Captions by Battle Angel

Megatron: I'm offering a I will not get mad and kick some rear get out of a free butt kicking card if someone comes forward and claims responsibility.
Starscream: Oooh! Me!
Megatron: Here you go Starscream! Read the fine print.
Starscream: Voi

The Ghostbusters really need to get their EKG meter working again...

Okay Bumblebee, try not to pass the ball UP my nose this time!

Behold my special attack! 9,999 SPLINTERS!

Why yes Starscream, your imported energy weapon was useful. And instead of killing two birds I took out a whole flock of Canadian geese, two turtle doves AND a partrige in a pear tree.

Girl: They have desicrated the holy shrine! Grandmother: No dear, they destroyed the outhouse. I keep telling you to wear your glasses!

Quick, find a quarter! The space bridge now has a toll booth!

Look Galvatron! I fixed Starscream for you, now you can kick his tin can just like in the old days!

Yay! My new talking Galvatron figure! Wait a minute, the old one never swore before...

Cliffjumper: Then... how... did I... get... my... name?
Mirage: Obviously not by jumping off cliffs.

I can fly!

And you somehow manage to combine to become taller than I am... Well, let's see how you combine! Come on, do it!

Starscream, you have failed to grasp Tae kwan Zeep. Approach me so you might see.
Finger up the nose!

Okay, now who took out Megatron's battery, and what the heck is that thing?

All me Grimlock did was burp! Deceptacon no have to fall down!

Behold, the putdown-o-tron! It repeats my favorite saying! "Starscream you're an idiot!"... "Starscream you're and idiot!"...

How come we have to bring him to the vet?

Starscream: Hey, you're a Deceptacon, you can fly!
Shockwave: I used to be an Autobot, but don't tell anyone.

See? Even Prime liked that Pokemon episode! Uhh... Prime?

That was decaf?

Next time... I'll get those anti-lock brakes.

Okay... a greater... power... exists... Nothing else would make... this tree... grow so fast.

Last time we fight in a superglue factory okay Prime?

Well, Megatron said he wanted my head on a platter, so here it is!

I could have sworn the bridge was right there...

No, there are no air sickness bags on the flight, better let it all out now.

Meow!

Just another 498 miles to go!

Yeah, brings be back to the days when I was a wee little bot. Used to smash my action figures together... odd, they never made noises like that before.

Magnetic personality there?

So now we know where the Autobots go for body work. And I may add I like the purple.

And one, and two, and three, come on, feel the burn!

Should have used Duracell.

Ungh... so that's the Autobot's new weapon... an ox cart launcher...

Brawn: Man I'm beat! We've been out here for hours and have yet to see signs of the Deceptacons. Wonder where they could be?

See Megatron? I replace my brain with yours and all other Deceptacons will follow me!

Say Uncle!

Behold, the Noisy Cricket!

I'm sure Grimlock didn't mean to sit on you.