The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Shadow
why is the heavest guy on top
That's a really big can. Are you sure it's big enough. Dunno, bend over...
Let's have a clean fight; no hitting below the belt, no poking in the eye, no disintegrations. Got it? Good. *serveral laser blasts* ouch.
Galvatron: I hate twister!!
You told me not in a million years. Well, it's been more than a million years, how 'bout now!?
Perceptor: Hey Bumblebee, are you licensed to drive electric worms? BB: Umm, no. But what could go wrong? Perceptor: We're doomed...
Cheetor: Mama warned me about protoforms like you... Black Aracnia: Shut up and enjoy the ride, fuzzface, before Silverbolt gets back!
BB: What's XXX mean? Spike: You really do come from another planet, don't you? Go ask Arcee, she knows all about it.
Hey Starscream, wanta accept a collect call from megatron? He sounds pissed.
Who needs the rest of the team? Watch this link-up!
SHINING FINGER NOSEPICKER ATTACK!
OHH NO! You're not using any of your weird devices on me again!
Doin' anything tonight?
No more cat and mouse, got it. Now Rattrap, let me down!
Toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much sugar
Ratchet: Don't wory, I'm fully licensed in all areas of *snap* oops, um, I'm sure it just pops back on...maybe not.
Prime: You're a decepticon and I'm an autobot. That's just the way things are. What if someone saw us?
Megs: Don't worry. Here, bend over...
BB: Guys! Help me get down!
Perceptor: Jump! According to my calculations, it's only a fifty foot drop.
BB: Only fifty feet. Sheesh!
Wheeljack: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLE!
Bumblebee: Rumble! Where!?
Megs:They hit me right here. Right Here!
D-cons: Are you sure?
Megs: Well actually, I don't remember it that well...
D-cons: Works for us!
Optimus: This hurts me more than it does you.
Starscream: Why do I not believe you.
Optimus: But I don't see a toll booth. Do I really need to pay five bucks?
Wheelie: Hmmmm...nice view.
Megs: Okay, listen up: I'm gonna take a nap. The probes in charge until I get up. Thundercracker: This s humiliating...
Boy: Sure, okay, yeah! Really, I have no idea what the h*** you just said.
Tracks: It's not that bad, is it? Autobots: Actually, it's an improvment!
OP:Oops, I slipped. *sniff* I'm soooo ebaressed. Spike: Are you sure this is really Optimus and not Megatron in an OP costume after an energon bender?
Don't worry, I got one of them cheiropractor licenses out of a crackerjack box.
Okay, Fine! I admit it! I never actually learned how to fly*sniff* but I'm still gonna try!
Blurr: My dream come true! ARCEE! I'm coming! *trip* Kup: Get off me now and I might reconsider reformatting you into a blender. this is embaressing...
Hey Jolt, did I ever tell you about the birds and the cyberbees?
Okay, I agreed to take the manikin job, but there's no way I'm gonna wear that!
"Can you feeeeel the love tonight" *gets blasted* "Owww"
Spike: I'm fine as long as he doesn't step on me...
Rattrap: I leave for five cycles and they decide to replace me with this!? Primus help us all...
Cyclonus: He he, there allllll around us, but only I can seeeee them. See? It's the miiinibots. they've come to take over the world and turn us into appliances, but not me. I know. I'll blow my arm off so they think I'm
Daniel: Arcee! Whyyyy! What's Springer got that ain't got?!
Arcee: Ask me again when you get a little older, 'kay?
Daniel: Nooooooooooooo!
BB: Hey guys! A little help here. It's a really long way down!
Autobots: Good fight team. Alright, back to base. Roll out!*vrooooomm*
BB: Uh, guys. Springer? Blurr? Jazz? Anybody? HELP!
Computron: You do realize that I could easily crush you into little peices andgrind you into dust before flinging you halfway across the universe into an exploding star resulting in your complete and utter destruction, right?
Galvatron: Yeah, so what&
Shockwave: I always knew you were interested in new and exotic ways, but do you think this is kosher?
"Mmmmmmm, tasty. *Hic*"
Ironhide: Hey! If you two don't sit down and shut up I'm going to turn myself around and go home, got it?
UM: Okay, this is the last time I going to say this, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY. Now, get outta here before I reconstruct you like a mix-and-match puzzle.
Wheelie: Ohhhh Myyyy Godddd...
Primal: Just a little bit longer...oh yeah, that's the ticket.
Primal: Okay Rattrap, pull over to the curb.
Rattrap: What curb?
Primal: Oh, yeah... forgot about that...
Skid-Z: Oh yeah! That's it! Feel the burn baby!
Kup: Put that away before someone puts an optic out!
wow my toy talks hmmm.. do the the happy hamster hop!
