The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by MEGATRON
Press 1 NYPD, 2 for medicare, 3 for Autobots...
If on a Decepticon train you happen to stumble, hold tight humans cos the driver's called Rumble.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
don't leave me i love you!!!!!!!!!!waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
opps,i didn't do anything.
Prime must be killed
wit these masks will disquse areself has pokemon and be populr and take ovet the world
starscream: um... sure pokemon died out along time ago megatron: shut up my plans is goof and its the best
yes, i want a giant claw on my head.
Megatron: "Soundwave for the love of cybertron. Take Ravage for a walk."
"..and after about three energon beers. She really started to losen up. That's went I said hey, Cyclonus can transform into a starship. Wana ride. ...."
Singing: "Everybody is at the YMCA. YMCA."
Okay, he's dead. I'll check his pockets for lose change.
Transformer gay porn.
Autobot group therapy.
Okay Quickwind. Now turn your head and cough.
Megatron, the cross dressing college years.
Yhaaa! We just popped this homey Westside!.
Galvatron: So then I said...
Soundwave: Yes...
If you could know what I was thinking about, hahahaha!
{laughing with a dirty smile on his face}
I told you so skywarp became cyclonus!! Jackass
ravage:give me your damn money no!!!!!!!!!!!
cyclonus: why!!! why!!! no!!! NO more but sex!!!!!!
optimus:Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!
Damn!!!!!!! what did you eat!
optimus:ahhhhhhh get out of my but.
do you blow
Hay Starscream why do male teansformers have long nipples.
Hay RatTrap you know that in some places you can go to jail for doing that.
Holy Mooley! I've never seen norks that big. Hee hee hee. Thank Primus for Artemis and Cyberhouse! Hee hee hee
My Fuel Pump is this long.
Whoa, No wonder Starscream limping around
HEY MACARENA!
Does my bum look big in this??
If you must know Megatron, her t!ts are about, oh "this" big.
Really?? Wow!
Dammit, I should never have let you go to Tracks' place.
SS: Trust me Megs, you'll like this!
Hot Rod, Daniel, I have to tell you. I'm really a guy.
Hot Rod : Damn! NO!"
Daniel: I'm in a worse position then you Hot Rod... No Arcee, Don't! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Slag, No! The recoil will be too muc.....ACK!!! I told you.
Slag "MHmmmMHMMHNMM" (Translation, My mouth is stuck closed)
Um, Fire Convoy?
Shut Up, I'm still messed up after living with that Elita-1 Bitch!
See I told you Tracks' "Special Game" wasnt very pleasent!
Hasta La Vista, baby!
No not the Plasma Cannon, I want the Pink Fluffy Hand Cuffs!
Come on Soundwave, Tracks is throwing a huge party and we're on the A-List!
You bitches! No ONE sits in my seat!
Dude, that was cruel! At least warn me when you're gonna let one like that rip
Prime : Tracks is missing, does anyone know where he is?
Sparkplug : I looked in his room, I found his list of favourite gay sex shops. He'll be at one of them Prime
Arcee does WHAT in bed?
Arcees Like WHAT in bed?
Starscream I found this in Track's place. What do you think it do.. Ooooohhhhhh Yeeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Hey Spike, if I ask Chip nicely, do you think he'll join us?
Sky Warp: What do you think of my blow-up doll?
Thundercracker: Not as good as my wheelie one
Ironhide: Hee hee Chromia, me and you... hee hee...
Chromia: For the love of Primus, Ironhide it was four million years ago and it was once and you were crap!
Damn they've sold out of CyberPenthouse. With the Arcee and Artemis Pictorials
