Captions by The Matrix

When grandma started playing Counter-Strike.

"OH THE HORROR!" - Shockwave

Obey the 10 Commandments, or Moses will come down and kick your ass.

JAWS!!!

Worker: Ok lets see...1-900-S...wait a second. DECEPITCONS! RUN FOR YOUR FARKIN LIVES!!!

"I'm a guy...I don't got those." - Kup

I would like to thank my mom and say to my freakin neighbor...*insert here*

This is going to be a painful one...

Uh...RUN FOR YOUR ****IN LIVES!

"Hey Billy...FREAKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!"

Tripping over a rock and knocking yourself cold. Another side effect of hunger...

Rattrap's new prototype form counterpart.

Optimus after on hours of online technical support.

What Optimus Prime looks like, after being trampled by the Dinobots.

Hotshot - "Hey, watch'cha got in there?"

Smokescreen - "Carlos' remains..."

"YOUR A BUNCH OF DAMN BULLIES!" - Optimus Primal

Reason #23 On Why To Not Get Drunk = "You'll look like this"

"Keep it down back there!" - Ironhide "He started it!" - Blaster

Rumble not knowing Halloween has already past, he remains a tree, which he turned into, by drinking a full glass of greenish, lumpy, eggnog.

Optimus Prime - "By the Matrix, I had no knowledge that a transformer can "let go" of himself, in such a humanish matter..."

After watching the entire Star Wars saga, Tracks officially became a Star Wars fan. Buying himself a Rodian look-alike mask.

"Why...you...little..."

BLAAHHH!!! WE'RE DROWNING!!!! SAVE US!!!

Bruticus - "Say Ahhh" Computron - "Nooo" *Gags*
Bruticus - "Still works!"

We are now offically............whats that term again?

WAH! Something is on me! GET IT OFF, GET...IT...OFF!!!

"Those online dating services aren't as accurate as they used to be..." - Arcee

Rachet - "EEHHH, now thats nasty..."

"The 3rd Annual Transformers Halloween Party" attendent.

*New cartoon currently being dubbed for American Television*

*Another unfortunate side affect of hunger...*

The Decepticons at Cheerleader tryouts.

Your never too old, to play with TF figures...

You see...I am a thick head.

Yet another side effect of Hunger. Eat a Snickers.

Skidz partcipates in the Run For Life foundation with other kids.

Wheeljack: Cry baby...

Computron: I have you now, ah ha.....aaaahahahahaha!!!

Surfs up dudes!

Darn, my butt is stuck in the mountain range again!

Wheeljack: "I found Mirage".