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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Ratbat

Ratbat has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Optimus Prime pointing

Optimus Prime makes a POINT.

Optimus helps Spike up the ladder

Up the ladder you go, Spike! Have fun aboard The Ark!

Dr. Arkeville is excited

Hi, this is Casey Kasem. And in this episode of TRANSFORMERS, I play a mad scientist.

Dr. Arkeville is excited

I'M 80 YEARS OLD!

Ratchet w/ gun

So YOU'RE one of Michael Bay's CGI ripoffs!

Dr. Arkeville points to Sparkplug's neck

What do you THINK I'm doing? Health promos?

Optimus Prime and Grimlock up close and personal

You the GENUINE ARTICLE, Optimus Prime--NOT one of Michael Bay's computer-generated ripoffs!

Ratchet w/ gun

You're not the REAL GENERATION-ONE Optimus Prime! You're a Michael Bay-created RIPOFF!!

Spike makes a weird face

Shia LaBeouf looks just like ME!

Wheeljack and Ratchet share a moment

(Wheeljack) Look, Ratchet! Michael Bay's version of YOU!
(Ratchet) Hey! I'M the ORIGINAL Ratchet! Bay's Ratchet will NEVER, EVER be as popular as I am!

Alligatorcon and the Autobots

Michael Bay turned Optimus Prime into an alligator??? How DARE Bay do such a thing!!!

Alligatorcon and the Autobots

Autobots, it's ME--Optimus Prime!

Alligatorcon and the Autobots

(Mirage) Guys, there's a gator in our midst!

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

A supersized can of extra-strength insecticide! Let's market this baby, and make millions, Bumblebee!

Spike listening to headphones

Oh, hi Dad! Hi, Autobots! I was just listening to one of my Def Leppard cassettes.

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

Although Scorponok is a computer-generated image (CGI), the terror Tyrese and his colleagues faced is quite real. Det cord was placed under the sand, and Tyrese and his colleagues had to run as fast as they could.

Skyfire holding Sideswipe

I must get you back to Autobot Headquarters, Sideswipe.

Megatron versus Sideswipe

Megatron MUST be stopped...NO MATTER THE COST (sorry, Optimus)!

Ratchet working on Teletran-1

There! Teletran I should be fully functional now!

Scorponok attacks Sgt. Epps and friends

(Tyrese) I gotta pretend I'm running away from Scorponok! I'm actually running away from NOTHING.

Spike and Mikaela hold hands

We have to see the movie ourselves to truly see the Transformers we've befriended or hostile, Megan!

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

These Insecticons cannot be fully trusted, Decepticons! We MUST be careful!

Spike walks away from Hound

Spike! Where are you going? We haven't finished sightseeing Earth's natural wonders yet!

Ravage biting Bumblebee

Let GO of me, Ravage!

Optimus Prime Statue in Yunnan, China

Optmus Prime is--figuratively AND especially literally--BIG in China!

People in line at the Dancitron

Stan Bush is gonna blow the roof off the Dancitron with his power ballads!

Arcee comforts Wheelie

Wheelie, I shall destroy you the same way Optimus Prime destroyed Dirge!

Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

Now THIS is what I call ironic: We're passing by a movie theater that's showing TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE...and we're being chased by Arcee, who happens to be IN that movie!

The "real" Optimus Prime

Finally! My very own Classic Optimus Prime!

Bruticus blows up!!!

[[Megatron speaking to Starscream]] This is only an illusion to make the Autobots THINK we've actually destroyed Bruticus.

Bruticus blows up!!!

You CANNOT destroy my...DESTINYYYYYY!!!

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Galvatron, why would you want to step on ME? I'm NOT your worst enemy...am I?

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

I gotta remember: This is only a DREAM that Galvatron is about to crush me.

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

No, Galvatron! PLEASE!!! Don't step on me!

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Look!! It's (Powermaster) Optimus Prime and (Armada) Megatron--on Ryan's car! :)

Bumblebee at the computer

Let's see how this gadget works!

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Can WE help, Optimus?
No, kids. This is OUR war.

Galvatron standing over Dragstrip

Get UP, Dragstrip! Don't play dead on me NOW!!

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

With Starscream dead, Bombshell tries his hand at usurping Galvatron's leadership of the Decepticons. He starts by injecting cerebro-shells into the heads of all the Decepticons under Galvatron's command!

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

[In unison] Yes, Galvatron, we will obey you!

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Ugh...what just landed on my cranial module?

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Wow! A BIG can of insecticide! I knew Wheeljack was a genuis!

Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

Someone sure is in a hurry to see the animated blockbuster, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE.

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

NOOOOOOO, Galvatron!! Grant me mercy, I'm begging you!

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Relax, Daniel! There are NO burglars here! And even if there were any burglars here, I'm sure they would've been surprised and scared away by Ultra Magnus, Arcee or me. :)

Superion holding A3

What brings YOU here, Superion?
We need YOUR help in reviving Optimus Prime, sir. Can you help?

When Trypticon attacks!

Grampa! There's a monster in our orange grove!

When Trypticon attacks!

Come on, kids--let's get outta here!

Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

Subliminal message to all Transformers fans:
Get ready for TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE! It starts playing August 8, 1986 at your favorite theater; so be sure to be there! You'll love it!

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Daniel, you're totally safe as long as I'M here.

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