Captions by SeekerInAFakeMoustache

Little Timmy didn't have the heart to tell his mother she was looking thruogh the wrong end of the binoculars.

"Man, these candy Transformers sure are getting big and realistic! This one's a little hard to chew, though."

"I don't know, she and a couple of friends just ran out of here screaming that the roller coaster was going to collapse."

And as the power plant toppled to the ground, just as Mikaela and Spike thought they had destroyed the evil and were safe, they heard the bone-chilling, bloodcurdling refrain that had haunted this waking nightmare:

"Kremzeek!"

"Hurry up, Scorponok! We'll never catch up to Skid-Z and those children if you keep lagging!"

Optimus finds and reads (or attempts to read) one of Flourish and Blott's missing copies of "The Invisible Book of Invisibility."

No, it's not an urban legend... Fast Tracks really *did* lose a Fast Tracks look-alike contest to the gray mech on the right.

Blaster never liked it when Mr. Prime made him stay after school to clean the blackboard and erasers.

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

Most people bite the heads off their foil-wrapped chocolate bunnies. Slag decided to go one better.

"Look, you stupid prototype, you've got no tentacles!"

Cyclonus did okay with the fire hose, but when Galvatron brought out the razor, he slit some throats and escaped on a motorcycle.

Shortly after this shot was taken, the bridge collapsed, the trees came to life, and Vortex had to be dismembered with a chainsaw for attempted soul-sucking.

"Nintendo's controllers keep getting weirder and weirder."

Pamela didn't mind being taken down by a machete, but this was just embarrassing.

Carly was too involved in the music to notice she was sitting three seats away from Aeris Gainsborough, even when Spike tried to point it out.

Is *this* one big enough to win a Piece of Heart?

"No, really, Daniel! If you put this in your ear you can understand any language!"

Elita-1 found out too late Starscream was a member of the Himuro family and was slated to carry out the Blind Demon ritual that year. MY OPTICS!

"Nice kitbash, Ramjet! Flawless likeness, great articulation, paint looks good. I'd never have guessed you started with a Galaxy Force Thundercracker."

Inferno regretted smothering Red Alert with a pillow and immediately made plans to drive them both into the lake.

And even as night fell, the Aerialbots sat on the surface of Mars, waiting for the elusive hidden Minicon to reveal itself, unaware that they were both in the wrong place and the wrong continuity to find it.

The Aerialbots were thrilled to be in the travelling opera, even though they had to accept smaller parts as Time Prophets because Sunstreaker wanted to be Kai.

Try as he might, Daniel just couldn't convince Hot Rod the bound strangers Optimus Prime was chopping up in the basement with Otis weren't demons.

Little Timmy used to play with his Transformers in the swimming pool... until he left to get a towel and came back to this.

Cybertron's "Abs of Titanium" workout was so rough, only Grimlock made it to the sit-ups.

Unfortunately, when the Dread Pirate Roberts insisted on fighting Devestator "to the pain," he *wasn't* bluffing.

"You talkin' to me?"

"10,000 Camels," a "10,000 Maniacs" tribute band, was so popular in Carbombya they etched every performance in with the country's vital statistics.

There is no Longrack. Only Zuul.

Unfortunately, the crowd was violently dispersed when Bumblebee got to level 13 and the arcade machine came to life and ate him.

The Autobots were relieved to discover that, while Starscream was not *really* Optimus Prime, he had, in fact, stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

The good news was, there was a key to unlock the strange death-trap strapped to First Aid's head. The bad news was, it was in the doped-up Blade's fuel lines.

In this rare special episode of "Secret Taskforce GoRanger," General Microscope Perceptor is single-handedly brought to judtice by the mysterious Purple Ranger.

Blitzwing didn't know how to tell the other Decepticons about his consuming addiction to candy apple pops, but it had gotten so out of hand, most of them already knew about it.

Santa has this problem every year when he tries to bring toys to Cybertron.

When he woke to find a fake beard and moustache glued to his face while Ultra Magnus and Divebomb tapdanced on his chest, Ash realized bringing his Transformers to the haunted windmill had been a mistake.

Cybertron's zombie outbreak never reached pandemic levels, thanks to Kup; he was the only Autobot who remembered to "shoot it in the head."

"Look, Blaster, I've got a sense of humor - but if you're going to give someone moose antlers, you generally need to wait until they /turn their back to you./"

Synergy proves she has a sense of humor when Jerrica askes for something "in gold."

Electrum baths aren't just for giant robots anymore.

Eidos goes to even greater lengths to ensure their test players keep quiet about the A-bugs.

Last year, grandma got run over by a reindeer. This year, grandma's planning on putting antlers over her fireplace.

Sadly, in spite of her sterling record, Granny Gumpkins was disqualified from the Laser Tag championship tournament for hiding her sensor in her flower bed.

They finally thought of some way to make Pole Position more exciting.

.oO(Man, the merry-go-round at Six Flags just isn't what it used to be!)

Cybertron's school photos suck just as much as Earth's.

Even though the Official Autobot Cheerleading Squad only got two members to sign up, they were still able to form a decent pyramid.

Unfortunately for Optimus Prime, Gohan was not only a Transformers collecter, but quite unable to distinguish between toys and actual Transformers in oozaru mode.

No one had the heart to tell Frank and the gargoyle only *they* could see the grand piano.