Captions by Dclone Soundwave

Spike, I didn't mean to! Please, just give me another chance!

Sorry Hound, I just don't think it would work out....

I tapped into Teletraan's radar & radio system! You wouldn't believ the things the girls talk about!

What are you doing here here Rodimus!??!

Just....looking at you........

.................okaaaaaay.................

Are they gone yet?

Who?

......The Dinobots...............

The things a bot has to do these days just to make a little energon......................

Urrrgggghhhh....ahhhhhhhh.....unh...Destiny.....you cannot destroy.....my..........DESTINY!!! Ah, there it goes..........

Now what am I forgetting???? ...........Aww crap, I forgot to turn off the Plasma Energy Chamber.........

Look ma, I'm Optimus Primal!!!!

Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that bean & cheese burrito............

Thanks you, come again! I'll see you in Hell! *waves bye-bye*

"And 1, and 2, and shake that bod, shake it!"

"This is no fun for me!"

To crush, or not to crush. That is the question. Aw hell, I choose crush!

Oh this'll be great, I jsut hafta get these bare-bottomed matenence bots & photoshop Chromia's, Elita-1's, Moonracer's, & Firestar's heads on them for Ironhide, Prime, Powerglide & Inferno. Boy will they be surprised..

Where did this come from?!?!? Megatron.....the toilet is in the Nemsis for Primus' sakes! Oh I get it, it's because you hate me.......

To just stumble across a John Doe all the way out here is astounding! I wonder what type of equipment he carries on him..........

-Carlos "Prime, let us help!"

-Prime "I'm sorry it's too dangerous."

-Rad "We're going in anyway!"

-Prime "Then I'll have to stop you, no matter the cost.."

--You ever see a line this long to get into a night club?

--Nope, but I did see a bunch of people waiting to see this movie about people that were waiting in line to see a movie about people waiting in line.

--What?

--.........Wanna dance?

--.

Spike-"I'd recommend adjusting your blouse. I can see a little outta the corner of my eye ya know........"

"Shut up, I'm tryin' to be sexy here!"

Dammit! Even my G1 toy has more articulation than this. Just wait till I find out who' responsible for this, I'M GONNA KICK 'EM IN THE ASS! "Til all are one", yeah right. Til they're all one with the pavement!

Kickback:"What's wrong with you?"

Bombshell:"My stomach hurts, but I don't even have a real mouth to put the food in. I'm so confused!"

Yes!! I finally get to die because I know everyone hates me!!! Come on you b@$**rd, bring it on!!!

Oooh aaah aahh, look at me, I'm the next Optimus Primal even though he was destroyed in BM!! Oh Sh*t!! My spark was transported to an AU!! Great, I get to be stuck in the body of ne of the worst Primes!!

Help! I've fallen & I can't get up!

Megatron-Oh crap, I must've slipped into the G1 universe, where articulation is a thing of the future!

Prime-It's not so bad, we have way more episodes than your stupid Armada, but you'll probably get turned into Galvatron again.

Mega

Prime-"Remember, always stay away from dangerous battles & explosions"

Carlos-"Now I know!"

Prime-"And knowing is half the battle!"

Galvatron-"I'm probably gonna feel worse about this later knowing he's not awake."

(Dragstrip starts to stir)

Galvatron-"Oh crap, I've gotta act fast!"

Hmmm, the little boy, or the little girl?

Don't take them, take me instead!

Sorry, already ate some old people today, & you all taste like crap!! I'll just eat both of 'em. Better for my digestion.

"Look ma! I'm dressed like a gay robot! Ain't I cute?"

Megatron:"No! Grant me mercy Starscream, I beg of you!"
Starscream:"You who are without mercy now plead for it? How about this? NO!!!"(Kills Megatron)

"What the Hell are you doing with my ass?! It's not to be played with! Soundwave, get this guy away from me!"

Soundwave-"I've got my own problems, this guy over here wants to have his scalpel do it with me!"

"Me Grimlock want to be smart again. You Junkion fix Grimlock's brain!"

"Film at eleven!"

"Me Grimlock think you need new brain."

Inferno, you're a lousy shot. And I thought you western 'bots could shoot.

R1-"Stay still! I don't see two Decepticon cheerleaders, I see two failures who don't care!"

R2&3-(Just rub their feet & put down their heads)

(Ala Mr. Burns)
(Puts Claws Together)
Dinobot:Exellent

Please-won't somebody love Tentakill?

(Thinking to himself) What the Hell am I thinking?! A pencil doesn't stand a chance against Soundwave's advanced Cybertronian guns. I must be stupider than I look.

Daniel: I had that horrible dream again.(looks underneath sheets) Oh good, its' still there.

Prime: So the rumors are true. Rubbing a Quintesson's head does give you more than meets the eye down under

Mystery Stranger: Heres the energon. It better be worth what I paid.

Windcharger: Don't worry, you'll be satisfied.(Takes off cloak)

Mystery Stranger: That's it?! I paid for nothing! (Kills Windcharger with Fusion Cannon)
It was smal

Good Quintesson.

Quintesson:Innocent! Innocent!

I thought I told you, no more innocent or guilty!

Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it, .......

But mighty Galvatron, we've been waiting for 2 hours now!

Rumble, Frenzy, eject. Operation, pull it out.

We're not going up there!

.....Wait for it, there it goes!

Sunstreaker: Yup, I remember the dust was so thick on Beta-4 you had to use wind-shield wipers on your optic sensors

Grimlock:Me Grimlock know all about wipers, want to hear good part of story!

Swoop:Good part come! Tell Swoop good part!

Percepto

Soundwave, can you hear me?

..........

(LOUD) SOUNDWAVE CAN YOU HEAR ME!

..................

Good, he's definitley in stasis lock. (Gets up)Well, if I'm ever going to do it, nows the time.(gets on Soundwave & does it)

With these helmets Starscream, those aliens can't read our thoughts!

......What the hell happened to you?!

I just finished watching Signs , Okay?

Violating? Cybertron? That reminds me! I left Arcee waiting on the steel bed!

(thinking) Gee, I wonder since my hands are the size of a human head, how do they fit around the joysticks?

You should have left me there to die, Inferno.

What kind of talk is that?! I saved you because you're my best friend!(Low whisper) Now don't forget our little deal, tonight, 9 o' clock, my quarters, got it?

Yes, but no funny bussiness

Spike:What's the matter Prime, why are you crying?

Prime:*Sniffs* Look at this picture, I'm going to be a metal monkey in 300 years!

Frenzy:No Megatron, its' not what it looks like! I just wanted to know what an Autobot's chest felt like.

Prime:Damn Alpha Trion, you actually used carry two of those? How did you walk or do... you know....bussiness?