The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by davewelttf
Soundwave had mistakenly eaten the real key instead of the foil wrapped chocolate one, to remeady the situation megatron fed him a bunch of enegon prunes
proof that rumble could have made it in the subway part of highlander 2
Wheelie: I think I threw the ball a little too hard
Daniel: A LITTLE too hard?
Rattrap: That was close!
isn't that cheetor's gun?
Rhinox: um, No It's not!(puts the gun behind his back)
Another failed attempt at the world's largest pillar of transformers
Kup: Look! Energon flavored bubble tape
suddenly an arm grabs Hot Hod and then crunching sounds are heard
Bomb-burst: I hope galvatron won't be mad for what I did
Galvatron: WHO DRANK ALL OF MY BUDWISER!!!
"We will use america's own hero against them" Optimus
transforms, makes a gesture , shouts USA, and shoots the camera
Unicron:Oh Yeah! Just took over a few transformers sites, now i'm gonna sit back and read my favorite sex magazine. Man, It's great to be a Totally awesome guy.
Background: Mr. Unicron, Your on in two minutes for armada!
Unicron:damn
Everybody:YEAHHHH!
Starscream: At last we've figured out the secret formula for american moonshine!
Astrotrain:OH SH*T! I dropped my rifle!
Ramjet: Don't worry it won't change the flavor much
Shockwave: You idiot! You should have knocked first!
Ramjet: I'm sorry I didn't even know Nightbird was using it!
Jazz: Yep Cosmos is drunk alright he even mentioned seeing a sexy looking woman on my shoulder.
Perceptor: Damn!
Jazz: What?
Perceptor: er... Oh, never mind let's get him out of here.
This is why leap-frog is banned on Cybertron
Prime: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Red Alert: I can't the sharkticons will get me!
Prime: Not this again!
Tyrannosaur:About time I got me reissue dirge! I made that pre-order 65 million years ago!
Perceptor: Yahooo! This is more fun than that "Top Thrill Dragster" at Cedar Point!
Brawn: Well I can't have any fun if you're standing on my foot!
Spike: Looks like we're gonna need the big "gun" for them insecticons that are eating our plumbing.
Bumblebee:Can you do it quickly I don't know how long I can hold it like this.
Starscream: THE LAST OF THE ENERGON! IT'S MINE ALL MINE! (takes a large gulp) MINE ALl...Mine...(falls to the floor and spills it all over then passes out)
Frenzy: Optimus I'm glad you're my dad
Optimus: son, we're not alone
Frenzy: Oh crap, Hey, get that damn camera outof here!
Bumblebee:What's wrong?
Seaspray: It's this goshdang mouth plate every time i move it wants to fall out!
this is the first and last time that Santa Claus will use Twincast to help deliver the christmas presents
Vortex: That's the last time I let you drink energon until you throw up! Onslaught mutters something incomprehensible and passes out
An evolutionary breakthrough the first decepticon rises from the sea onto land
Hey, cheif? It's me those decepticons arrived and we have all the energy units but we're short a few oil drums. Starscream: COME ON! OUR OIL IS GETTING WARM!
Thrust: Megatron, I can explain! I was trying to get my TV Guide back!
Megatron: That's no excuse for walking right on in while Nightbird was taking her oil shower!
In the cybertronian holodeck Kup and Arcee were tanning on the beach and Blurr was surfing, unfortunatly the simulation time ran out while Blurr had a wipe out
Beunknownst to Hard Head but knownst to us the other autobots secretly cut the microphone's cord incase he sang
Starscream: Megatron we can't find your stupid contact any wher..(KKKK)uh I think I found it Megatron:Ooooohhhhhh!
To combat the 'My size Barbie' Hasbro was going to introduce the 'my size Optimus with his own pretender shell but stopped when they saw the shell's prototype seen here
More proof that optimus is going to guest star in the charlie's angels sequel!
Devastator: DEV-ASTA-TOR DESTROY! Rad: I told you this was the wrong stage!
Rumble: What's that noise coming from the device? Skywarp: No that's Megatron snoring again
On one occasion Optimus primal forgot that his prime jets were removed for repair and this is the result
Carly: hey, Optimus...
Spike let him be, he was up for the last few days and nights waiting for Santa Claus
As you can see Ravage and Blaster were trying out for the roles of Fred and Dino for the flintstones but it never caught on
Rumble: Crap, I transformed into a tree!
but I can sneek by the autobots without being detected and attack without warining!... Crap I can't Move!
Megatron: Oops, I burnt out the cannon! Oh well, if I blame it on Starscream no one will notice anyway.
This is what happens when artists from other cartoons do guest work for transformers
Voice over: As we can see here bruticus is going for the old neck twist kill, but what's this computron has gotten hold of his finger and is bitting it.
Bruticus: Ow! Son of a mmm!
stagehand:Excuse me Mr. Megatron,its showtime.
Megatron:Damn it! And we were so close to destroying the Autobots!
Starscream: Hmmph I'm not even in this episode!
Ratchet: Ugh! and I thought he smelled bad on the outside!
Kid: this caption needs color
Deszaras: its fine the way it is
Kid:you have a band-aid on your forehead
Deszaras:shut up already!
Megatron:Alright, who swapped my insignias while I was sleeping?
Galvatron:Did ever tell you about that one time...Ramble,ramble
Soundwave:ZZZZzzzzzz
alright, we lost YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is one of the reasons Ultra Magnus never became leader, because of his toys
Wheelie:You ruined my fun now get zapped by my gun
Ironhide: I told you guys not to keep Sunstreaker out in the rain! Now we got an ugly looking coat rack!
Windcharger: Are you alright?
Brawn: Yeah, luckily I landed on this rock
Soundwave: Get the hell off me!
Starscream:What the hell are you doing? Optimus:Would you believe Vulcan neck-pinch?
