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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Hot Rodimus

Hot Rodimus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

pr0n!!!!!!!

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

P0RN!

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

after a Visit down south,Spike and Bumblebee comtemplate the moonshine they brough with.

Optimus having a bad day!

OP-WACHUGONA DO BROTHA WHEN THESE DICAST PYTHONS GO WILD ON YOU!

Iornhide-uh-oh,I think the Junkticons sliped in a WWE tape in him again...

Decepticons cheering!!!

who wants sloopy seconds?

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Bumblebee-(as Golem from LOTR)"my....prettious..."

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Meg-what kind of a Hanukah present is this! now bend over and take it like a man Soundwave!

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

the Americans,they bomb us to hell and they send us A Truck! a truck!

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron-"Hey! im in a Caption Contest! hi mom!"

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Scorge-OW! HE SHOT ME! RIGHT IN THE EYE!

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Everyone Ge-woah,rong cameo qoute

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead-"...AND THE DRAGON SLEEP THREW THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

Bah! Screw you G.I. JOes,meet the real Spy Trooper

Hardhead using a microphone

Sadly,Hardhead didnt make the cut to be the next Yuna in FFX2

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

(off screen)
Optimus-whats wrong with the kids?
Red Alert-they rented a video and as I got a call,the call said something about them dying in 7 days

Woman next to Optimus Prime figure

Lupin (as Convoy)-I swere Fuji-cakes,im all that and a back trailer
Fujiko(the girl)-(Under her teeth)not now Lupin!

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

TRANSFORMERS SLASH!

Rattrap and a mouse

I see no difrence,how about you guys?

Rumble as a tree

Rumble:the Beast Machine days

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Megatron-"this is the last time i take out Ravege's Kitty litter box"

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Ratchet-let's see here...(scavangers around)HEY! so thats were my Burito was...

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

once again,Cosplayers are getting worst and worst

Deszaras with a human boy

(a guy off screen)were did he touch you for the record
(kid points)
(Deathsaras)WHAT!!!!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Optimus-"OPTIMUS CRUSH!"

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Cliffjumper-"you going to be any longer?"
Brawn-"thats why I never eat tainted energon cubes again."

Sunstreaker tells a story

Sunstreeker-"I swere! it was THISSSSS big!"

Blue Streak-"I swere,we need to unplug him."

Wheelie points gun at Kup

My gun points

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

huh? these arnt Mini-cons!

Mirage holding Cliffjumper

(a classic joke from "The Cridic:)
(mirage)oh Cliffjumper,how I-OH BUMBLEBEE!
(cliffjumper)thats Cliffjumper
(FIN)

Megatron points at his head

see this prime? I got Intel working on- Owie,headache

Decepticons after a party

the desepticons after that faitful 3 hour tour.

Wheelie consumes Energon!!!

(Hot Rod)"Hey Kup! He likes! it! He Really likes it!"

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

(A Scene from the rejected movie "Shartacon:Jaws 4")

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Skid-z-WAITTTTT!!!!! MR. ICE CREAM MAN!!!!! I WANT ONE A FUDGISTICAL!!!

Optimus having a bad day!

Optimus-my Gaydar sences that Prowl is gay!

Powerglide holding his own head

and even to this date,Powerglide still awaits his Nebulon companion

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

(Minerba sees NightBeat for the first time)

Trypticon consoles Metroplex

Metroplex-let me guess,Trypericon is in back of me...?

Menasor learns to jump!

GERONIMO!!!!!!!!

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

(A scene from the Japanese episode "WHEELJACK!!! the mence from Outer Space")

Kakuryu takes a bath!

(singing)Rubber Robot,you so fun! you make bath time,Lots of fun!

Kakuryu takes a bath!

God damn it! remind me to never fight in the bird sanctuary

Kakuryu takes a bath!

Washie,Wachie,Wachie,dont wanta stink for Dethsarous' Party

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

(R2 Bleeps and Wissles)Braver-dude,someone shut that ashtray up!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

Brave-...I Called Hasbro to send me Boba Fet and they Sent Me you two rejects!?

(R2 bleeps and wissles)

3CPO-Mr. brave,I think R2 just said something about someone's "Mama'"...


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