Captions by Evil Eye

"Autobots, I'm really not sure about this "battle damaged" deco..."

Rumble's Botanica cosplay did not go well.

"Look, don't blame me, my forearms are completely worthless!"

"What? They made me a Headmaster?"

"No, there are no Decepticon bases in Iraq. Also Islam is a religion of peace, and that man with the bulky vest just wants to give your child a hug."

"Wait a minute, has the internet even been invented yet?"

"You are under arrest for, uh, being a Decepticon..."
"Hey! That's a civil rights violation! This is illegal!"
"No it isn't! Decepticons can't have their civil rights violated! Check your privilege!"

"Starscream! This exercise regime sucks! I've been at this for 4 hours and all I've gained is a hernia!"

"Sigh...It's been nearly 30 years and still no modern update..."

"And this is my secret clubhouse!"

"It's OK, Metro. Sadiq Khan won't be your mayor for much longer."

"What do you mean, we're all characters in a cartoon made to sell small plastic toys?"

"And this is where I've been squirrelling away the money that was supposed to go to HasTak's toy development budget!"

"Welp, I need a cold shower."

"Hello? Yes, it's about these Masterpieces you sold me. I think they may be bootlegs."

"And then after Slingshot crumbled into fine gold powder, they replaced him with some helicopter dude called Alpha Bravo! Ha, ha!"

Y'know, maybe being replaced by this Alpha Bravo guy isn't so bad after all...

"Very funny. Now can you dig us back out?"

"Hi, Gigatron here with Chrome-Eaze! For all your flaking chrome problems! 3 bottles only £19.99!"

"And when I found out my MP Tigertrack was a KO, I found the eBay seller, tore his legs off and fed them to him!"

"And that is how I learned to stop worrying about scale and collect Legends!"

The Autobots look on in shock as the caption contest pic is finally changed.

"Life fibre synchronize! KAMUI SENKETSU!"

Megatron was mildly disappointed by his new plasma ball.

"I told you this figure needs a stand!"

Sorry Blades, we took a vote, and we decided your scale was too stupid even for this show.

Just try doing this with the actual toy.

Casey Kasem leaving the show was this country's fault.

Not the best way to display your figures.

The average G1 fan.

What Sari doesn't realize is that Bulkhead is looking up her skirt.

Michael Bay's Titanic was not a success.

Sari does not approve of being referred to as a "loli".

Cosplay: tough to master.

"You mean...Rumble is blue?"

Jazz couldn't help but stare at the colossal pimple on Sentinel Prime's chin.

Megatron got hours of entertainment from his new Scalextric set.

Spike bravely attempts to climb the ladder up to Seibertron management to get them to change the picture.

"Spike, I've been standing here so long my legs have rusted together. I can't move!"

"Maybe the Seibertron staff are at the top of this ladder..."

"Art style: Curvy. Quality: Questionable."

"Heh heh, striped panties!"

T-AI looked on in horror at what Side Burn had done to her computer. It was now only outputting strings of gibberish and pictures of tuna.

Spike soon grew tired of Optimus's overprotectivness.

Surprise Helicopter Sex!

"Wwow, I can't believe I'm actually meeting Deathsaurus!"

"It's Deszaras."

"let's not start that one again..."

This scene is begging for a Brazzers logo.

"Hey, Thundercracker, I think I found a use for my set of fake moustaches."

"My name is Sparkplug, and I DARE to be stupid!"

"No, Prime, you can't climb up after me."

Blitzwing and Scarapper were forced to submit to the will of the Yaoi Fangirl Society of Japan.