Captions by Bruticus

"Relax, Don't do it, when ya wanna go to it, Relax, don't do it, when ya wanna . . ."
Galvatron: "Come on, Tidal Wave! Shut off Frankie Goes to Hollywood!"

Bumblebee: Let's hear the New Year's resolutions!
Grimlock: "To find fluffy bunny!"
Omega Supreme: "404 Error: Page Not Found."
Kup: "To go back and make sure Chaos is dead!"
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Starscream: "Buck Dich! Buck Dich!"
Megatron: "I've got to get his 'Rammstein' CD's away from him . . ."

"Hello Radio Shack? your Radio controlled robot malfunctioned again, yes his eyes turned blood red, and yes he is choking my best friend Starscream right now..."

Blurr: "I thought you were supposed to reciprocate!"
Kup: "Empty!"

Satan is vanquished, for we have burnt the unholy "Harry Potter" book!

Red Alert: "I can't sleep! They come out every night at three a.m. and they STEAL MY UNDERPANTS! AAAAAHHHH!"
Prime: "OK, no more coffee and South Park for you."

Superion: "Hey, Menasor! Let's play 'Scramble City!'"
Menasor: "No way, Superion. That's just way too damn kinky."
Superion: "You played last time."
Menasor: &a

Fred: "That's it! I'm not going to tolerate being called 'fat' anymore!"
Alexis: "Oh my God, Fred! You whacked off Carlos's head with an ax! Somebody call the cops!"

Bumblebee: "I've got bad news, Seaspray."
Seaspray: "What?"
Bumblebee: "I'm afraid that this is your one episode in the spotlight before you disappear forever. I'm so sorry.&qu

Hot Rod: "Kup, don't give away our energon!"
Kup: "It's not energon, lad."
Hot Rod: "Then what is it?"
Kup: "I stole one of Arcee's tampons."

Rattrap: "Damn, Rhinox, you're fat! A porker! You ate the prom! Where's your party hat?"

Mega-Octane: "Ready for me to rock your world, sir?"
Scourge: "not tonight. I've got a headache."
Mega-Octane: "A rather convenient headache, if you ask me, sir."

Ironhide beating his chest: Dang stuck oven door!! cant get my cookies out!! arghh, I must be made in China!!

Vortex: Get away from me!! I wanna be left alone!!

Spike: "Ravage, you're so small!"
Ravage: "Don't make fun of the 'Tripedicus Agent' or you'll live to regret it."

How DARE they turn me into a Spychanger? A stupid, little, weak Spychanger! I'll make them pay! I'll make them ALL pay!

Skywarp contemplates the political correctness of the situation.

Spike: "Hound, that had better be a hologram."

Galvatron: "I can't believe I stayed so long with that loser Cyclonus. You're all I need, Soundwave. You're smart--clear--consice--and a single father. What more can I ask for?"

Slag: "What have you done with Snarl? WHERE IS HE?"

"Cyclonus, I've been meaning to ask you this for a while . . . are you Thundercracker . . .or Skywarp?"

"Don't argue with me, Starscream. After all, my tech spec says I have a 9 in intelligence."

Bruticus tries to Hitler Computron (South Park reference.)

Ironhide: "Hey! You kids knock it off back there or I swear I'll pull over!"

Megatron: "OK--now, fifteen squats! Begin!"
Starscream: "I'm beginning to think that this mandatory morning workout wasn't such a great idea. What do you think, Soundwave?"
Soundwave: "Ope

Hardhead: "Bam! Let's crank it up a notch!"

Blurr suddenly realizes why Kup was chosen to become a Targetmaster.

Note to self: Starscream does not appreciate when I use my head like that . . .

Onslaught: "Vortex! Why are you crying!"
Vortex: "I just learned that my successor will be named--Ro-Tor. I thought the GoBots were extinct."

Jazz: "Aw, crap, we've been found out!"
Starscream: "Quick! I've got a couple of Pretender shells we can hide in!"

Daniel: "It's not true! You're just saying that because you're jealous!"
Kup: "I'm not jealous at all, Daniel, but Six Shot really IS a pedophile, and you can't play with him anymor

"I have had enough! I'm going to kill Gilligan so I can get off the blasted island!"

Blaster: "Heh heh . . . I'm BLASTER! Heh heh!"
Rodimus Prime: "Sorry, Blaster, it just doesn't work. Now get off of me and I'll show you why they call me RODIMUS PRIME."

Rodimus: "Is Grimlock trying to learn how to breakdance?"
Ultra Magnus: "No, actually. He's the Sugerplum Fairy in the Nutcracker this year."

Damn . . . is that really what my dub voice sounds like?

Minerva: "I don't know, Wheeljack . . . Is the proceedure right for me?"
Wheeljack: "Of course it is. We've already picked out a new name for you after you've been sexually reassigned. What do you t

Suddenly, Ironhide was struck with a horrible thought; was Ratchet the repaint of him--or was it the other way around? Either way, Ironhide decided, Ratchet would have to go.

Trakcs: "I'm not to sure about this, Raul. Raul? Raul?"

Sixshot: Stupid . . . gimmicky . . . 1987 toys! BWAAAAAAA!"

Cliffjumper: "Having fun, Brawn?"
Brawn: "Bite my shiny metal ass."

Optimus: "Spike . . . are you compensating for something?"

Metroplex (crying): "I don't know what to do, Trypticon. We were having fun. We were dancing. And then . . . squish."
Trypticon: "There, there, Metroplex. I'm sure that Spike and Carly will have another so

Mirage: "Be quiet,Cliffumper! I'm trying to keep all the oil from leaking out of you!"
Cliffjumper: "Traitor!"

Could Sunbow be any more politically incorrect?

Carly: "Why is Optimus on the ground sobbing to himself?"
Spike: "Oh, nothing, just that Ironhide erased his best file on 'the Legend of Zelda.'"

OK, Starscream, you have got a lot of explaining to do this time.

How ya doin', buddy? Us Transformers with crappy arms gotta stick together!

You think you've got it rough, Wheelie? Try having Daniel for a head.

Rumble? Not anymore. I'm Botanica's Daddy.