The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Hot Rodimus
pr0n!!!!!!!
P0RN!
after a Visit down south,Spike and Bumblebee comtemplate the moonshine they brough with.
OP-WACHUGONA DO BROTHA WHEN THESE DICAST PYTHONS GO WILD ON YOU!
Iornhide-uh-oh,I think the Junkticons sliped in a WWE tape in him again...
who wants sloopy seconds?
Bumblebee-(as Golem from LOTR)"my....prettious..."
Meg-what kind of a Hanukah present is this! now bend over and take it like a man Soundwave!
the Americans,they bomb us to hell and they send us A Truck! a truck!
Unicron-"Hey! im in a Caption Contest! hi mom!"
Scorge-OW! HE SHOT ME! RIGHT IN THE EYE!
Everyone Ge-woah,rong cameo qoute
Hardhead-"...AND THE DRAGON SLEEP THREW THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Bah! Screw you G.I. JOes,meet the real Spy Trooper
Sadly,Hardhead didnt make the cut to be the next Yuna in FFX2
(off screen)
Optimus-whats wrong with the kids?
Red Alert-they rented a video and as I got a call,the call said something about them dying in 7 days
Lupin (as Convoy)-I swere Fuji-cakes,im all that and a back trailer
Fujiko(the girl)-(Under her teeth)not now Lupin!
TRANSFORMERS SLASH!
I see no difrence,how about you guys?
Rumble:the Beast Machine days
Megatron-"this is the last time i take out Ravege's Kitty litter box"
Ratchet-let's see here...(scavangers around)HEY! so thats were my Burito was...
once again,Cosplayers are getting worst and worst
(a guy off screen)were did he touch you for the record
(kid points)
(Deathsaras)WHAT!!!!
Optimus-"OPTIMUS CRUSH!"
Cliffjumper-"you going to be any longer?"
Brawn-"thats why I never eat tainted energon cubes again."
Sunstreeker-"I swere! it was THISSSSS big!"
Blue Streak-"I swere,we need to unplug him."
My gun points
huh? these arnt Mini-cons!
(a classic joke from "The Cridic:)
(mirage)oh Cliffjumper,how I-OH BUMBLEBEE!
(cliffjumper)thats Cliffjumper
(FIN)
see this prime? I got Intel working on- Owie,headache
the desepticons after that faitful 3 hour tour.
(Hot Rod)"Hey Kup! He likes! it! He Really likes it!"
(A Scene from the rejected movie "Shartacon:Jaws 4")
Skid-z-WAITTTTT!!!!! MR. ICE CREAM MAN!!!!! I WANT ONE A FUDGISTICAL!!!
Optimus-my Gaydar sences that Prowl is gay!
and even to this date,Powerglide still awaits his Nebulon companion
(Minerba sees NightBeat for the first time)
Metroplex-let me guess,Trypericon is in back of me...?
GERONIMO!!!!!!!!
(A scene from the Japanese episode "WHEELJACK!!! the mence from Outer Space")
(singing)Rubber Robot,you so fun! you make bath time,Lots of fun!
God damn it! remind me to never fight in the bird sanctuary
Washie,Wachie,Wachie,dont wanta stink for Dethsarous' Party
(R2 Bleeps and Wissles)Braver-dude,someone shut that ashtray up!
Brave-...I Called Hasbro to send me Boba Fet and they Sent Me you two rejects!?
(R2 bleeps and wissles)
3CPO-Mr. brave,I think R2 just said something about someone's "Mama'"...
