Captions by Manchester Devil

Rhinox: "Furman going to turn me into a what?"
Rattrap: "Relax buddy, I'll distr...
*Rhinox suddenly disappears, in his place stands Simon Furman*
Furman: "War, check! Now that I have all four horsemen for my Energon story, my

I dreamt that Rob Ruffs did the Megaman Zero designs!

*Looks at MMZ artwork*

WHY GOD! WHY! WHY ROB RUFFS!!??

NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn you Spain!, you've gone and lost my £5 bet on you! DAMN YOU!

Frenzy: Don't give him Energon, it'll give Hasbro ideas.
Optimus Prime: Damnit, I'm feeling hungrey.

Megatron: I found this tape named "Amerika the Brutal" by this band named "Six Feet Under" and...
Soundwave: *falls and rolls on the floor, laughing*
Megatron: By the sound of that, I guess it's crap...

Dirge: Fool! You can't eat me, for I am a herald of Unicron.

T Rex: Really *eats Dirge*

Ratchet: Red Alert, give me your magic paint set?
Red Alert *Off screen*: My magic paint set?
Ratchet: NOW!

Scourge: How can explain the fact we got our arses kicked by an Orange Autobot with a speech defect named Wheelie.
Mega-Octane: And how can we explain to these Decepticons we're not from this reality.
Scourge: And try explaining to that flying

*The Decepticons celebrated destroying all traces of St. Anger, including the Master Tapes and the producer, Bob Rock and even the band members.*
Astrotrain: This is for the dustbin drumming, a**holes!
Ramjet: Now I can buy "Ride The Lightning&

Rad: Wy Alexis? Why Starscream!?
Everyone else: STOP REMINDING US DAMNIT!
Sureshock (off shot: Wait for me guys...wait for meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!......
*Alexis's fantasies about Starscream have gone raging out of control...much to the horror

Shockwave and Ramjet ran for cover after the Autobots forced Soundwave to listen to Metallica's latest album, St. Anger.

Shockwave: "For the sake of logic, cover your audio sensors and turn that racket off so Soundwave can be back to

Hot Shot: Yo Smokey, I heard that you're going to be shot next month.
Smokescreen: Bol*ocks! And don't call me "Smokey" *punches Hot Shot*

T Rex: What the hell is this crap I'm eating?
Dirge: *weakly* Help!
T Rex: ...and it makes funny noises too...
Starscream: *points at Dirge and laughs*

Skywarp: Megatron still can't believe Starscream joined the Autobots.
Thundercracker: So...this satilite can't pick up anything worth s**t!

"Why do the japanese keep getting my name wrong?"

Thurst: "Could it get any worst"?
AEON scriptwriter: "Yes, it can".
Thurst: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

Worker: Where's X when you really need him? The oversized tape recorder kicked Zero's ass without even moving.
Soundwave: You don't want to know...flesh being, and calling me a oversized tape recorder isn't going to he

"White man came, across the sssseeeeaaaaa"

"With this drink, I shall outpimp Soundwave!"

Skullgrin: You slept with Stryka!?
Submurauder: Yeah! So?
Bomb Burst: Yer certainly "braver" than me!
Submurauder: *angry* Screw you guys and this mission! I'm going to Stryka's flat!
*he walks off*
*Optimus Prime

Deszaras: Finally! The Decepticons have their version of Daniel.
Boy: That's right sir! :D

GET US OFF THIS STUPID ROCK!!!

Behold! The first ever sighting of Optimus Prime/Elita 1 hentai!!

Sixshot: Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!

OP: What do you mean you let my two kids go to Earth!!!???
Autobots: Oh s**t!

Galvatron: I took Elita 1 to the bedroom for playtime!
Decepticons: YEAH!!

Cheetor: "I hope that love child of Airrazor and Tigatron on crack doesn't show up."
Silverbolt: "What did YOU say!?"

Daniel: Why can't I listening to Westlife?
Cerberos: Simple Danny, they're sh*te!!

Soundwave: Megatron was never this 'friendly'...Damnit Galvatron! I got ho's to pimp!

Damn those kids and their pesky Minicons!

Galvatron: Well done Rumble and Frenzy for compelling...evindence against Megaman X.
Frenzy: Yeah, let's watch it again!
Con's: YAY!
*5 hours later*
Rampage: Dude! They were listening to Cannibal Corpse, Emperor, Fear Factory, Iron M

Bombshell: I should've known eating bricks was a bad idea!
Starscream: ha, ha, ha!

Galvatron, I beg of you. Please don't play Britney Spears!
Rampage: Cool! More Cannibal Corpse for me! :D
Soundwave: My taste in music superior, Rampage's inferior.
Rampage: Screw you nerd!

Skywarp: How would you like it if I fly into Highbury?
Osama bin Laden: Please, I beg of ye, anywhere but there! *cries*

"Dammit Rhinox! Can you see I'm trying to watch Eastenders!?"

Wheeljack: Stop crying you silly cow. Optimus Prime is immortal, he is the grandson of Primus for his sake!

Galvatron:Well done Soundwave! Now we can expose Zero to the authorites!
Soundwave: I better make another copy everyone.

"What do you mean you pushed Starscream to his death?? you little..." TF don't condome animal violence in any way.

Galvatron: What you doing with the enemy?
Menasor: I'm being raped!
Superion: Darn these Japanese sciripts!!

Gort: Having fun with my joystick?

Grimlock (Offscreen): Me Grimlock worry 'bout Slag

"Honey! I shrunk the Consturcticons!"

Galvatron: Optimus Prime stayed dead! Cons: YAY!!

OP: OK! Which one of you took Elita to bed!?

Megatron: Primus! I promise I won't blashemise you ever again! I promise!

"My face. What happened to my beautiful face!?"

Soundwave: Rumble, transform.
Rumble: Just because you want some more.
Soundwave: I'm Your dad, so shut the hell up and get inside...NOW! YOU LITTLE S**T!
Rumble: I can't! That tart superglued me to the floor
Woman: HA HA HA HA HA!!!