Captions by Unicron

"Cybertron and all its moons belong to me."

Ahhh, after all this botcon trouble, it's good to relax a minute and have a nice look on two milky moons

SAI...........

[thrust]it was weeljack who shoot me [weeljack]how do i know that starscream did it and not me . [starscream] ug-oh [?] get him!!! [starsceam] then next time don't steel my twinky [thrust] sorry

And this will be the part when Scrapper apoligizes to Hook and make up...

Shockwave: *fart*
Starscream: *fart*
Megatron: At least I'm not doing it. *fart*

BANG! BANG! F**K! F**K!

This is not what i mean by getting ahead of life

I'm gonna win the swimsuit competition for sure!

Wheeljack: so Arcee did broke up with you

I swear, there was a giant meatball this big

Megatron: I'm a good guy, Prime. So back off!

I'm too young to be Rodimus Prime! Oh well.

Ratchet: (thinking) why do i have to be the one who does everything that's gay?

Mommy! Mommy! Those mean bullies took my energon cubes!

Jolt! What are you doing? Stop being gay! Get off of me!

Megatron: Why do i always get picked as quarterback in football?

Bruticus: c'mon! Pull my finger!

Star Wars auditions, here i come!

Megatron: Anyone got a pooper scopper? My weapon made a turn

Rumble: Transform!... What?! I'm a tree!

Ironhide: Could you wrestle somewhere else besides in my ass?

uhh, wait. 1+1=...duh....

F#$@ing + wrestling =
GWW, Gay World Wrestling

HotShot: Don't make me shove my fist up your ass!

Spike: I'm telling you, he's drunk!
Carly: No! He's just kissing the floor

Hi there. I'm a mouse. What about you?

Rinox: *grumble* Every time he comes back here, he comes back drunk!

Sleepy Hollow has invaded the base!

oh boy! It's george! I will hug him and squeeze him and pet and hug him...

Oh boy! Fresh Galvatron for lunch!

Fellow Decepticons, find my brain or else! It's the size of a walnut

Selfdestruct sequence activated!

Bumblebee: Suffer my wrath! *fart*
Spike: NOO!!!! Not the fart! Oh godamnit... (passes out)

RAD: It's the dreaded Apocolypse! CARLOS: RRRUUUNNNN!!!!!!

Grimlock: Me, Grimlock, hungry! Swoop: Me, Swoop, see food!

Megatron: Damnit! How did my shoelaces get untied!? Shockwave: Rumble, eject. Operation, tie his shoes.

Red Alert: What the hell are you two doing over there?!

Ok CUT, Somebody get Jar-Jar-Binks of the set.

OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO *THERE*!!!

What was this kid smoking when he decided to dress up as Rodimus Prime for Halloween?

Destroy the Matrix

wheeljack:see told ya i could take a leek without using my hands ....quick your missin it!!

Rachet:for the last time dont eat my fµ©king pie!!!!!

megatron off sreen:oops!!!!(hehehehehe)

bot: how much was butt sex again.

optimus: im not gay ok!!!!!!!!!

my balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grimlock: must find bin laden!!!!!!

I hate sushi!!!!!!!