Captions by Nightshadow

Bombshell: WTF DID THEY DO!?!?!!?!?!?!?! I cant believe they did this!!!!
......

Bombshell: I cant believe they forgot to put an autobot sign on that autobot!!

Bombshell: AHHHH WTF IS THAT STICKING OUT OF MY HEAD?? GET IT OFFF!!!

Optimus: Rhinox, please put your tail over your -------.. its rather disturbing
Rhinox: ...Are you Gay?

Computron: Wheres the manual for this new Handgun...?
Galvatron: AHH GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT !!! YOUR GOING TO...
Computron: Oops, i think i broke it...

Carlos: Rad! i told you not to look up Alexis shirt! now look! she's !@#$ssed off!

Rad Carlos Grindor Highwire: OW! WEDGIE NO!! THAT HURTS, STOP! STOP WE GIVE! IT HURTS!

I wonder what happened to NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 1.0 seeing as theres NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 2.0..

Kyle lookalike: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED RODIMUS PRIME AND REPLACED HIM WITH THAT CRAPPY BOY DRESSED AS HIM! YOU BA*****S!
Kid that likes TF: Dude this, this isnt South park its real life.

Ratchet: *Looks for some parts on the ground* Hey have you heard the rumors in Autobot prisons how the other Transformers will screw---
Ironhide: Hm..this is fun! OH YEAH!

Optimus: Oh god... look at her circuits, she's so dirty...look at that huge circuit it looks so sexy and makes me so......(CENSOR)

Offscreen Autobot: w000!!! Hey baby! 50 energon cubes here if you know what i mean eh?
Offscreen Autobot 2: Hey, you there you know that Tuesday is Gay night! Not friday!
Windcharger: Erm...right i knew that.

Fire Convoy: I think its time i showed you how i feel about you.
Build Typhoon: Sir...you--
Fire Convoy: Are sexy? I know... now come..
Build Typhoon: No Sir, its your breath, it stinks.

Hound: Now spike just relax, im doing the required check up to see if your carrying any drugs, weapons, knives, Explosives, herbicides, etc etc...
Spike: Hey get your hand out of my--- OW!

Skywarp: Is this Osama Bin Laden, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: No, he just looked like a tasty snack.

Swindle: Jesus, Megatron has a weird taste in lust.
Starscream: if this can induce Lust then i dont want to be around him the minute he---
Swindle: I dont think you wanna finish that sentence...
starscream: Why?
Swindle: There are kids here too you mo

The Treasure map says to dig here...but i cant find anything but dead mini cons and energon..

What are you doing with your hand?

Galvatron: *Hic* Got energon?

Worker: Uh uh.... Uh huh.... so...thats three Large Pizzas with Pepperoni Pizza on top... with energon? Whats energon..?
Decepticons: Hahaha, that guy doesnt know its us making a prank call!

Iraqi Minister: All hail the Truck! He is our One true god!
Iraqi Minister: All hail transformers! «More then meets the eye»?

Decepticon: And decepticon children...thats how you were made!

Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: I think that was Megatron we killed.
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: You morons i think that was megatron not Optimus prime!!
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
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Unicron: I still dont see why guys like to stare at these female meatbags with fake breasts that have been enhanced.
Unicron: ...Oh god....

Decepticon Historian: It was thought that this photo of Bomb-Burst being killed showed him saying his last words "Death to Autobots!!" but we have reason to believe he actually said this


Bomb-Burst: Not in the Balls! Not in the Balls!!!

Kup: Mama always used to say, Life is like a box of Energon, you never know what your ganna get.

Guy on Top:This is a very uncomfortable posititon....
Guy on Bottom: Maybe for you! YEAH BABY!! I LOVE THIS SPOT!!
Guy in middle: Help! theres a gaybot on both sides of me!!

Rumble: ph3r us, we are all powerful, we are 1337, i am riding the 1337 Train!
Crushed Guy: ...Shutup your just saying that cause your on Megatrons P.I.M.P. train.

Megatron: Soundwave, Do you recall how i told you not to bend over to get your soap in a Energon Shower with a gay transformer in there?
Soundwave: Hm.. i think i ...HEY GET THAT THING OUTTA THERE!

Autobot #1: Happy Chinese New Year
Autbot #2: Its not the chinese New year you moron, that was 9 months ago.

Now kids, this is another reason why Smoking is---
Kid: Bad for you?
Kremzeek: No, good for you, this smoke is cool to hold and throw around.

Blast Off: Hey, human i think i found your Adult Magazines in here, along with some stained underwear....ew....

Damn, Dial up sucks, i told you we should've gotten DSL.

If it says Do not Enter then why are autobots going in there?

Soundwave: Jesus! this place needs serious pest control!!

Optimus: Can i have Tree fity for my friend the loch ness monster?

Are you sure this is a Virtual reality helmet?

Optimus: Scripture 32, from Noah of the Ark reads "Autobots shall rule all, says God"

Autobot: Must...resist...urge...to...enter....

Guy in the Car: Hey isnt this transformers? then why are we going to transformers the movie...

Magnus: *Points to Acree* she did it.

Cyclonus: Whats everyone staring at?

Hey i need some water for my sand castle here!

Perceptor: Hey...Did anyone ever notice that Your name, jazz, sounds like ji----
Jazz: Agasdgfdsa!!! (Perceptor, there are KIDS watching this..)
Perceptor: So? This is in Japanese, right?

Computron: Mmmmmmmm.......*crunch*

DECEPTI-PICA!!!!!!!

Galvatron is dead! *cheering*

Boogy boogy boogy, BOOGY!

Ohhh..... I knew I shouldn't have eaten Megatron's five-alarm chili!

Me Grimlock smash spider!

Surf's up!