Captions by Scatterlung

Galvatron: AAAHAHAAHAHA I HAVE YOU NOW BUMBLEBE-- Oh.

Optimus: THIS SERIES ONLY SUCKED BECAUSE OF YOOOOOOU

Bruticus: I DIVIDED BY ZERO

You two play nice, now!

This is why Technorganics wouldn't work

Megatron: Candy Mountain and no Candy? What's going on here...

Hm, it seems our plan to ressurect the Twin Towers for no logical reason isn't going quite as we'd hoped...

Wheeljack, HELP! Teletraan's trying to eat me! CANNIBAL COMPUTER!!!

Come on, Prime. It's just a one off payment and then the YMCA'll let me in for free.

Arcee: You see all those dead Transformers? Well, Daniel, you're just going to have to accept that war isn't all fun and games. People DIE, okay? They DIE. And they don't come BACK.

Hot Rod: Uh, Arce--

Arcee: Like Wheeljack! Look at h

Optimus: You, Daniel Witwicky, have been found guilty of becoming the most annoying and pointless waste of animation time, and are hereby damned to an eternity of beatings and endless cruelty. Who here shall shoulder the burden of carrying out this senten

Prime: I pick YOU, Ironhide, to join me in the new movie! You other losers get out.

Soundwaver superior, miscoloured Decepticons inferior.

Skywarp: You think we should help?
Thundercracker: You think you should shut up?

Haha, I thought ahead. Of course I'll get to play Bumblebee in the movie, I came in costume!

Dr: Vell, if vee are goink to upgrade Ravage here into a Predacon, ve may as vell ztart vis inzerting a Russian voice box into hiss brain zrough his rear. At least to amuze uz, no?

BB: I'm a mac
PC: And I'm a PC.

A just as all the Decepticons leapt out to wish Galvatron a happy birthday, he spun on his hill and opened fire on what he believed was the most immediate threat

Gimme one!! I said GIVE ME ONE!! Aw hell, you boys aint fit for anything!

Hot Rod: So thats how it is, is it? Fine! I never want to see you again!
Arcee: 'kay, but I get custody of the kid!

Prowl! Take Mirage's head off of your shoulder THIS INSTANT!

Mechanic: Wull deres yer prablem! Ye gotta dinobut in yer gonads!

Reflector races out to find Seibertron and new Caption Picture!

Reflector: Hey! Its that guy who made us stand in a pyramid for ages! GET HIM!!

Perceptor found life extremely difficult after the animators did away with mass shifting

"Ha HA! Those Constructicon geeks wont know what hit 'em!"

"not so big now, eh, sharkticon?"

Starscream: Such a flat chest...!!

"Jazz repaint?! No! I want Grimlock's body!"

Shockwave: Hmm..I shadow next to me looks suspiciously like Megatron...

we're forming our own gestalt...

OMFG PUBERTY

Danei- - "DAMN THIS PAJAMAS SUCK!!!"

"Hmm...My legs seem to have dissolved..."

Bumblebee: D'ya think I'm related to PacMan, Spike?

Quintesson: Have the autobots build a better vehicle...All black with red flashy lights...And it needs to talk and be driven by someone off of Bay Watch...

Blaster: d00d! 1 0wn3d 7h15 n00b w1d m4h sk1llz 0n d4 53ib3tr0n RPG f0r|_|m!!
Kup: d00d!

A CerebroShell landed on my head and now i'm in an endless loop of continuously doing things continously as my commands are rerouted into me, thereby making me perform the commands i set for myself, which are being rerouted into me, thereby making me

Megatron: Can't get a signal. Maybe if we link this up to your alt. form we can call for help...

Maybe if we sit here long enough, they'll go away...

Batman, mid transformation, I'd say...

Galvatron: I cant believe I got YOU on BLind Date! And what the pit is that smell? You farted, Soundwave?

"Wow...That Exo-Suit packs a heft punch..."

Optimus: Now that I think about it, yeah, going evil and dark and being renamed Scourge a dozen or so times doesn't sound all that bad...

When Ironhide learnt Prime would return, but the Movie would be Ironhide's last appearance

Grrr! I'm sooooo....angry, I could...grrr!!

Windcharger: Yo! They're filming Beast Wars next door! I got my hands on Depthcharge's pizza blaster!

Ironhide: Funny, it never hurt when they did a rear exhaust on me. No wonder they call me Ironhide...

Bluestreak: Guys! There's a wave back there and its THIS big!!

Megatron: Yes, puny insects! I am your new leader! You shall do my bidding, or taste my wrath!!!