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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Battle Angel

Battle Angel has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Megatron: I'm offering a I will not get mad and kick some rear get out of a free butt kicking card if someone comes forward and claims responsibility.
Starscream: Oooh! Me!
Megatron: Here you go Starscream! Read the fine print.
Starscream: Voi

Cerebros making faces

The Ghostbusters really need to get their EKG meter working again...

Spike & Bumblebee playing football

Okay Bumblebee, try not to pass the ball UP my nose this time!

Rumble as a tree

Behold my special attack! 9,999 SPLINTERS!

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Why yes Starscream, your imported energy weapon was useful. And instead of killing two birds I took out a whole flock of Canadian geese, two turtle doves AND a partrige in a pear tree.

Girl with her Grandmother

Girl: They have desicrated the holy shrine! Grandmother: No dear, they destroyed the outhouse. I keep telling you to wear your glasses!

Megatron on his hands & knees

Quick, find a quarter! The space bridge now has a toll booth!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

Look Galvatron! I fixed Starscream for you, now you can kick his tin can just like in the old days!

Computron holds Galvatron

Yay! My new talking Galvatron figure! Wait a minute, the old one never swore before...

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Cliffjumper: Then... how... did I... get... my... name?
Mirage: Obviously not by jumping off cliffs.

Sunstreaker tells a story

I can fly!

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

And you somehow manage to combine to become taller than I am... Well, let's see how you combine! Come on, do it!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Starscream, you have failed to grasp Tae kwan Zeep. Approach me so you might see.
Finger up the nose!

The Decepticons stand on a cliff

Okay, now who took out Megatron's battery, and what the heck is that thing?

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

All me Grimlock did was burp! Deceptacon no have to fall down!

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Behold, the putdown-o-tron! It repeats my favorite saying! "Starscream you're an idiot!"... "Starscream you're and idiot!"...

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

How come we have to bring him to the vet?

Shockwave rides Starscream

Starscream: Hey, you're a Deceptacon, you can fly!
Shockwave: I used to be an Autobot, but don't tell anyone.

Optimus laying down on the ground

See? Even Prime liked that Pokemon episode! Uhh... Prime?

Cheetor makes a weird face

That was decaf?

Ginrai takes a beating

Next time... I'll get those anti-lock brakes.

Bumblebee in a tree

Okay... a greater... power... exists... Nothing else would make... this tree... grow so fast.

Megatron & Optimus get personal

Last time we fight in a superglue factory okay Prime?

Powerglide holding his own head

Well, Megatron said he wanted my head on a platter, so here it is!

Ginrai takes a beating

I could have sworn the bridge was right there...

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

No, there are no air sickness bags on the flight, better let it all out now.

Bumblebee in a tree

Meow!

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Just another 498 miles to go!

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Yeah, brings be back to the days when I was a wee little bot. Used to smash my action figures together... odd, they never made noises like that before.

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Magnetic personality there?

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

So now we know where the Autobots go for body work. And I may add I like the purple.

Decepticons cheering!!!

And one, and two, and three, come on, feel the burn!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

Should have used Duracell.

Decepticons after a party

Ungh... so that's the Autobot's new weapon... an ox cart launcher...

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Brawn: Man I'm beat! We've been out here for hours and have yet to see signs of the Deceptacons. Wonder where they could be?

Megatron points at his head

See Megatron? I replace my brain with yours and all other Deceptacons will follow me!

Shockwave rides Starscream

Say Uncle!

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Behold, the Noisy Cricket!

Arcee comforts Wheelie

I'm sure Grimlock didn't mean to sit on you.

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