Captions by Dynamus Prime

FYUUUU-JON! HA!!

Hardhead: This one goes out to my man Cerebros! Cerebros, let me here ya scream! Cerebros: Scream this!! (flips the bird)

These pants of mine glow with an awesome power...my long glow schtick tells me to defeat you! SHINING...(gets blasted by Megatron before he can announce his overly PG-13 attack name)

Rhinox: Ugh, so much for "smooth passage." Primal: Dammit Rhinox! I told you to take more flax!

Ravage: I knew I should have taken my flax.

Optimus: Rad showed me how to play this game. Starscream: I'm starting to hate this "smear the queer."

Computron: Get off of me you queer or I SWEAR I'll scream rape!!

Taking a cue from X-Brawn, that is the DUMBEST disguise I've ever seen!

Rumble: Screw the Giving Tree! I'm the Stealing Tree!

Grimlock: Now that we caught him, what we do with him? Slag: Boil him! Make Byrillium Baloney! Sludge: Deep fry! Snarl: Honey roast 'em! Tatse like peanuts! Swoop: No! Barbeque! All: YEAH!! BARBEQUE!!! BARBEQUE!!!

This is what happens when the voice actors get bored...they do scary things to their characters.

Hot Shot: Come on, just one hug? PUUHLLEEEEZZZZEEE???!!! Smokescreen: GET THE F#$K AWAY FROM ME, YA CRAZY TOURIST!!!

Rattrap: I tell ya, the things comin' outta these Pods keep gettin' weirder and weirder!

Spike: Uh, Optimus...? Prime: Shhh! Hear that? We have termites under the Ark!!!

The statue got me high, the statue got me high...

Ironhide: One of you will have to get out. Blaster: No way! Two can play!

Now how am I supposed to "cock" this thing again?

Why...is the room...spinning so fast...man, I'm wasted...

I had no idea Wheelie could unhinge his jaw like that. He must be part snake.

GIVE ME BACK MY LUNCH MONEY!!!!!

Just...one...more...*hic*

Megatron: Crap, and I almost made a touchdown!

Starscream: I said give me a HAND, not a HEAD! Optimus: Actually, considering how utterly stupid you are, I thought you could use a head.

GGGGGOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL!!

Maybe this will teach you to listen to authori-TIE!

Say hello to my little friend...um...I mean my big friend...er...oh #@^$ it DIE BITCH!!

Ratchet: You go bye-bye.

Starscream: WOOHOO! Let's do that again! Rumble: Crap, I think I'm gonna hurl. Ramjet: I can't feel my wing.

Soundwave: Man, your feet stink. Brawn: That's not my feet...

Ratchet: Fifteen dollars, little man. Put that @%*) in my hand. Optimus (think): Damn, rap sucks.

If you think Armada needs better animation, raise your hand...

Galvatron: And then Rodimus threw me out of Unicron, and I thought "oh dear, what will I do now..." Soundwave: ZZZZZ

Damn, Aeon sucks...

Deathsaurus: The rain in Spain lies mainly on the plain... Kid: When I go out I play in the street I get hit by cars I make mash potatoes I get hit by cars!!

Deathsaurus: Look! We are speaking Japanese! (Check out Superdeformers.com if you don't know where I got this)

Man...I'm a geek and even I want to beat the crap out of this kid...

They told him to get in touch with his inner child, but he didn't know he wasn't supposed to bring it out.

Skyfire: Are you sure you know what you're doing? Ratchet: Umm...no...

Wheelie: WHOA! I see you, baby!

Jolt: OOOWWWW!!! Where'd this big oafish bot's butt come from?!!

Starscream: Testing, 1, 2, 3...Welcome to McDonald's...
Megatron: Hey! I think they broke mine!

Now kiss and make up!

Now let's put our heads together...oops!

These animators are sick, sick people...

Kinda makes you wonder what was going on in the animators' minds...

The birth of the Giant Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Hey, Ironhide! Do you remember the time I dipped you and Wheeljack in tar and stuck you to the backside of an angry robo-water-buffalo?

Three words that would have solved this long ago: See, Gee, Eye...

Those crazy tourists keep getting weirder and weirder...

Optimus: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power... Starscream: Will you cut the G Gundam act already?!