Captions by Stelartron

Optimus Primal after seeing how many pi$$ed-off people posted here. RHINOX: *looks over* Slag... he's overloaded again...

Does this Minicon make my butt look big? (a phrase coined by a friend of mine. You know who you are. ;-) )

KID: Ummm... I think binary-bonding is supposed to work the other way...

DESZARAS: All your base are belong to us. We will set you up the bomb. KID: What you say?!

SCRAPPER: I knew it was a bad idea to test our new enlargeing ray on an Autobot...

Tired of always being voted "Character you most want to lobotomize with a runaway arc-welder" in the Trannies, Wheelie gets a couple of his friends, some paintball guns, and a list of the people who voted him for such and decides to have

Op: Is it just me, or does my arm look a little to long for my body?

MEGS: Brain? That thing that was in here? Threw that out years ago!

RAVAGE: I told you calling Metroplex a sissy was a bad idea.

COMPUTRON:(as Loony Tunes abomnable snowman) And I will hug him, and stroke him, and feed him, and name him George.

COMPUTRON: Hey guys! Look what I got on ebay!

Look out below!

(Just then the femmes come out of the building) FEMMES: *laugh* BRAWN & WINDCHARGER: *blush* (put coats back on.)

MONSTER: (dragging the unconsious and pie-covered Kakuryu out of a building) I told you this is *NOT* Botcon! It's the "Three Stooges Fans' Convention"! That'll tech you to get involved in a pie fight with 1000

KAKURYU: (in a sing-song voice) Rub-a-dub-dub, I'm a robot in the tub...

HELLBAT: (whispering) There's some really weird creatures out there starin at us! What should we do? LEOZAK: I don't know. Maybe if we just sit here they'll get bored and go away.

SPIKE: No matter what they tell you, Prime, it *is* the size of your gun that counts! =)

RATTRAP: Hey, Optimus! Wadda ya say ta pterodactl hot wings for dinner tonight? PRIMAL: Sounds good to me!

When the Destrons get really bored, they play telephone. HELLBAT: *whisper whisper* LEOZAK: Ok, the message is "Dusters cool all Seibertron's rinks." 1ST DESTRON IN LINE: Actually, it was "Destrons rule and Cybertrons s

RACHET: Like my new flashlight? I got it at Disney World! See the micky face on it?

Alot of things were weird in the '80s. Example: As this photo shows some kid, who had dressed up as a character from a popular cartoon show for Halloween, suddenly decied that they wanted to go for a swim and left their costume hanging on a tree

KID(out of shot): Just a sec, Mom! I gotta get my Bumblebee kite outta this tree! =)

Bumblebee suddenly decided to go swimming and left his cloths hanging on a convienient tre branch. =)

KICKBACK: And so I says to the guy, that's no Sharkticon, that's my wife, wife!

So *YOU'RE* the one who designed Rachet and Ironhide's toys!

IRONHIDE: Hey, Rach. I can't find the head on my toy. RACHET: Our toys don't have heads, just those little stickers. Face it Ironhide, you and me, we were totally gyped.

HOUND: Uh-oh, his battery must be dead. *pulls out a set of jumper cables* Better give him a jump start*puases, confused*... wonder where you attatch these on a human?

Why won't they put G1 back on the air? Why?! WHY?!?!?! *sob-sob*

Get your Autograph book ready! I think I just saw Godzilla over there!

Poster hung up in the Autobot training academy: Don't over-energize and drive.

Dr. Seuss meets the Transfromers..."Bumblebee in a tree and some 'Cons on the lawn..."

Rattrap: OK, bossmokey, I'll explain it again. On the shuttle after all the 'Bots got trashed, ol' Megs said about going to destroy Autobot City. Then Ironhide said "Noooo!"And then Megs said "Such her

Nature show host: Here's a rare sight! The mating dance of wild jet fighters!

GALVATRON: I would like to propose a toast...on accounta I heard somehwere that Ramjet likes it. :)

Due to the apparent death of Starscream, and needing another excuse to blast someone, each week Galvatron selected one of his soldiers to be the designated groveler. This week, it's Cyclonus's turn.

CYCLONUS: thinks~ Oh crap...~ Pleas

Skullcruncher: Hey, guys! Look what I got on E-bay! And in C-9 condition too! *cruch* Uhhhh...make that C-6 condition.

Screamer: Look everybody! I just ran Cyclonus's underwear up the flagpole! *laughs*

Other Decepticons: (all stare at Starscream with "uh-oh" looks on their faces)

Screamer: (slowly stops laughing as he realizes that no one

Op: OK, everyone! Grab some art supplies and get busy! We've gotta finish this cell ourselves since the animator is home sick!

Heavy Load: Hey Optimus, I just heard that they're finally gonna put some femmes on our show!

What Transformers might have been if it had come out in the 60's

Let's play horsie!

Coming soon to a theater near you, Transformers: The Revenge!: Spike's back, and he's ticked!

Spike: *NOW* call me a pipsqueak! >:D