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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by DeltaOmega

DeltaOmega has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Carly, Spike and Blaster at a concert

Spike: Have you seen this week's before Carley girl?

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

Me Grimlock. Which way did he go George... Which way did he go?

Decepticons laying around

Who knew Decepticons are into sun tanning...

Perceptor kicks the computer

"Macintosh's suck"! says Perceptor. As he politely gives the computer a lesson.

Rumble holds onto Perceptor's head

piggy back ride! Weeee....

Welcome to Carbombya!

was here

Longrack sprawls out in living quarters

Meanwhile in the Zero-G training room.......

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

Ha! i told you two heads were better than one.

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

So what will it be this time? A tuck, an implant, or may be a little botox?

Blitzwing gets covered in green slime!

Thats the last time i clean Unicron's nose!

Blurr reads something on his computer monitor

"Unidentified" my Ass....

Giant holds Ultra Magnus and Divebomb in his hands

Screw Gi-Joe. I gots me some Transformers now!

Blaster tries to tell Kup something

yo, I know you just didn't talk about my mama dat way.

Woman running in the street

Look! There's the Boy Wonder in Drag!!

Quintessons in transport vehicle

you can hear "I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta girls
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$" comming from the radio.

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

I am a cobra Spy

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Go, Go, Go-cart

Optimus Primal gets a ride!

O' Baby!

Monsters from Daniel Witwicky's nightmares!

one, "We are scary, scary."
two, "ya, scary"

Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm.

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

Aaaaah! No more before Carly Girls.....

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Optimus: Second star to the right, then straight on till morning.

Optimus riding on Slingshot

optimus: Look at me! I'm a Barn Stormer!

Optimus riding on Slingshot

Thats the way. ugh huh, ugh huh I like it.

Bombshell holding his head

Awwww! Energon Brain Freeze!!

Bombshell holding his head

Ahhh! What a wounderful day.

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Ultra magnus: Am I missing something here?

Arcee: Duhhh!

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

You put your right arm in, you take your riaht arm out, you put your right arm in and shake it all about......

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

A hudge crowed gathers outside the NBC studio to say farewell to the ending of Friends.

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

One word:

suspenders

Jazz and Perceptor carrying Cosmos

Are you sure this is how the humans do it?

Scourge (w/ hand against head) and Mega-Octane

Smeg!

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

Hold me.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

He's got the holy hand granade!

Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!

Bubble Bubble Toil and Trouble!

Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake:
eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
for a

Bomb-Burst making a weird face

A face only a mother could love. NOT!

Transformers celebrate the New Year

Wasted!

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

She talked about me!?

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

Alph: For me! You shouldn't have.
Prime: But, but.....

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Mmmmmm! Donuts......

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

One day, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, one boy on his own in a small facility on Cybertron suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all

Springer whispers something to Razorclaw

It's ok I like it that way.

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

Fast as fast can be. You can't catch me.

Soundwave runs away from Nitro

here kitty, kitty, kitty!

Galvatron squats in front of Cyclonus and Soundwave

Galvatron Shows Yoga to his fellow Decepticons. And brings them into a new era. of inlightenment.

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee! How many times do I have to tell you. Decepticons are not made for Fembots.

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Orgy!

Kremzeek with some white foam

Mmmm! Tribbles.

Scourge playing in the sand

I have destroyed it. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
(sand castles. For those who want to play in the real world.)

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