Captions by juggaloG

IN 1987:
Q (Crying): Where do I go now that Transformers is cancelled?
P: There, there Pete. I'm sure you'll find plenty of work out there.
Q: Plenty of work for a five-faced half-robot? I don't think so.
P: Maybe I can hire you.
Q:

SS: After I use you to lure Prime into my trap and destroy that big red fool, you will give birth to a WHOLE ARMY of Decepticons loyal to me who will help me conquer the UNIVERSE! HAHAHAHAHA!

E1: I will NEVER serve you, fiend!

SS: You sound as i

Dang, that Primus really packs a heckuva punch is you really tick him off!

RA: Thanks for the trip to Disneyland, daddy!

I: You're welcome, son! Tomorrow we go to SIX FLAGS!

R: Let's play a game of BREAK THE AUTOBOT'S NECK!

P: Run, Blaster, save yourself!

B: No way! I think my cassette 'Bots wanna play a game of BREAK THE DECEPTICON'S NECK!

Finally, the MUNKY and TRUKK make peace!

Every Megatron's worst nightmare

Primal: Ride! Ride like the wind, Prime!
Prime (thinking to himself) As soon as I transform, I'm gonna let Primal have it with my ion blaster & get this monkey off my back FOREVER!

Aw, crap! Now I gotta fix Teletran-1 because Optimus Prime decided to install Microsoft Windows XP. I told him that it was unstable, and Internet Explorer even more so. But, did he listen to me? Noooo. He had to install the "latest, greatest Operatin

U: Alright, Constructicreeps! We're taking you prisoner & stopping your evil plans PERMANENTLY!
S: I HATE being out of scale in the cartoons!
H: You said it, Scrapper!

Micromaster Hound!

H: Wait a minute! How in Cybertron did I become almost as small as Spike? I'm a Micromaster now! Help!

Don't mourn for Prime's death yet. He'll be back to life in a week, tops! Just give the Matrix to Mr. T in the meantime.

W: I can't believe that in Armada, I'm gonna be turned into a Decepticreep! It makes my fuel boil!
B: (I don't think I'll tell him that I'm being renamed Sparkplug & having a VERY similar body, and staying an Autobot & be

As soon as I scramble your brains...PERMANENTLY..with my electro-scrambler here, I'll be the rightful leader of the Autobots, which I deserve! I got ripped off in the Marvel comics, but I'll make the TV show have a VERY different ending!

ME GRIMLOCK STOMP BIN LADEN!

T: Don't be sad, Mets! Hasbro won't re-release me either! I'm not too sad because we were never in scale anyway!
M: Yeah, but can't Takara at least reissue my Decepticon repaint Metrotitan in Japan?
T: Maybe the 3 of us will be reiss

O: Get outta the way, Ratchet! I got some Decepticons to fight!
R: No way, Prime! I haven't medically cleared you to fight yet! The only way you're fighting the Decepticreeps today is over my dead body!
(Runs over Ratchet)
*CRUNCH!*
O: Alrig

Apeface: Headmasters: time to Powerlink!
Weirdwolf: I don't think it's working...
Mindwipe: I think I'm slipping...
*CRASH!*
MW: Told you it was as stupid idea, Apeface!
AF: Oh, shaddup! We had to try at least!
WW: Well, if we try aga

Excedrin Headache 101!

Help! I can't get Waspinator's voice out of my head!

Op: How dare Takara/Hasbro turn me into a King Kong Bundy-sided fatso! They'll pay for this!
Prowl: Calm down, man! At least you're in Energon, along with us!
Ironhide: Easy for you to say! They turned me into an annoying young whippersnapper!

Alright, Prime, we'll take out that traitorous Predaking together. Afterwards, though, YOU'RE MINE! I'LL KILL YOU!!!

Dream on, Megatron! After we defeat Predaking, I'll stop your tyranny once and for all!

If I keep my eyes closed long enough, maybe Scorponok will go away.

I got rid of WCW, ECW, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Zack Gowen, my daughter Stephanie, and, yes, I got rid of STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! S**ew you, Stone Cold! YOU'RE FIRED!!!

D**nit! Get that Decepticon logo off screen NOW! We don't need to get sued by Hasbro about it!

Darkwing: This high=grade Energon makes me happy! Hic!
Dreadwing: Finally, I'm not depressed anymore! Hic!

AAAH! Armada Sideswipe is ugly, and going to be released as a Universe Decepticon named Treadshot! HELLLP!

S: After I absorb this bug's energy, I will be invincible!
R: Um, Starscream, you can't absorb energy...
S: Arrgh! (Gets shocked & dies instantly.)
R: (Sadly & shocked) Told him.

A: Could you, um, stop pointing that missile @ me? (in a scared voice)
UM: (In an angry voice) I can't deal with that now!

Arrgh! It gives me such a headache when someone uses my cerebro-shells against me!

Daniel: AAAAH! I just had a horrible dream; I dreamt that Hasbro released a bunch of Beast Wars repaints into Armada & Universe!

Spike: That wasn't a dream. It really happened. With Optimus Primal, Predacon, and Razorclaw, among others.

Dan

NO!!! I can't take the pain from the feedback from that Cerebro-shell I implanted in Optimus Prime! I'm gonna dieeee!

Decept-ercise!

OK, OK! I realize you don't have time to deal with this now!

Gee, Takara! Thanks for the lousy repaint! I looked a LOT better in red & orange!

The REAL Masterpiece Convoy!

HS: Why did Takara have to stick my main Minicon attachment point on my butt? WHY!
Jolt: Yeah, like it's a picnic to BE attached to your butt!

What stupid animator put Autobot symbols on me in this scene? Oh, it's you. (Blasts the animator with his antimatter cannon.) I guess you won't be painting anymore Autobot symbols on any Decepticons anymore, you worthless flesh-bag. (Chuckles ev

M: Starscream! You broke my ultimate weapon!
S: I'M your ultimate weapon, and the only one worthy to lead the Decepticons! Under MY leadership, the weapon would still be working & the Autobots would be right where we want them!
M: Leadership

M: Starscream! You broke my ultimate weapon!
S: I'M your ultimate weapon, and the only one worthy to lead the Decepticons! Under MY leadership, the weapon would still be working & the Autobots would be right where we want them!
M: Leadership th

C: Well, Galvatron, it looks like you won't be causing any more trouble for a LONG time!
G: Unhand me, Autobot scrap! (Blasts Computron & turns him into slag with one shot!) Well, that does it for those irritating Technobots! Prime, I'm com

M: My brother, Nightbeat, DEAD! (cries uncontrollably)
W: (Sadly) He was the best detective we had, and a good friend to boot. I'll miss him. We'll make the 'Cons pay, though, I promise, especially that 'Con Armada doppelganger of min

This is what I get for siding with the Autobots. Prime made me the chaperone for a kids' race! Well, next battle, I'll turn against the Autobots & hand Prime to Megatron on a silver platter MYSELF!

1-2-3! Superion wins the Transformers Wrestling Federation Gestalt-class Championship! Next week, he will be defending againt Landfill from RID! See ya next week!

IH: Slag it! I almost took down Megatron permanently this time! If not for that blasted Skywarp...
Prime (off screen): Don't worry; you'll get another chance soon enough. The Decepticons will be causing trouble again before you know it.

G: Keep your guns trained on the Autobots, you slaggin' idiot!
S: (to himself) I wish Megatron was here.

Megatron's new artillery piece mode!

Op: I like the yellow on you Build Team guys! Nice Wal-mart exclusive repaint!
HL: Thanks, op! I think we're the last of the RID line, BTW!
Op: Oh? too bad, it was a good line, even with the ugly Autobots! The Energon line is pretty cool, though, e

Op: I'm proud of what you & the rest of the Build Team did today, finally capturing Devastator once and for all. The Constructicons will have their ability to merge deactivated permanently immediately & will be imprisoned permanently. Good Wo