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Chromia: I know who's not getting any tonight if that trash dosen't get taken out.

Ironhide: Ahhh honey come on DAMN!

Galvatron takes communion.

Optimus: Can you guys find out if Elita's cheating on me with Tracks.

Spike: Boy, I hope my body can handle the recoil of this big sum bitch.

Dirge: OH GOT DAMN!

Girl: I hope Spike dosen't get hurt trying to help the autobots fight the decepticons. DAMN! I hope the doofus knows he's a human.

Worker: Hello, Optimus Prime, can you dispatch some autobots to my job. Some decepticons just landed, and it looks like they're about to tear some s@#t up.

Kup: Hey, kid I'm flattered, but isn't your head supposed to be between Arcee's legs.

This'll keep those insecticons of my precious flowers.

Trans-Organic: First, I'll crack the shell. Then, I'll crack the nuts inside.

Cyclonus: Galvatron sir, what are you doing.

Galvatron: I'm doing my squats to warm-up. I've been watching a human broadcast called Dragonball Z, and the guy named Goku dose it before every battle, and it seems to work for him.

Dragstrip: WHOOHOO! SKIING IS BITCHIN'!

Who needs Galvatron, and those other geeky decepticons. I'll create an army of sandicons, and take over the universe myself.

I better get this over to Captain D's so they'll know what real seafood looks like.

Alien(thinking to himself): Boy I wish I could shrink myself down to his size... then I'll really give him a good work over.

Jazz(thinking to himself): What the hell is he volunteering for...he'll only be in the way , wit his fat ass.

Rodimus(thinking to himself): GOD!! How long do I have to sit here, and listen to this dweebs gibberish?

I'm not Zorro, but I'm DAMN good with a pencil.

Megatron: Starscream, Soundwave, we must get to the doctor quickly for so Preparation-H, and rid ourselves of these accursed hemorrhoids forever!

Megatron: Starscream, when you're down like this on all fours the flesh creatures call this( doggy style ). It's some kind of position they use when they're having something called sex.

Starscream: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Tracks: Optimus, we're still going to McDonalds right?

Bruticus: Here, I had my finger up my butt hole, so tell me what oil doo doo tastes like.

I like big butts and I can not lie, you other robots might deny!

Girl you know it's true... oh oh ohhhh, I love you!

Announcer over intercom: Toys R Us is now open for business, chrismas shoppers you may come on in and start shopping.

Wheelie: I'll weld your mouth shut if you don't stop telling those old war stories, damn you can talk.

Quintesson: Do you think we standout here ?
Cyclonus: Me, no, but you, dude you've got five faces what the hell do you think .

Prime: You better have fixed me up right this time, because if you didn't I'll come back here and crush this upside down egg you call a head into a million pieces. You evil little prick.

Wingcharger: Hey, ladies checkout my new and improved unit.

Burticus: Why dosen't anyone like my cooking? Here Computron have a taste of my oil cake it truly is devine.

Brawn: I'm going to use this guy's back as my own private toilet.

Daniel: Gush he must've had another long night at Elita's house.

Skywarp: There he goes agin passing out when were in the middle of a battle.

Megatron:Now hold stil Soundwave, and don't clinch up this prostate exam will only take a minute.

OH MAN! How do I get out of this? If Optimus comes home and catches me hanging out with Elita i'm done for!

All the knowlege in the universe is in my cranium.

I told you two to leave me alone! Now look at ya.

How dare they make me wear this gruesome mask, and cover up all this sexinest?

Boy, I wish I could read this.

AH! I don't kiss other male bots.

I'm pimped out eh?

AH! Next time turn your head when your about to sneeze Tripticon.

My god i'm so old my legs gave out.

It's not a sword but, it'll have to do.

I'll set your transistors on fire.

Go ahead make my day.

Devastator: OH GOD NO!

I can't believe humans eat these.

Hey, Optimus can I go to the bathroom now please!?

For godsakes please don't shoot... I don't wanna die.