Captions by Ultra Markus

covid 19 claims another:(

Bumblebee: OH NO! MY FACE!!!!!

these Metallica mosh pits are getting outa hand!

Vince McMahon is about to reveal that he is really Megatron!

quick! put the pipe away before silverbolt and optimus come back!

FOOLS! GALVATRON WILL DRINK AS MUCH AS HE PLEASES!

ok guys this is our time to shine! lets win this americas got talent!

Bumblebee: OK, Spike! ready to catch my cyberdookie!

as the one eyed creeper watches the fembots taking an energon shower..........

I GOT THIS!

next on DIY "I Hate My Pyramid" after "One Bryck At a Time"

AH AH AH AH STAYIN ALIVE..STAYIN ALIVE....

poor megatron had to find work at the auto plant to make ends meat after his fall from stardom in the mid 90's.....

Megatron the baddest tyrant in the universe even defies california's strick emission restrictions

the new TF4 movie extras

hi my name is brawn i'll be your masseuse
for today

rachet: I fear the wounds are fatal!
Sari: Prime! you cant die!
Prime: NEVER FEAR SOON I SHALL BE ONE WITH THE MATRIX!

before we transform and rollout who needs to use the little bots room?

BRAWN: listen here HUFFER im the boxiest bot here
HUFFER: no way Im the boxiest
as Ultra magnus walks in
ULTRAMAGNUS:" I got you both beat"

you see senator Obama these new mind control chips will make every weak minded fool believe everything you say and will help you be president

now witness my new cybertronian ear piercing procedure, lord megatron

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HASBRO TRIES TO ALIGN CONTINUITIES... SO MUCH CONFUSION

time to play key-tar hero

Since Bay has been hire'in dem new fancy robots i haddent found me a job for mega cycles

okay guys here is my idea for our band name
THE TALKING HEADS

WE ARE BORG, YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!!

that's the face i made when i saw movie star scream

mirage: time to get me some aligaticon boots
hound: i never catch one
ratchet: maybe next time hound
spike and bumblebee: ye haw

this ancient earth custom of carrying the bride over the threashhold would work better with arcee or elita-1

Ravage has a new chew toy: Slumblebee!

Megatron : We don't have bell bottoms for nothing, now dance like Travolta!

Spike...Hey Spike!
Uh.. ya dad
Me and the autobots want to talk to you about your obsession with hair metal.
What do you mean? ... Jazz and Blaster let borrow there gold disc albums.

as the new china government takes over all religious statues of the fat bald guy are being replaced by statues of optimus prime!

relax rachet, just go over there to the protoculture chamber that the zentradi let us use and soon you will be as big as I am.

these new movie designs are getting more realistic.

Inside is the greatest battle of the dj's between Blaster and Soundwave.....and later the cyber dance off
with jazz and wheelie vs wreck-gar and danny

the new transformers dance club for offical autobops and deceptichops ,fleshlings pay cover charge with there lifes

Were's Waldo?

A couple of Kerry supporters among all the Bush supporters

this is why Osama Bin Ladden weres the same thing every day. Because Blast Off made off with all his clean clothes!

Hey! I finally found my missing sock!

Seems like everyone is rushing to get the Takara reissue Soundwave!

Quick Arcee get the pan of warm water! No wait better yet let me see your fingernail polish!

this is were the Japs got metroplex to sound like a sissy in the headmasters series!

The Gwar concert seems unusually packed tonight!