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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by The Matrix

The Matrix has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

When grandma started playing Counter-Strike.

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

"OH THE HORROR!" - Shockwave

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

Obey the 10 Commandments, or Moses will come down and kick your ass.

Starscream running toward island

JAWS!!!

Worker on phone by Decepticons

Worker: Ok lets see...1-900-S...wait a second. DECEPITCONS! RUN FOR YOUR FARKIN LIVES!!!

Blurr falls on Kup and Arcee

"I'm a guy...I don't got those." - Kup

Hardhead using a microphone

I would like to thank my mom and say to my freakin neighbor...*insert here*

The Decepticons at their finest

This is going to be a painful one...

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Uh...RUN FOR YOUR ****IN LIVES!

An angry Fred

"Hey Billy...FREAKIN DIE!!!!!!!!!!"

Optimus laying down on the job

Tripping over a rock and knocking yourself cold. Another side effect of hunger...

Rattrap and a mouse

Rattrap's new prototype form counterpart.

Optimus laying down on the ground

Optimus after on hours of online technical support.

Optimus laying down on the ground

What Optimus Prime looks like, after being trampled by the Dinobots.

Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen

Hotshot - "Hey, watch'cha got in there?"

Smokescreen - "Carlos' remains..."

The Maximals Wrestle

"YOUR A BUNCH OF DAMN BULLIES!" - Optimus Primal

Cheetor makes a weird face

Reason #23 On Why To Not Get Drunk = "You'll look like this"

Blaster wrestles w/ Ravage in Ironhide

"Keep it down back there!" - Ironhide "He started it!" - Blaster

Rumble as a tree

Rumble not knowing Halloween has already past, he remains a tree, which he turned into, by drinking a full glass of greenish, lumpy, eggnog.

Megatron with his "super weapon"

Optimus Prime - "By the Matrix, I had no knowledge that a transformer can "let go" of himself, in such a humanish matter..."

Tracks with a mask on

After watching the entire Star Wars saga, Tracks officially became a Star Wars fan. Buying himself a Rodian look-alike mask.

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

"Why...you...little..."

Kakuryu takes a bath!

BLAAHHH!!! WE'RE DROWNING!!!! SAVE US!!!

Bruticus holding Computron and pointing his finger

Bruticus - "Say Ahhh" Computron - "Nooo" *Gags*
Bruticus - "Still works!"

Starscream & Megatron with helmets

We are now offically............whats that term again?

Hot Shot and Jolt get acquainted ...

WAH! Something is on me! GET IT OFF, GET...IT...OFF!!!

Arcee comforts Wheelie

"Those online dating services aren't as accurate as they used to be..." - Arcee

On the job with Doc Ratchet!

Rachet - "EEHHH, now thats nasty..."

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

"The 3rd Annual Transformers Halloween Party" attendent.

Deszaras with a human boy

*New cartoon currently being dubbed for American Television*

Megatron w/ Autobot symbols

*Another unfortunate side affect of hunger...*

Decepticons cheering!!!

The Decepticons at Cheerleader tryouts.

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

Your never too old, to play with TF figures...

Megatron points at his head

You see...I am a thick head.

Decepticons after a party

Yet another side effect of Hunger. Eat a Snickers.

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Skidz partcipates in the Run For Life foundation with other kids.

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

Wheeljack: Cry baby...

Computron holds Galvatron

Computron: I have you now, ah ha.....aaaahahahahaha!!!

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

Surfs up dudes!

Menasor learns to jump!

Darn, my butt is stuck in the mountain range again!

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

Wheeljack: "I found Mirage".

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