Captions by Tiedye

(Son talking to father)
Son-"Dad why is there a statue of Optimus Primal?
DAD-"Well son, A long time ago his ship crashed landed on our planet and they started a war with other robots, and he saved us from the other robots even though many of

(Grimlock)Me can not find bathroom. Little red robot take Grimlock to bathroom.
(Robot)-Who do I look like your mother?!
(Grimlock)- Fine me go right here.(GRUNTING)
(Robot)- Ewww!! Now thats one big pile of SLAG!

Today in Iran there was another suiside bombing. Luckily no one hurt but the dumbass who blew himself up.

Magnus-"And so I told Starscream to eat slag, and then...Wa What are you looking at...(stares down) OH PRIMUS I'm so sorry.
Arcee-"Nice try buddy! I sueing you for harassment.

More Ale Wench!!

I told you I could kick his butt. Now gimme my 50 bucks.

RINOX-"Don't make me kick your ass!"
PRIMAL-"Don't make me suck your dick!"
RINOX-"Don't make Cuddle you like a baby!
PRIMAL-"Don't make me suck your dick!
{A DRAWN TOGETHER REFERENCE}

[RUMBLE]-ME Love you bunches...Now destroy for me!

Only people who watch Billy and Mandy get that one.

Jazz- Why won't you love ME!
Starscream- Slag it! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not Gay!

MY Glasses! MY Glasses! I can't see a thing without my glasses!

EWWW! Theres a human on my foot. Get it off!! Get it oooffffff

{Prime talking to Autobots around table}
[Prime]- Remember when we were kids and we used to play at the old oil factory?
{Flashback}
[Magnus] Green light!.....Red Light! HA HA Prime go back! BOY YOU SUCK BIG TIME HA HA HA
{Prime then punches Magnus in

(Old Lady is working in her garden when some girl scouts come by)
Scouts-"Hello would you like to buy some cookies?"
Lady-"Well of course dear. Just let me reach in my purse and get the money.
(Hours later the the police had discovered t

Optimus-(Showing slide shows to the Autobot) "Since my retirement back in the 80's, I've had a lot of time on my hands,so I decided to do a little traveling." "Here you see me at the oldest beer brewary, and let my tell you. &quot

Optimus- "WOOOOOORRRRRRRR!!!
HOTROD- "Optimus, What the SLAG are you doing!?!
Optimus- "When Optimus Primal beat his chest, Everyone thought he looked cool and tough.
HOTROD-"Yeeeah. Thats because the guy had a beast mode.... and he

(Starscream in front of nearly defeated Autobot)
(Starscream) "Hahaha! Now you can see that I'am the greatest transformer in the whole universe!" "Every creature on this planet will soon bow before ME!!"
(Bird poops on his head)

(Unicron's Wife in the shower) "After work I need you to pick up the kids from school. and then you got to go to the store and get some milk, eggs, and bread. When you get home It would be nice if you could get dinner started for me."
(Uni

(Singing)"You.. are.. so beautiful...to MEEE!"

(LATE AT NIGHT IN THE MAXIMAL BASE, DINOBOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE MONITORS FOR PREDS BUT IS INSTEAD LOOKING UP PORN ON THE INTERNET.)
(DINOBOT)- "Yes baby take it all off for me."

Although you didn't see it. Blaster was in the Ghostbusters movie. He was one of the unlucky ones who couldn't find cover.
(OPTIMIST)- "BLASTER! WHY ARE YOU LATE!?!
(BLASTER)- "You wouldn't belive what happened! I was walking pa

What's everybody looking at?

Fasttrack thought that if he had his own army of clones, He could give orders for a change, but so far a they want to do is stare at the stars.

THE SWAN transformer style

(Alien talking to the producers of beast wars)
(ALIEN)" Now see here." If we give him a different head,a voicebox and the abilty to walk upright,he might have the abilty to be a very good guest star on you new show.
(PRODUCERS)- "OH OH,an

(MEGATRON)- And the winner for the Transformer costume contest isss Daniel for his Megatron costume."
(CROWD)- "GROAN." "What a ripoff!
(Daniel)-"YAY!"
(OPTAMIST)- "I knew we shouldn't have let Megatrom judge th

BEHOLD! I will rule the universe and everyone will have to bow before me and my throne!

Anyone but me have the urge to play with a beach ball.

This is what happens when you take shots and play strip poker at the same time. Learn form her mistake ladies!

(GRANDPA)- "Come to the orange grove children I got a gift for you!"
(Children)- " WOW you got us our own transformer!"
(GRANDPA)- " Yes I got him on EBAY." He was dirt cheap."All the good transformers were taken by th

(WEELJACK)- "We lost comunications we have to reboot the system!"
(Perceptor)-"Don't worry I'm a expert at fixing computers! "Leave it to me!" (KICK-KICK-KICK-KICK)
(WHEELJACK)- "What the HELL do you think your do

SPIKE- Oh MAN! I saw this on Jurassis park 3!! When these things hatch,it's not going to be good for me!

''Who's a cute looking kitty?'' I am...Iam
RINOX- Cheetor get away from the mirror!!!

"HA!! Let's see the Laker girls copy this move"!!!!

(OPTIMUS)-"Umm Sir." "when Can I have a turn at hitting the pinyata.
(ALPHA TRION)-"BE QUIET!!" "You can hit it as soon I remember where I left that darn Stick."

"What do ya mean I needed a parachute to go skydiveing"!! No one bothered telling me the before I jumped.!!

MEGATRON: OK... Simon says lay on the floor with your arms out...HEH HEH ...Now roll over...Nope Ravage I didn't say Simon says,your out.
STARSCREAM: I hate this game!

On a hot day the decepticons enjoy a cool day on the floor.

Megatron- This year for Halloween I'm going as a Autobot. How do I look?

Bombsell-The Macaraina is a old dance but it's still a great way to stay in shape.

Bombshell's built in radio just short circuted and now he can't get Radio Disney out of his head.
BOMBSHELL-OH For the love of Primus! Get it out!

SKYWARP- Do you think the American forces would give us money if we told them we have Bin Ladin?
Megatron-First contact the Saudi royal family and hold him for ransome then we can compare prices and give him to the highest bidder.

TEACHER- Allright class we will resite our breathing exercises for our two new members of our lamaze class.
CYCLONUS- I can't belive we got pregnant Starscream.
STARSCREAM- It only takes one time Cyclonus. Now get behind me and time my breathing.

OH my GOD giant bunnies

Brawn-"I told you to stop picking on me Soundwave, Now you know size doesn't matter! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Magnus-" Hey Arcee I just got back from a battle and I think i was shot in the back can you check it put for me?" Arcee-"If you need me to......"Oh My GOD!" You got a bomb on your back!"

3CPO-"So I take it you would like a job on Star Wars after your contract on Trasformers is over!" BRAVER- "yeah." "A bot can only take so many years of getting shot at, I'm looking for a way to retire,even if I only play a dr

Ironhide- Dam it! "I glued my fingers together now I can't get them apart!"

Starscream- "When the humans see this it will strike fear into their hearts." What are they doing now" Rumble- "they are just standing there sir Starscream- Dam! It worked in THE MUMMY movie

Decepticons make extra money on the side by being in the new Herbal Essences commercial
(Dinobots)-OOHHHH Yeahhhh, Yes!! Yes!! Yes!!!!

Do the monkey with me!