Captions by overdrive

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ARCEE:Bummblebee what're yo... oh my god. how did you find those pictures!

it's ... it's ... um... it's not what you think is!

jazz hands!

i once caught a fish that was this big!

thick scottish accent : look at my sexy body! oohh you're feelin frisky cos ah'm dead sexy!

NOOOOOOOOO! I need energon PLEASE, the things you do to me... i am so sore, even my servos hurt...

FEAR ME and my PENCIL OF DOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!
mwah-ha-ha-ha

How you doin?

1...2...3 *knock knock* 999...1000...1001...1002

somwhere deep in the jungle timon and pumba are looking at a giant robot and wodering "why?!?"

... and i would've got away with too, if it wasn't for you pesky autobots...

this was what happened the last time triptacon got a cold.

rumble: i'm a big boy now.

frankenstein's reaction to the gargoyle's B.O.

for some reason Scooby-Doo appeared to take off the monsters masks, to reveal that it was only Megatron and Starscream.
Megatron: "I would've gotten away with it too..."

[sreaming] all right who put food colouring in the car wash

Quintesson: Damn! thats one BIG bug on the window!

magnus? is it cold in here or are you just pleased to see me?
I can't deal with that now!

Mom? Dad? i think "someone" wet my bed again!

Optimus: "slingshot you're flying!"
Slingshot: "this isn't flying, this is falling... with style!"

Optimus: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[random voice] hey you with the big head DOWN IN FRONT!!!

*snore* mmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah that what i like give it to me arcee *snore*

[BOOMING VOICE] Pay no atention to the man behind the curtain!!!

what do you mean there's a giant cat behind...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[minicons] run away! run away!

commentator: "i'm no expert but that's gotta hurt"

[SOUNDWAVE]- ITS GONE INSIDE ME *whimpers*

how low can you go!!!!!!!how low can you go!!!!!!!how low can you go!!!!!!!

"what has this guy been eatin he weighs a f*****g tonne"

"i wish i could fly, right up to the sky but i can't ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

"actual proof that robots have sperm!!"

[singing in background] "He ain't heavy... he's my brotherrrrrr...."

ARGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARMADA IS COMING... ARMADA IS COMING...

[someone else] " well it seems that there were some ...ah... complications with the surgery"

"WHY ME??!!!?"

BLURR: nobody move! i just lost a contact.
KUP: blurr its NOT down there!!
BLURR: {mumbles}

Blur: Kup um... where is it?

"hey micky u so fine, u so fine u blow my..."

thats the last time i have a curry with you soundwave.

[megatron] no more energon for you kitty... yeesssss

[OPTIMUS] "HEY YOU AT THE BACK STOP DANCING AND START RUNNIG!!"

{singing}" belly's gonna get ya belly's gonna get ya..."

"for gods sake i told you not to push THAT button!!!"

"that offends me... now you must pay!!!"

We're the kings of the castle.......

SPIKE: (dinobots voice) "My rigid grill structure is bearing in on..."

RHINOX: THAT'S IT! optimus your not gettin anymore energon here. now go home and sleep it off.

OPTIMUS: "supermaaaaaaaaan" *thud*

NOOOOOOOOOO! FOR THE LOVE OF THE MATRIX DON'T STRIP MEGATRON!!

(DODGEY IRISH VOICE) " OHH DANNY BOY THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING...."