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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Nightshadow

Nightshadow has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Bombshell holding his head

Bombshell: WTF DID THEY DO!?!?!!?!?!?!?! I cant believe they did this!!!!
......

Bombshell: I cant believe they forgot to put an autobot sign on that autobot!!

Bombshell holding his head

Bombshell: AHHHH WTF IS THAT STICKING OUT OF MY HEAD?? GET IT OFFF!!!

Optimus looking at Rhinox's ass!

Optimus: Rhinox, please put your tail over your -------.. its rather disturbing
Rhinox: ...Are you Gay?

Computron holds Galvatron

Computron: Wheres the manual for this new Handgun...?
Galvatron: AHH GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THAT !!! YOUR GOING TO...
Computron: Oops, i think i broke it...

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Carlos: Rad! i told you not to look up Alexis shirt! now look! she's !@#$ssed off!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Rad Carlos Grindor Highwire: OW! WEDGIE NO!! THAT HURTS, STOP! STOP WE GIVE! IT HURTS!

Scourge playing in the sand

I wonder what happened to NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 1.0 seeing as theres NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE 2.0..

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

Kyle lookalike: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED RODIMUS PRIME AND REPLACED HIM WITH THAT CRAPPY BOY DRESSED AS HIM! YOU BA*****S!
Kid that likes TF: Dude this, this isnt South park its real life.

Ratchet gets his check-up!

Ratchet: *Looks for some parts on the ground* Hey have you heard the rumors in Autobot prisons how the other Transformers will screw---
Ironhide: Hm..this is fun! OH YEAH!

Get It On!

Optimus: Oh god... look at her circuits, she's so dirty...look at that huge circuit it looks so sexy and makes me so......(CENSOR)

Windcharger strips

Offscreen Autobot: w000!!! Hey baby! 50 energon cubes here if you know what i mean eh?
Offscreen Autobot 2: Hey, you there you know that Tuesday is Gay night! Not friday!
Windcharger: Erm...right i knew that.

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Fire Convoy: I think its time i showed you how i feel about you.
Build Typhoon: Sir...you--
Fire Convoy: Are sexy? I know... now come..
Build Typhoon: No Sir, its your breath, it stinks.

Hound - Autobot masseuse?

Hound: Now spike just relax, im doing the required check up to see if your carrying any drugs, weapons, knives, Explosives, herbicides, etc etc...
Spike: Hey get your hand out of my--- OW!

Skywarp holding a man

Skywarp: Is this Osama Bin Laden, Lord Megatron?
Megatron: No, he just looked like a tasty snack.

Swindle & Starscream - breast feeding?

Swindle: Jesus, Megatron has a weird taste in lust.
Starscream: if this can induce Lust then i dont want to be around him the minute he---
Swindle: I dont think you wanna finish that sentence...
starscream: Why?
Swindle: There are kids here too you mo

Scourge playing in the sand

The Treasure map says to dig here...but i cant find anything but dead mini cons and energon..

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

What are you doing with your hand?

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron: *Hic* Got energon?

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker: Uh uh.... Uh huh.... so...thats three Large Pizzas with Pepperoni Pizza on top... with energon? Whats energon..?
Decepticons: Hahaha, that guy doesnt know its us making a prank call!

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Iraqi Minister: All hail the Truck! He is our One true god!
Iraqi Minister: All hail transformers! «More then meets the eye»?

Tidal Wave and Galvatron with legs bent

Decepticon: And decepticon children...thats how you were made!

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: I think that was Megatron we killed.
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ramjet: You morons i think that was megatron not Optimus prime!!
Astrotrain and Starscream: Death to Optimus!!
Ra

Unicron reading a magazine

Unicron: I still dont see why guys like to stare at these female meatbags with fake breasts that have been enhanced.
Unicron: ...Oh god....

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

Decepticon Historian: It was thought that this photo of Bomb-Burst being killed showed him saying his last words "Death to Autobots!!" but we have reason to believe he actually said this


Bomb-Burst: Not in the Balls! Not in the Balls!!!

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup: Mama always used to say, Life is like a box of Energon, you never know what your ganna get.

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

Guy on Top:This is a very uncomfortable posititon....
Guy on Bottom: Maybe for you! YEAH BABY!! I LOVE THIS SPOT!!
Guy in middle: Help! theres a gaybot on both sides of me!!

Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble: ph3r us, we are all powerful, we are 1337, i am riding the 1337 Train!
Crushed Guy: ...Shutup your just saying that cause your on Megatrons P.I.M.P. train.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron: Soundwave, Do you recall how i told you not to bend over to get your soap in a Energon Shower with a gay transformer in there?
Soundwave: Hm.. i think i ...HEY GET THAT THING OUTTA THERE!

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Autobot #1: Happy Chinese New Year
Autbot #2: Its not the chinese New year you moron, that was 9 months ago.

Kremzeek with some white foam

Now kids, this is another reason why Smoking is---
Kid: Bad for you?
Kremzeek: No, good for you, this smoke is cool to hold and throw around.

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Blast Off: Hey, human i think i found your Adult Magazines in here, along with some stained underwear....ew....

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Damn, Dial up sucks, i told you we should've gotten DSL.

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

If it says Do not Enter then why are autobots going in there?

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

Soundwave: Jesus! this place needs serious pest control!!

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Optimus: Can i have Tree fity for my friend the loch ness monster?

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

Are you sure this is a Virtual reality helmet?

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Optimus: Scripture 32, from Noah of the Ark reads "Autobots shall rule all, says God"

Metroplex voice center: Do not enter

Autobot: Must...resist...urge...to...enter....

Car racing to Transformers: The Movie

Guy in the Car: Hey isnt this transformers? then why are we going to transformers the movie...

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Magnus: *Points to Acree* she did it.

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Cyclonus: Whats everyone staring at?

Scourge playing in the sand

Hey i need some water for my sand castle here!

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Perceptor: Hey...Did anyone ever notice that Your name, jazz, sounds like ji----
Jazz: Agasdgfdsa!!! (Perceptor, there are KIDS watching this..)
Perceptor: So? This is in Japanese, right?

Computron holds Galvatron

Computron: Mmmmmmmm.......*crunch*

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

DECEPTI-PICA!!!!!!!

Decepticons cheering!!!

Galvatron is dead! *cheering*

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

Boogy boogy boogy, BOOGY!

Bombshell gets indigestion

Ohhh..... I knew I shouldn't have eaten Megatron's five-alarm chili!

Grimlock breakdancing?

Me Grimlock smash spider!

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

Surf's up!


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