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(Autobots)PERVERT!!! Like Octane in Season 3!!!
(Doctor)More like PARADOX!!!

-"Look how big it is!"
-"Dude, smaller than the bottom of your head."

Geronimo!!!!!

GYMNASTICS EXTREME!!!

"You! Yes, you! Go into my pencil closet and get my pirate hat before I turn into a villager!!!"

"I'M A-FIRIN' MY LAZOR!"

"Please don't make me play the bagpipes!"

Psst, psst... Did you hear that some Transformers are not the gender thought to be at first?

"Oooooh... These RC cars are awesome! Wait... I now have control of Roller!!! Wait... *bomb goes off*

"Happy Hanu *hic* kkah, Mega-babe!

Better second in command?
Fans be like: "BRING IT ON!!!"

Pure Awesomeness.

The Ultimate "True Story".

A blast from the past. As in Season 2, Episode 11, "Microbots".

"Me, Grimlock, no like porn!"

"See, human? Bigger than yours!"

"Giddyup!"

"Ever since everybody started freaking out about safety and such, these guys functioned...as our chairs."

And so the disintegration of Wheelie begins...

And here comes the Kool-Aid...

GRIMLOCK: Me, Grimlock, make better leader than Optimus!
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SHOCKWAVE: Jerk, please.

Even Decepticons couldn't help but do this with pipe cleaners.

"That lady from Doctor Who took it way too far..."

"I will NEVER mimic Sideswipe again!!!"

How are they both still alive?

"Megs! You're finally back from the gym!"

"Boots n' cats, boots n' cats..."

"Yay, one of them is pink! Just look at him AND my happy little face!"

"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, ALONG WITH ZOMBIES, PIRATES, NINJAS, CHEERLEADERS, SITH, KNIGHTS, WIZARDS, TIME LORDS, PEACEKEEPERS, JOCKS, PRESCHOOLERS, DINOSAURS, ELEPHANTS, HEFFALUMPS,

"My vintage action figures? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

--*Hic* Ooh, my favorite arrow co *Hic* lor! Megatrip, can I *Hic* get a new cork jaint pob?
--God, no!

"Oh my g
God! Yoi were too close to forgetting this before we left for Corpus Christi!"

"Of course you had to pull another Patrick Star, Ramjet!!!"

"Come on!I just changed heads again!"

VICTORY SCREECH!!! *Goes crazy like Spongebob* *Dubstep plays*

Soundy be like "let's make ripples".

Yay!!! I love playing Thomas!

"I will NEVER watch porn EVER again!!!"

Noooooo...Justin Beiber...Miley Cyrus ...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

"Here's a glow sti... I mean an energon goody!"

When you gotta go, you gotta not go.

"Alert, aler...Wait, is that a CAT?!"

Typo alert beach

"Wait, how far am I away from the beavh?"

"Still think it's cute?"

"I told you no more skateboarding!"

"Flash Passes from now on, OK?"

"I'm doing The Cramp!"
*Spongebob characters join him*

Remember Starscream and Shockwave?

ULTRA MAGNUS:"Well, they got to the blood."