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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DarkDranzer

DarkDranzer has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Galvatron w/ Cybertron Headmasters

H1: AHH IT'S A PURPLE TRICERITOPS!!!

H2: Nahh!! It's a purple buffallo!!

H3: Well whatever it is this will sell heaps on EBay...GO FOR THE HEAD!!

Headmasters: YEAH!!

G: *enraged thinking* I am so sick of everyone makin' fun of m

Vortex with his hands up in the air

V: "Yeah, throw your hands up in the air!! 'Cause if you don't care, then we don't care!! Yeah!! One, two, three times two to the six, jolts in for your hits with the Limp Bizkit mix!!

*Brawl was reading "The WWE Legends"

Perceptor wields a pencil

Perceptor meets his greatest challenge...that damn Algebra question on his Senior's Exam that kept him from going to Cybertron University to become a Rocket Scientist

Ratchet stands in front of Optimus

R: Halt!! Yeah, like I forgot the time that you ran over a few innocent bystanders at Autobot City!!

OP: What!? They were Decepticons and they were the bad guys, and anyways how would you know? I thought you were dead when that happened!!

R: ...I go

Shockwave looks around a corner

Shockwave: Go Jess!! Go Jess!! KICK THE BALL AND RETURN TO THE WEDDING!!

Soundwave: O_o

Starscream: He's watching "Bend it Like Beckham" on our huge plasma screen TV...

Soundwave: Ahhh...

Galvatron drinks Energon!

Galvatron gets ready for the Decepticon's annual belching contest!!

Cassettebots fall out of Twincast

Rewind: *sniff* WAAAH!! BLASTER'S BETTER!! I MISS HIM!! C'MON GUYS LET'S GO!!
Eject: *sob* YEAH!! AT LEAST HE DIDN'T GROUND US AFTER DRINKING 10 MEASLEY ENERGON CUBES!!
Twincast: Aww I'm not that bad guys!! Gimme another chance

Daniel tells Rodimus about a dream

Danny: ...And then the dragon came and got Springer and Razorclaw and then...

Rodimus: *thinking* How the hell did I ever agree to be stuck babysitting when I could be at the Energon pub with the rest of the guys?

Dragstrip waterskis

Decepticons go on Summer break. No #57

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Hmm...me Grimlock forgot something, but don't know what...

*Meanwhile random Decepticons are pouring in and out of Metroplex while hauling various junk*

Runabout: He,he!! Hey dude!! If you were going to the medicine cabinet you're too late

Decepticons laying around

Thrust: Starscream, I'm bored, when can we go home?

SW: Yeah I've got a date with a hot chick tonight!!

SS: I'm telling you morons that until a seagull craps on us or something we shall not remove ourselves from this state!! It's

Dinobot grins ...

Dinobot you sex-ay beast!! Grrrraaaawwwwllll...

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

UM: Uh oh...I wonder who got hit by the Gamma Radiation Explosion...

A: I don't wanna know...

*Hulkatron (or Galvatron) starts bashing the walls in*

H: HULKATRON SMAAAAASH!!! GRRRR!!! HULKATRON ANGRRRYYYYY!!!!

A: Heroism is soooo overrate

Devastator is missing an arm!

Devastator: Where is Scavenger?

*Meanwhile at the pub*

Scavenger: Bill Clinton was the better president in my opinion!!

Barney Gumble: President Rosevelt was better!!

S: CLINTON!!

BG: ROSEVELT!!

S: OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT GUMBLE!!

*Barn

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee: Ultra Magnus why do you have a missile that big for?

UM: I'm gonna frag Galv's to da wall man YEAH!!!

Arcee: You're scary...

UM: Ain't I always biatch?

Arcee: Um...nooo...

*Next thing Galvatron becomes a giant ver

Cheetor looks at his reflection

Cheetor: Meeerow!! How's it goin' tiger...Purrr...

Ratrap: Oh crap...Optimus, Cheetor's been in the cat nip again!!

Welcome to Carbombya!

*Meanwhile out in the desert near Carbomya*

Octane: Oh wait, wait!! Damn I thought that was the next Decepticon base...

Trypticon: I thought I was?!

Octane: Galvatron fired you remember?

Trypticon: He did too!! I'm gonna stomp his @$$ to

Perceptor kicks the computer

P: What!? How could that dumb@$$ Grimlock get into Harvard and I didn't!? Damn computer!! You screwed up my one and only chance to get a Chemistry Degree!!

WJ: Oh pipe down there's always Yale...

P: ...I HATE YOU COMPUTER!!! *kicks it in a

Welcome to Carbombya!

Octane: Come ON Trypticon...man what the hell is WRONG with you?

Trypticon: I-I'm afraid of Camels!! What if Galvatron found out about our secret?

Octane: Oh ****...how many times have I gotta tell ya Tryp? Ol' purple gay bot Galvy couldn&

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

Bluestreak: COWABUNGA!!! YEAH HANG TEN DUDES!!! TRIPPIN' SURF MAN!!!

OP: That's the LAST time I let him watch the Cartoon Network marathon...

Brawn, Perceptor, and Bumblebee go for a ride

Teen Perceptor: ALRIGHT!!! SCHOOLS OVER!! YEAH!!! IN YOUR FACE DROP OUTS!!! I'VE GOT OVER 99.99% ON MY FINAL EXAM RESULTS!!! WHOO HOO!!! HARVARD HERE I COME!!!

Teen Brawn: Hey watch it!! Bumblebee should we tell him what REALLY happened to Harvard

Seaspray with his hands cupping his face

Bumblebee: Uhh Seaspray I wouldn't do that if I were you...

Seaspray: Yeah? Why?

Bumblebee: Picasso's gonna kick your ass to Tuesday...

Seaspray: So? Picasso's dead...

Picasso: No I'm not!!!

Bumblebee and Seaspray: EEK!!

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

SS: Hahaha...now let's go to the Orphanage!!!

SW/WJ: Um...are you SURE Megatron won't see us?

SS: Nonsense the old coger's probably sorting through old photos of the good ol' days on Cybertron...

SW: I hope you're right..

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

*The Transformer's Interpretation of Snow White*

FA: Oh well a kiss shall awaken my beloved!!

B: (VO) "Killlll meeeeeee...."

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

*After taking this vacation to the "Oversized Safari" as recommended by Starscream, Soundwave vowed to get revenge on the lil' red, blue and white mutha ****er!!*

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

*When Blades finally lost it he went to First Aid for answers*

B: *sniff* Why? Why? Did Chromia turn me down!?

FA: I don't know, maybe she still hasn't gotten over Ironhide...

B: What? She's still seeing that guy? I thought he was

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: Oh great...another victim from Cyclonus' Cooking...

A: We should REALLY ban that guy from all restraunts...

G: *weakly* Owwwww my tummy huuuuurrrrrrttttttssss....

Springer whispers something to Razorclaw

Springer: I don't know about you but I seriously HATE the new director I mean make me a KNIGHT in Danny's DREAM?

Razorclaw: Think you've got it bad? I have to be your $#%@ing steed...

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

Teenage Soundwave: *outside* Ravage, Ratbat, Rumble, Frenzy eject, Operation: Obliterate all Autobot Nerds from Cybertron High School!!

Teenage Perceptor: AIIE!! BLASTER!! GET OFF YOUR OVERSIZED GLUTENUS MAXIMUS AND HELP ME DAMN IT!!

Teenage Blaster

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

*Instead of being expelled from the Decepticons by Galvatron, Blitzwing was forced to clean out Trypticon's waste disposal unit for a month*

Blitzwing: "Note to Self: Go to Cybertron and tell Rodimus Prime that I accept his admission into the

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

Blurr: Ohnoohno!! AUFO!! Gottadestroyit!!

*outside, Blurr blasts Cosmos*

Cosmos: AIIIEE!! DAMN IT WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME??

*inside*

Kup: Nice one Blurr!! *hits him* You just blasted Cosmos again!!

Blurr: Ohno!! SorryCosmos!! Idid

Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

UM: Na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together* Na,na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together again* Nananana, na,na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together again*

Hook: What? Don't look at me like that!! It was YOUR idea in the first place!!

Constructi

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream
*Galvatron enters and is speechless of what he saw*

Cyclonus: Oh crap, Starscream I knew this was a bad idea!! Um mighty Galvatron, err hehehe...this isn't what it looks like, you believe me don't you

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: You should have seen it Arcee there was some guy with crazy purple hair and a sword come out of a Capsule Corp time capsule, Galvatron made some smartass comment about how pathetic his hair is, then he turned blond and went absolute medival on his ass

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

DB: Waah!! I want my mommy!!!

UM: Would you please show at least the SLIGHTEST bit of dignity before we die?

DB: I just crapped myself...

UM: *blinks* Eeww...

Scourge playing in the sand

*When Scourge hides Galvatron's medication on April Fools Day*
*Galvatron chokes Cyclonus Homer Simpson style!!*

Galvatron: WHY YOU LITTLE!!

Cyclonus: GAK!! GAK!! GALWATWON I TOLW YOU I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR TABWETS ARE!! GAK!! GAK!!

G

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonus: Galvatron my lord I don't know where your treasured childhood possession Mr. Bigglesworth is!! I told you I saw Scourge take him!!

Galvatron: LIAR!!

*Galvatron blasts Cyclonus*

*Mr. Bigglesworth is Galvatron's teddy bear...he

Boy dressed as Rodimus Prime

Kid's brother in Galvatron costume: Okay squirt!! Gimme your Matrix or there'll be hell to pay!!

Kid Rodimus: No way!! Get your own Galvatron!! I heard that there's a "Decepticon" Matrix in the trashbin for you!!

Kid Galvatr

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

Blaster: No!! I swear it wasn't me who superglued you to the chair!! It was uh...uh...Cyclonus!! Yeah!! Cyclonus!! You believe me doncha Kup ol' buddy?

Kup: Yeah right...and I'm the queen of Cybertron...

Blaster: Really?

Kup: No!!

Woman running in the street

*When Sunstreak*er* gets a sex change and a body change*

Sunstreak: I'll get Tracks for this!!

Megatron & Optimus get personal

Megs: If you think I'm nuts...I heard that I turn into a big purple robot who's rage can blow up planets...

OP: Umm...Okay...You're going back to the sea...I think that blow to the head really &*^$ed up your circuits...

Skid-Z runs a marathon!

Skid-Z: Huff...huff...I knew I shouldn't have had those double cheese burgers and chocolate milkshakes!! Especially before a Fun-Run...Argh the stuff Prime forces me to do...

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

*When fusion goes bad*

Top: Um...Taa dah?

Galvatron *off screen*: GRRR!! RIGHT THAT'S IT I AM NOW POSING A DBZ-GT BAN ON ALL DECEPTICONS!! AND IF YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN TALK TO YOUR BUDDIES OVER THERE!!

*Decepticons got ready

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

*When fusion goes bad*

Top: Um...Taa dah?

Galvatron *off screen*: GRRR!! RIGHT THAT'S IT I AM NOW BANNING A DBZ-GT BAN ON ALL DECEPTICONS!! AND IF YOU GUYS HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN TALK TO YOUR BUDDIES OVER THERE!!

*Decepticons got read

Wheelie points gun at Kup

Kup: Man this is tough...hey did I ever tell you guys about the time I--*

Wheelie: RIGHT KUP IF I HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE %^$#ED UP WAR STORIES OF YOURS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BLOW YOUR $%#%ING HEAD OFF!!

Blurr: Hewhatgives? Youdidn'tevenma

Hardhead using a microphone

Hardhead:Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta g

Cyclonus doesnt look thrilled

Cyclonus: Galvatron I'm serious!! We've been replaced by that new comical "Robots" movie!!

Cyclonus gives Starscream some back up!

*After watching Cyclonus and Starscream Galvatron remained speechless and a little green around the gills.*

Galvatron: I think I'm gonna be sick...

Starscream running toward island

Teenage Starscream: YEAH!! WHOO HOO!! LONG LIVE SUMMER!! SCHOOL'S OUT FOREVER!! WHOO HOO!! HEY BABE! SHOW US YER *censored*!!!

Security Guard looking for his walkman

Soundwave: Right kids if you don't stop fighting in there I'll show off your baby pictures!!

*more punching and incoherent noises*

Soundwave: RIGHT THAT'S IT!!

*Picture of young Rumble on the toilet*

3 year old Rumble: I'm

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