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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by SilentBlaster

SilentBlaster has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Transformers celebrate the New Year

Omega supreme:*thinking*What are decepticons doing here*thinking*
Kup:Hey Jazz! you gonna take out the trash or not?
Dreadwing: Yep i'm wheeljack for sure.
Kup: Your not Wheeljack! your ...... wait who are you?
Dreadwing: I'm a regular autob

Rumble as a tree

Rumble tryed to get into the new Transformers movie, but even as a tree he glowed to much.

An army of Fast Tracks

Fast Track: Bay this has gone too far.
Michael Bay: No it has'nt.
Fast Track: Um let see, clones where have I seen this before hmmmmmmmm oh yeah, Star wars 2.
Michael Bay: ............
Fast Track: Face it, your a star wars fan.
Michael Bay: I ..

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Spike: Oooh, yets see whats for breakfast here.

The "real" Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime is waiting for Megatron to get him some Burger King, but little does Prime know Megatrons not really gonna get it.

Galvatron about to step on Daniel

Galvatron: Yay squishies!
Daniel:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*squish*

RID Optimus beating his chest

Optimus Prime: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Darth Vader: You stole my line!
Optimus Prime: Sorry.

RID Optimus beating his chest

Prime: Open darnit open!
Sideburn: I think he had little too much energon at the party.

Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

Prime: Nice day in the park huh?
Megatron: I'm prepared for when birds come.

Bumblebee at the computer

Bumblebee:Dang! teleport me into the computer already! I want to fight along side tron.

Bumblebee at the computer

wow, im gonna be a camaro in the movie. Thats awsome!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

The star wars transformers crossover

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Uh oh! Looks like Michael Bay srewed up with the movie. :o

Optimus Prime talking to the kids

Optimus Prime: WHOA! What a fart.

Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Missing scene from the 1986 transformers movie.

Starscream with bird droppings on his head

Starscream is now trying a new shampoo.

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Blitswing just wanted to be a teenage mutant turtle, but it didnt work.

Devastator gets slagged!

Devastator:Die dino ..... Ow my ball joints.

Superion holding A3

Superion: oooh a chocalate bunny.
A3: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Superion: I think i'll eat it
A3: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Superion: ................ Oh wait i have no mouth, darn
A3: Whew.
Superion: Grimlock you want this?
Grimlock: CHOCALATE BUNNY!!!!!

When Trypticon attacks!

And all Trypticon wanted was an orange.

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Behold the power of Mc Donalds!!!!!!!!!!

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron: Now i regret doing the fusion dance with you, unicron
Unicron:YOUR REGRET NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Galvatron: This is the lamist fusion EVER!
Unicron: ...

Unicron sitting on a toilet

Now unicron recents eating cybertron.

Ratchet w/ gun

Megatron: Its time to die Rachet!
Rachet: But ah ha i have my squirt gun!
*squirt*
Megatron: Your doomed. Did you know that?

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Spike: Optimus I wanted GREEN eggs and ham!
Optimus: No butts Spike, your eating ALL of it.
Spike: Awman.

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Little kid: Hooray for Magetran!
Megatron: ITS MEGATRON YOU LITTLE FLESH BRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alien probes Ravage

Alien:Can I stop scratching your back now?
Ravage:No!!!!
Alien:Jerk.

An army of Fast Tracks

I said CLOWNS not clones.

Blaster with foam on him

Blaster: BOO!
Optimus: AGH!
Blaster: Ha ha i scared you, im a ghost.
Optimus: Your fired!
Blaster: WHAT!? But .....
Optimus: No butts your fired.
Blaster: Awman.

An army of Fast Tracks

Thats right motha's run! WHAT? what are you guys lookin at?

Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Spike:HA Kid Rock sux.
Carly:WHAT!!!!
Spike:I SAID KID ROCK SUX!
Carly:WHAT!!!!!!!!
Spike:I SAID KI....AW FORGET IT!

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Alfganstan:HEY! GET AWAY FROM MY TRUCK!!!
Blastoff:Hmmm ..... twinkies.

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Shockwave:All fear Grimlockimus Prime!!!
Ramjet:I know, I know!

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

Starscream:OPTIMUS PRIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Optimus Prime:I am a pupeteer.
Starscream:NO YOUR NOT NOW GET OFFA ME BEFORE I SMACK YOU!!!!!

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Optimus:Come on lets disco already.
Alpha trion:Not let i've got to study this discoball, and disco is so ninety sevendys anyway.

Vortex with his hands up in the air

After a clank on the head vortex thought he was magneto.

Perceptor wields a pencil

I've got a, ......... no.2 pencil and im not afraid to use it?

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

Bumblebee was so interested in pacman that he played for a month.

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

Tracks:I wanna ride the pony.
Oprtimus:Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z

Reflector makes a pyramid

When reflector tryed to transform into a pyramid.

Skywarp holding a man

Skywarp:Will you help us rule the earth Osama Binladen?
Afghanistan:For the last time I am not Osama Binladen!

Ratchet gets his check-up!

Ironhide:Will you pull your pants up for once?
Rachet:Shut up.

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bructicus:Oh let me wipe that dirt off your face.
Computron:gET OFF ME YOU FREAK!

Rumble as a tree

Rumble:So this is why they never put me in Beast Wars.

Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

Optimus:Oh sorry I thought I was being Ambushed.
Quintesson:You were you idiot.
Optimus:OH crap.

Megatron & Optimus costumes win contest at Lafayette's Graham Central Station

Behind the seens of the upcoming transformers movie.

An injured Thrust

Soon after Thrust just took a beating from Grimlockimus Prime.

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

Daniel:WHAT! Now I need a machine to take a poo.

Optimus having a bad day!

Optimus Prime:PROWL STAY AWAY FROM MY KRISPY KREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grimlock watches TV

Me Grimlock enjoy action blast.

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