Captions by Magnus

Waiting For Gobot

B: Is this is the worst episode we have ever done?

OP: Yes.

Don't be wuss, he doesn't bite. He's just being friendly.

Oh, don't worry, he doesn't bite. Just ignore him and he'll leave you alone.

It'll only hurt for a second. You'll feel a lot better if you'd just let me pull it out.

Motormaster: "Here we are on Lake Michgan the year we toured the General Motors facilities in Detroit. That's me on top of that ferryboat."

Megatron: "Starscream, if he shows one more slide, I want you to take this fusion cannon and

I can't smell any difference. Are you sure you've been using 93 Octane?

Wheeljack: I'm telling you it will work. See, this button makes your left leg go up.

Perceptor: I don't know about this.

Wheeljack: Do you want Arcee to dance with you or not?

Animator: Hey, check out this drawing. I thought we could use it in Thief in the Night.

Producer: [laughs] Yeah, that'll go over real well with the PC crowd. You want to get us fired?

Animator: Relax, it's just a joke. I wasn't really

"When you suggested we go to a drive-in movie, this is not what I had in mind."

"Shut up. I'm getting you in for free, ain't I?"

Goldbug: "You wouldn't want to try this at home, but not to worry, folks. Freeway is a trained professional."

Freeway: "He's trying to eat me, you idiot! For the love of God, somebody get me out of here!"

Goldbug: &quot

"Kup goes Hollywood"

written by David Wise

Megatron: "Soundwave, prepare to receive."

Soundwave: ....

Megatron: "Don't look at me like that you idiot. I meant I'm about to transform."

Item description: Slingshot and Sky Dive...for parts.

Q: "You know how in the terminal you always spot one person who you don't want sitting next to you on the airplane?"
C: "Yes."

Prime [to audience]: Shhh. Is he gone yet?

Ratchet: No one may pass by me, until they answer these questions three.

Optimus Prime: Remove him.

Cerebros: Hey, check out what I can do with my eyelids
Hardhead: Ugh, that's disgusting.
Chromedome: You idiot, we're Transformers, we don't HAVE eyelids.

Soundwave: "Ravage, get him!"
Ravage: pauses, looks, continues licking self.

Blurr: don't worry Kup, it's not loaded. We just weren't going to tell him until he got to the front.

Grimlock: Don't worry, he no bite. But relax, him smell fear.

"Wheeljack, are you sure Megatron won't recognize me?"

Ironhide: Guys, knock it off quick, there's a cop coming.

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH! CRAMP!

Optimus Prime: How long do you think he'll be like this?
Ratchet: It's hard to say.
Optimus Prime: That's not funny.

Grimlock: That it, Shockwave! [click, click] Now, raise right leg a little [click, click] Good. You sexy [click, click] You pouty [click, click] You flirty [click, click] Now toss head back [click, click] Camera love you [click, click, click].

Megatron: This looks so fake! America's Funniest Home Videos is never going to use it. We'd be better off hitting Dirge in the groin with a baseball bat.

Oh, and here's one of me and Vortex on Guadalcanal. The sky was so clear that day!

Galvatron: Wait, wait, I see it. I'm going to need a paper clip, some chewing gum, and a long piece of string.

Do you think we can get him up to his dorm room without the R.A. seeing us?

"My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from 9 to 5 and..."

Now, you just keep talking like normal and I'm going to pretend my hands are yours. Trust me, it's going to be funny.

Remarkable! These six-legged organisms can lift 10 times their body weight. That's more than I can say for you, Starscream.

I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Wait Megatron, don't shoot! It's not what it looks like.

Psst, R.C., what's my next line?

Wait, don't go anywhere. I swear I was moonwalking a minute ago.

No no, it's nothing. I just always figured you'd be bigger in person.

Maybe you should try unplugging it and plugging it back in.

UM: You two are coming with me!

Hook and Scrapper: NOOOOOOOO!!!!