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wheeljack: whoa, nice pair! wanna go out some time?

rachet: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!

wheeljack: DUDE, NEVER TRICK ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!

Spike: Huh, and here I thought all aleins were stuby green guys with anal probes...

YO, TELL ME WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, I'LL TELL YAH WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT, I WANNA, I WAN- Oh, hi dad.

Aw, he scratched my paint.

kid: dady look!

dad: OMIGOD! THERE ARE VEHICLES OVER THERE TRANSFORMING INTO 30 FT ROBOTS IN ORDER TO BATTLE OVER THE SAKE OF GOOD AND EVIL!

mom: OMIGOD! A J.C. PENNY!

spike: why do I fell like Im being watched?

hound: NOBODY PUTS GUM ON MY SEAT!

megatron: Damn! I WILL MASTER THE F*&#ING TANGO!

Oh god! That kid was in disterbia!

A BEE WHERE!?! Oh, me right.

oh, look at me! I'm Optimus Prime! I shamlessly re release my figure with a slight change and sell it as a new fig! I claim to worship Primus but I'm realy a Jew!

I finaly gest star on an episode of family guy and it gets banned! I havent been this pissed at fox since canceled RID!

Damn Nostra truck! must use oil slick, yes! a wepons truck! Dat's right, I got ammo 'n' I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass!

WHERE THE HELL IS THE PEPTO BISMAL!?!

Hee hee hee! I am so happy! And all because I lit that little white stick on fire!

"Stupid producers, killing me off! HEY! AREN'T YOU THE PRODUCER FOR POWER RANGERS? DO YOU HAVE JOB OPENING?

"Oh my naughty little monkeys."

"WOW! It's airforce one! HEY BUSH! BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT A 30FT TALL ASIAN TO FLIP YOU THE BIRD!"

Do you have enough pie for all of us?

Guy in purple: "Is this the Who concert?"
Bouncer: "Who?"
Purple: "Yes, the Who."
Bouncer: "Who?"
Purple: "Yes I'm looking for the who!"
Bouncer: "Who the hell are you looking for!?!"

WELL IF I ONLY HAVE ONE POINT OF ARTICULATION YOU MIGHT AS WELL TELL ME WHAT IT IS! Realy? WOW! Thanks! I rea...WAIT, WHAT GOOD IS THAT IF ICAN'T MOVE MY ARRMS!?!

Geez, why do I need to get a girlfreind when I can do this on my own?

Skywarp: "You aint getting away this time Osama!"
Osama: "Uuuuuuuhhhhhh, I'm not Osama, I'm a genie!"
Skywarp: "OH BOY! Here are my wishes:
1. I want to lead the Decepticons.
2. I want Megatron and Starscream to be

Tickets for the live K Fed performance: $0.99
Tomatos to throw at K Fed: $7.99 each

Guy in blue: "STEP RIGHT UP TO SEE ANNA NICOLE'S BABY! BUY A BAG OF THE BABY'S VOMIT FOR JUST $17.97! TAKE A PATERNITY TEST FOR JUST $19.53, AND SEE IF YOU CAN GET THE $80,000,000,000! Oh, and baby what's her face. TICKETS JUST $72.86!

A daycare owned by Michel Jackson, what could go wrong?

Guy in purple: "Do you sell the wii here?"

Bouncer: "You want wii? I'LL GIVE YOU WII!"

Bouncer throws guy in purple.

Guy in purple: "WHEEEEEE!"

geek: "I can' wait to get in to see Star Wars episode VII: Those danm sith are back!

dork: "I Thought it was the line for the Matrix Reactivated

nerd: "Who would line up for that?"

oh, why do the Decepticons have to make fun of me, just because I pick my nose!

mikaela: "uh oh, the entire auddiance can see my boobs!"

spike: "well I'm famous for acting in both matrix sequals, so we all have our own issues!"

you know beter then to enter the room of a teenage boy without knocking!

I, AM, IRON MAN! WATCH THIS MOVIE, OR YOU DIE!

hum, hum, hum hum hum, hum hum hum, hum hum hum.

I like it in this closet and won't come out!

skywarp: as fun as beating up autobots can be, it sucks when you can kill a guy with one punch to the face!

grimlock: me grimlock think you are sexy!

junkion: BREAKING NEWS! I'm a dude!

grimlock: me grimlock knew that!

COOL WHIP! USA!

devastator: OY YA GOT A SPIKE IN MY LAWHATSITS!

fast track: mr. anderson, welcome back. we missed you.

michal bay: I gotta stop casting nerds.

stop poking my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. scratch there again!

I can crap nails!

wait, if I'm high, were's the yellow submarine?


oh there it is.

well, this is how orsen welles spent most of his time!

why did I mix liquer with Jimmy Kimmel brand slim fast!?!

grimlock: if she don't wear diapers, me grimock not need to change her!

kup: the you need to use a pooper scooper!

grimlock: me grimlock say D'OH!

trypticon: I need citrus to get rid of this damn flem!

I cant sleep without my stuffed decepticon!

okay, it was one thing to say that my alternate form is a toilet, BUT WHO'S THE B@$%#&D WHO DID THIS!?!

megatron: stop making fun of my new hitler mustache!

wow, I didn't think it was posible for a thirty foot robot to slip on a banana peel

kids: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING PRIME!?!

prime: putting out a fire with my diarea while practicing jazz hands, why?

kids: just wondering

sweet, our new trailer is on youtube! AWW CRAP! THEY RUINED ALL OF OUR BODDIES AND FACES!!