Captions by Optimum Supreme

"No dog humping. That was my one requirement to Mr. Bay for appearing in this picture" "Uh yeah, about that, I don't like the way your dog's looking at the robot" "Balls!"

Yeah, I'm gon clog your stores' TF shelves. What? You wanna fight? Bring it on. We gots the numbers.

Optimus:"Quick, let's get outta here before Nobody Loves Wheelie zings us again!"

Duffman aka Optimus is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

MOM! I told you to never come in here without knocking!

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be a lot bigger than that?"
"Well, I do turn into a jeep, so I guess so"
"I wasn't talking about your height"

Robot roll call!

Little known fact: Wheelie is the Pudgy Bunny champion of Cybertron

Hey, cut it out, Slag, this is a kids' show!

Prime: Will you still respect me in the morning?

Grimlock: Me not respect you now, less talk more moan.

Some autobots celebrating inanimate carbon rod pride month

Choo choo!

Ironhide: "Prime, personal space!"

Soundwave: "I am like so drunk, Rumble, heheheheheh"

Rumble: "Me too, heheheh, hey man, I love you man, can I tell you a shecret"

Soundwave: "I love you to man, you HIC you can tell me anthing"

Rumble: "I'm really Frenzy, we just like messing wit

"Tripticon? More like Ripoff Mechagodzilla Con"

"Grandpa, you're an idiot"

The true inspiration for the AC/DC song "Big Gun"

When I said "bite me" I didn't mean literally!

No means no, Onslaught, I don't like you that way!

I had a dream that they made a movie about us, full of explosions and Shia LeBoef.

The Max Headroom reboot is even worse than the new Ghostbusters.

I dreamed that I became Arcee's head!

Yeah it's big, but is it articulated?

I hope Ratbat will go to the prom with me!

Cheetor welcomes all fans to his twitter feed. Scales, feathers, or fur...

Domestic violence isn't limited to humans.

"Wait, to convert I have to do what to my smoke stacks?" And thus the short stacks came to be

I heard they were bringing back Battlebots, but I didn't expect this!

This one's pretty hard to find, we should put it up on ebay.

Coming to a theater near you in Summer 2020, Jurassic Park v Transformers Dawn of CGIarama

In the year one million and a half,
transformerkind is enslaved by giraffe

See? Right here on his neck. That's where I'd bite him if I was a vampire. But I'm not. Because vampires aren't real. Unlike my cyborg hand. Why did I even bring up vampires in the first place?

Why Predacons give me Grimlock lice?

Wheelie say you die today

Starscream goes for a shvitz. What, you didn't know there were Jewish transformers? Oy vey!

Little known fact, the Decepticons once enslaved ancient Vulcan.

Someone just told Daniel that Megatron killed Santa Claus.

Seaspray just cannot believe the gossip Bumblebee told him.

These custom figure courses are getting out of hand.

Sideburn:"When does it start singing?"

Sunstreaker wows the other Autobots with his Chris Jericho impression.

Who you gonna call? CONBUSTERS!

I can't get this mask on thanks to these weird things that stick up out of my shoulders!

Side Burn and X-Brawn "experimented" in college. They prefer not to speak of it.

At last, the true reason for the war on Cybertron is revealed, Optimus Prime opposes gay robot marriage.

Uh, Wheelie? That's NOT my belly button.

I didn't tell you to stop.

Please daddy, can we go to the toy store? I'll be good I promise! Oh PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!

Cybertronians react to Michael Bay's Transformers movies.

Cartoon Network?!? What happened to the Hub!?

I may not have elbows but at least my shoulders are connected properly.

And that's how Grimlock converted and became radicalized.