Captions by Jeremy

brwan: bumblebee what kind of car is this? BB: the same car that makes me look like a car worth peoples time

spike: hm... wounder if this works on annoying robots who are named after bugs...

trust: *sigh* megatron's wife beat me up when i tried to rape her....
demolisher: what wife?
trust: sh*t...

trust: *sigh* megatron's wife beat me up when i tried to rape her....
demolisher: what wife?
trust: ----....

megs: oh arcee my ture love im so sorry but its not fault i love evil

this is the mouse of th efutre will by then there me a new caption on here?

shockwave: oh oh im ur biggest fan guys i mean wow ur the *grimlock head shockwaves head off* grimlock ate shock wave he have no face

un,,,,, least im lucky it doesnty go n the front

hot shot: hey all the other guys get cool place for there mim cons to go andm mine goes up my ass

rachet: ouch! pointy, eww slimy, AHH! moveing, aww its only a 20 dallor bill

megatron here was infected wit the northnile virus turning him slowly to an autobot please contribute to save this robot so he can destroy us all please all 1-800-killus

brawn: kiss my ass im an autobot

sunstreaker: people megatron is attacking autobot city this is not a drill
cliffjumper: sure and while we fight u take are energon cubes

got energon

megatron: i never got what giveing head means cuz ur not even giveing somethin to my head

megatron: haha my head is soo small that ill never be a head in camand get it get it?

wheeljack: take this fembots

prime: great guys u won the football game to celebrate im takring u to robohooters ironhide: i dont wont to bather my girlfriend at work

windcharger: oh yeah look at me im so sexy

*plup*

rachet: no offence but u look kind dumb like this veiw of a truck

i souldnt have done that kahmama dump no my ass is on fire

rachet: well i guess u wanna gang prob me well here u go

hook comes from no where) hook: ahh galvatron u dont realy wanna drink out of that u see its actually a pipe that looks like a glass u know for smokeing weed
(galvatron: ohhh (keeps drinking it) ah thats good yeah

got energon?

blaster: hotrod dam it stand still this wont take long all i have to do is stick this nediel gun up your bumper hole

powerguied: powerguied autobot powerguied hes the greatest autobot didi from the plante cybertron hes about run into teletron 1 AHHH

megatron: ahhh my heart this cant be my dreams are comeing ture optimus down matrix right in my face all i need to do is fire this gone and ill be happy
starscream: hey leader guess what u won lattery
megatron: AHHHHHH my heart im dead

starscream: hey swindle i signed up to the army for this

nillsion from the simpsons comes: hey devasator catch the football
devasator: ok AHHHHHHHHHHH my grund

mwgatron: hey u dumb asses get off i only have threesoms with female decpiticons!
sideswipe: well we are decpiticons
megatron: no your not
sunstreaker: maybe not now but with a few million energon cubes someday we will

soundwave: uhhh that was some part we had i got lad lie 20 times rumble: u got luck the only one i got lad with was frenzy

C3PO: sir the odds of you not getting soud for copy right me and the trashcan are 3460 to 1
R2D2: bip bip bop bop wi wiii wi
braver: never tell me the odds

shockwave: starscream if i become a gun why dont i just transform and go inside your cockpit (shockwave thinks of cocks)
starcream: yeah go in my cockpit

mirage: there ur safe now
(cliffjumper fells mirages balls) cliffjumper: um.....nice package good look god man due me

megatron: see this here shockwave its a face now i know your the caractor of the month but that doesnt mean you can have a lightbulb for a face for go get you self a real face
shockwave: yes master

spike: shos.... be very quite im huntin desceptcions

Chromia : ironhide be a dear and stick you middle finger up my puss he ill pull tbese down so you can do it

skid-Z: ok autobots why are you running just transform and roll out

hot rod: arcee whats going on here
arcee: i wanted to know what sex was like with a humen i hate it though (drops daniel) arcee ok u hot piece of iron lets get nastie hot rod: ok! 2 min later (they have sex)

ahhhh this is distrubing

optimas: um.... good thing shes asleep now its time to get bust with her (gets a robot bonner)YES!

Kakuryu: im taken a bath and .....oh no my units a rusting to fast help help me optimas