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(Theme from The Bodyguard plays) ...and IIIIIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLL ALWAYS LOVE YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

You've got the TOUCH! You've got the POWER! YEAH!

Prime: Spike were you, you know mastrubating?
Spike: What?!? No, I don't masturbate what are you talking about?
BB: You, know if it makes you unconfortable we could just call it Spike's happy time.

Starscream: So, what are we going to do tonight Megatron?
Megatron: The same thing we do every night, Starscream...TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Does my face FRIGHTEN YOU children?

Kickback: What's up Bombshell?
Bombshell: I read somewhere that Coca Cola can dissolve the head off a nail and I didn't believe it so I drank some and now it's dissolving my inisides! ARRRAGGGHH!

Prime: Autobots! Pull my finger or feel my wrath!
Mirage: I think that were going to feel his wrath no matter what choice we make.
Prowl: Yeah he's always like this after too much energon chili.

Ironhide: Guys are you sure we brought back the real Prime, or is this still that clone Megatron made of him?
Mirage: I'm not asking him, Prowl?
Prowl: As tactical officer I suggest we make a hasty retreat.

Optimus: Who are you again? And why are you smiling at me?
BT: You'll find out soon enough big bot.

Arcee: This will teach you to vomit on my upholstery!
Hot Rod: Eww gross!

Op: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

BB: Sweet it's the keychain version of me! Now I don't have to lose my keys anymore and I can finally transform again!
Grimlock: Since when you become Action Master?

Guy in purple: Oh S#@t! I waited all this time to see Stan Bush and I forgot my wallet!

Now where are those pics of Mikela from the new movie at?

You’d Hide Too If It Happened To You (Sung By BB To The Tune Of "You’d Cry Too If It Happened To You") - [Note: I’m sure everyone knows, but for those that live under rocks, or just don't know BB doesn't talk, but uses songs to &

Wild Bumblebee Attacks!
A. Fight?
B. Run Away?
C. Throw Pokéball?
D. Use Item?

Sgt: *Professor Frink Voice* Horrible, bad, nasty things with teeth and, and claws, and, the glaven! Oh, egad!

Mikela: let go of my hand and find me that robot friend of your they call Hot Rod!
Spike: Gulp!

Optimus points to where he's going to hit his home run, but a human fan tells another that sadly Prime is pointing foul.

Megatron: In the future Starscream I'll be a T-Rex and I'll run around like this going, "Rarh-Rarh! Terrorize! Yes!"
SS: "Oh dear Primus, I'm glad that I'll be dead then I wouldn't want to see that."
Megatron

No Wheeljack I don't wanna be a Headmaster even if it is with Arcee! I saw what you did to dad in that Autobot Spike episode!

FART!
Brawn: Ugh! Gag - Cough, Cough! That was gross! Are you sure that you're Windcharger and not Windbreaker!
(Off Camera) Windbreaker: Hey!

Cyclonus: "I'm Bat-Man!"
Mindwipe: "What? I'm the bat…"
Galvatron: "I don't care, I'm going to blast both of you! Soundwave hold them!"
Cyclonus and Mindwipe: "Eeep!"

It's A Trap!

Devastator: Oh dear Primus no don' t use your flamethrower there! PRIMUS NO IT BURNS!

TC: Look on the bright side BB, at least it's us and not Thurst and Ramjet!
SW: Heh-Heh, that's what she said!
BB: Oye!

Wreck-Gar: For the last time, it was not a kiss.
Grimlock: Well, whatever it was, it was disgusting. If you had taken me back like I told you to, we would have been spared your little "kiss of life".

And you thought what happened to Starscream was bad!

Next on the Chocobot Action Adventure Comedy Hour… Introducing the White Chobobots!

- Commander Cody, the time has come. Execute Order 66.
- Yes, my Lord.

Wow a Ravage! I've never seen one of those fully intact before!

His days as Autobot Spike came back to haunt him as his son was born as Decepticon Daniel!

I've got big balls! She's got big balls! But, Spike's got the biggest balls of them all!

I am Unicronio, Heh-Heh… I need some TP for my bunghole! Do you have some TP for my bunghole! Heh-Heh!

Unicron: Well, now it's official, Pluto really isn't a planet any more. (Sploosh!)

Galvatron: Every take a crap so big that your pants fit better? I hope that happens to me tonight, because these babies sure are snug.

Introducing Cybertron Galvatron…Literally!

Flint: Damn, now I've got to raise her all over again! I'm too old for this S**t!

See we told you that the new Michael Bay Transformers movie could be compared to the American version of Godzilla, but NNNNNNOOOOOOOO you would't listen.

$300 for the Alpha Trion PVC and this is what it looks like?!? I knew I should've gotten the Starscream's Ghost one instead.

Arcee to Starscream: Hey Is That Helmet Lube!?!? Mind If I Borrow Some!?

We Are The Five Amigos! Hey, Hey, Hey!

Galavtron: Damn that Starscream! Even dead he still continues to plague me. After Bruitcus blew up I never should have let him fix Menasor.

BOOGAH - BOOGAH!

Teletran-1: Bumblebee what are you doing?
BB: The hate plague is spreading again, I have to shut you down.
T1: You know that I can’t let you do that BB… [Digitizer gun shoots BB in the back sending him into the computer world…]
BB: Where am I?
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Prime: It’s a good thing that gas costs so much now that we can just sit here on top of Trailbreaker and he can’t afford to refuel himself.
Megatron: Yup.
Trailbreaker: Aw hexagonal nuts!

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[Homestar Runner fans will get it ;-)]

Dude, where’s my car?

Galvatron: …And once I crush you, you misserable fleshling you’ll have to live a tourtured existance inside Arcee’s head for eternity Bwah-ha-ha!
Daniel: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Soundwave: Soundwave Superior - Combaticons Inferior!