enough, they'll go away...

Woman running in the street

Batman, mid transformation, I'd say...

Galvatron & Soundwave hold hands

Galvatron: I cant believe I got YOU on BLind Date! And what the pit is that smell? You farted, Soundwave?

Bumblebee in a tree

"Wow...That Exo-Suit packs a heft punch..."

Megatron & Optimus get personal

Optimus: Now that I think about it, yeah, going evil and dark and being renamed Scourge a dozen or so times doesn't sound all that bad...

Ironhide w/ fists in air

When Ironhide learnt Prime would return, but the Movie would be Ironhide's last appearance

Ironhide w/ fists in air

Grrr! I'm sooooo....angry, I could...grrr!!

Windcharger strips

Windcharger: Yo! They're filming Beast Wars next door! I got my hands on Depthcharge's pizza blaster!

Ratchet gets his check-up!

Ironhide: Funny, it never hurt when they did a rear exhaust on me. No wonder they call me Ironhide...

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

Bluestreak: Guys! There's a wave back there and its THIS big!!

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: Yes, puny insects! I am your new leader! You shall do my bidding, or taste my wrath!!!

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