The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Towline
Cade Yeager: Wow Seibertron.com hasn't updated their caption contest in so long. Only Snavej is writing all the jokes.
Sir Edmund Burton: Snavej is better then that Towline chap.
Cogman: My Lord. I'm surprised Earth's internet is still functioning after
After failing to combine using the styles of "Combiner Wars", and "Titans Return". Inspiration came to Rumble and Dragstrip in the form of "Crash Combiner" style. Will it work? Stay tuned at same transforming time, same transforming channel.
"Oh man, ever since Quake, and Krok got "Titan's Return" toys made after them, they never stop by."
"This new vikings stadium collapses worse then their old one!"
Sadly there aren't many options to keeping Downton Abbey in the family without being in your President Ronald Wilson Reagan's eyes. A Welfare Queen. So it was either being a secret "Last Knight base.". Or a set for the Crane Gang on BBC2.
20 Years after Robots in Disguise 2001 went off the air. Towline finally gets to achieve his life long dream. Being in a Michael Bay film.
"Sigh" The things we do to protect the fragile environment of the Earth.
The poster shoot was plauged with trouble. The photographer wanted Optimus Prime to twerk, while Menasor is jealous of Computron's "jazz hands".
In 1984. this was the only way Optimus Prime can combine with Quickslinger.
You 2016 kids are lucky.
After failing to combine "combiner wars style". Rumble and Dragstrip are trying out "titan's return style".
At last! At long last! I am the main villain of Michael Bay's Transformers: The Last Knight!
After watching Five "Transformers" movies and Three "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" movies. Daniel dreads Michael Bay's "Inhumanoids" movie.
Rumble is desperate to get in on the latest Combiner wars action.
These transformers are pansies. We chop off the head of one "Hand of the King." and they scream like Wenches in heat.
The Drawbacks of Dragstrip being the only stunticon without a tape deck. Rumble has to sing his mixtape contents using his robot mode voice.
OH MY PRIMUS! The combiners are back! Drive for your lives!
A local youth is the first in line for Universal Studio's "Transformers the Water Ride."
The goverment's latest plan to catch the A-Team is to hire Skids and paint him as the A-Team van.
UGH. Megatron has put the lime in the coconut again!
Richard Hoagland is right! There are faces on Mars!
Kid: Wow G.I. Joe, Not even starscream can make drugs cool. I will not use drugs because I dont want to be a dork like starscream.
G.I. Joe: And knowing is half the battle.
Put the lime in the coconut and call. STARSCREAM!
NO we moved away from Japan because America has no giant monsters!
Iraq does not have weapons of mass destruction my ass!
Humans. It is not enough that you buy my toy for $50.00 dollars. But you must build me a space bridge to no where.
It's okay. I'm an Obama care provider.
It's friday, It's friday. everybody's looking for the weekend!
My friends "Nobody is disabled as long as they have Courage."
Ethanol driving is drunk driving.
Decepticons run, there is a shark in the water!
Quick Perceptor, we need a high tech way to get Megatron's virus out of Teletram One!
"This ought to do it Wheeljack." Perceptor answers.
Blaster: Guess what Kup! In my "Transformers: Cybertron" mode. I can play CD's.
Kup: Big deal. My new "Transformers:Cybertron" mode's truck stereo can play MP3's and DVD's as well as download napster off the Intern
Remember parents. Kids who are transfans are 100% more likely to get a job in Math and Sciences sectors. Get married to beautiful women or men. And have a healther social life then fans of Star Trek, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Babalon 5, Harry Potter c
With these glasses. The Decepticons won't know that I'm Carly.
While we're in Massucuetts. Let's get hitched.
America is desparate to gain an advantage as the best carmaker's in the world by outsourcing it's auto industry to Cybertron.
We're snowed in the school? And we have to celebrate Christmas in school? NOOOO!
You Liberals better get off my lawn. This here's Bush country. Ya here?
Jim Bob I can't let you drive that truck. Megatron will think you're Optimus Prime and blow you to smitherenes.
The Democrats are hoping that Galvatron would lead the United States of America better then George W. Bush.
Woodstock 2525.
Next time on Transformers: Cybertron. Kicker vs. the Cult of Black Zarak.
