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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Ricochet

Ricochet has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Kremzeek with some white foam

And you apply it like this...

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Ultra Magnus: I think he's stoned
Arcee: Or maybe just drank himself into a frenzy after remembering the Femtoy mag he was in before he became Galvatron

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Kup: How cute, Bumblebee is playing with himself

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

This personality chip was... down there. THat explains alot

Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble is speeding toward Frenzy, playing chicken on the subway!

And just in time for the World Series ...

Damn, this is almost as bad as what that freiken moron did at the Cubs game

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

RatTrap: I don't think we are drunk enough to do this

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

A Gestalt Team gone horribly wrong

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup: Hot Rod look! I found an energon goodie in my box of Electron Trix cerial!

Kup holding an Energon goody

Kup: See Hot Rod, I am not a cheap bastard like you that saves an energon goodie for later on.

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

Umm... um.... may I please have a copy of Robots gone Wild.

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

Hello mother...

Iraqi Information Minister has conference about Optimus Prime

Dude: Were f*cked

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Ultra Magnus: Ok, you 2 kiss and make up!

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Scourge: Don't look at me!

Unicron reading a magazine

I sense a familiar substence in this women's breasts

Unicron reading a magazine

The reason Earth wasn't a target for Unicron

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

BiG Money Big money, no whammy no whammy....

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Please Starscream, put some clothes on!

Decepticons cheering!!!

Galvatron: I am going to leave for 20 minutes

Starscream running toward island

I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'm Runnin, I'M NAKED!

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Jazz: Perceptor, I don't know whats worse, this heavy generator or the bitch on my arm plate

Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm

Plz may I see wahts inside?

T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth

Mama Dino: How many times have I told you not to eat the decepticons!

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Perceptor: Look Ma, I am on the top of the world! Bumblebee: This is the last time we let Perceptor get on the ride after drinking too much energon.

Spike and Bumblebee with "Insecticide"

Spike: Bumblebee do you think this is some kinda threat from Cliffjumper when you didn't pay him back?

An injured Thrust

I was told this kind of stuff was good for your skin.

Starscream drinks some Energon

SS: Hopefully these nuclear waste will kill Megatron if he drank it. MEGS: Starscream you idiot, you fail to posion me and gave me a good drink.

Frenzy on top of Optimus Prime

Frenzy: Get that Camra out of here. This is my moment with Prime!!!

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Seaspray: Oh MY GOD! Arcee is walking this way!!!
Bumblebee: Ya know you will never get her, right?

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

Blurr was drunk and was going for Arcee, but kinda missed...

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

I WANT PRITTY THINGIE!

Brawn sits on Soundwave

Cliffjumper, take a picture of me on Soundwave.

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

How Ratchet gets his extra parts for repairing other Autobots

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

I didn't know babies came out there.

Computron holds Galvatron

Computron: Lets play dress up!

Galvatron: NOOOOO

Onslaught standing behind Vortex

Vortex: I never said you could have a piggy-back ride!!!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Energon, helping ugly bots get laied for the past million years!

Decepticons cheering!!!

Gravatron was captured and their leader was now Arcee who betrayed the autobots!

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

Meg: So this is the shield those people were talking about to stop radiation from cell phones. Starscream, in case you didn't notice, we DONT USE CELLPHONES!!!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Poor joeyluvs269, a few crazed fans heard what he was saying and deployed there own Transformers on him. He is calling to tell his buddies that he won't be %*#) them tonight.

Starscream running toward island

YEAH! I am able to rule my own island! Megatron will be in envy! MWHAHAHAHA

Sunstreaker tells a story

Sunstreaker: I have a story about a magical place were it never rains. The end.

Megatron on his hands & knees

Megatron: Where are my contacts?!

Skywarp holding a man

Skywarp: I will osama yo mama!

Optimus takes a hold of Starscream

Got your nose!

Deszaras with a human boy

The boy is giving ultiment plans in Chinese, but the robot is saying he only understands Japanese

Ratchet tries to move Wheeljack's head

Ratchet: Made in China

I thought you were a normal transformer like the rest of us

Tracks with a mask on

What an autobot really is

Shockwave vs the Dinobots

We know what you did to our buddies on Earth

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