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Hopkins: You know, Mark, even though this is a Michael Bay movie, you can see I put heart into my character. When you act, you must never act like you are acting.

Cade: Wait, we're acting?

Hopkins: ...touché.

And Hasbro has trademarked a new name for a Transformer. "Mr. Potato Tread".

"Don't like my luscious lips? Fine. It's not easy being sexy."

Only true men wear tank treads as a jacket.

Gimme a cookie, THEN I'll jump out of the way of the principal's office.

Cocoa. I need... COCOA...

Another failed Area 51 test.

A penis-oriented caption contest? William-James is gonna love this one.

(Optimus posing for all those Spike fans.)

Optimus: "Calm down, it was a dare."

Time for Combiner Warrrrr...drobe-malfunctions.

Is it Perceptor's turn to babysit?

Hot Shot: Smokescreen, have you ever wondered what a punch to the back of the head feels like?

"I, like, big, butts and I cannot lie..."

Starscream: Boom! I am your leader now! Nyahahahahaha!

You know guys, I think Sparkplug's hair is a bit too greasy. Find me another guinea pig.

See? Even security guards like MP-13.

You actually CAN save 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico? YEYA!!!

When Galvatron teaches yoga.

ANYTHING FOR THAT NEW POPCORN!!!!

This is Felzbug's relative.

Thrust: Uh Starscream, I think Megatron is coming... Starscream: ...don't just stand there! Play dead! *plop*
Ravage: You guys are idiots.
Soundwave: I feel so dumb. I shouldn't have messed with Megatron's burritos. He's gonna be very mad indeed.

All that time of me playing "Draw a Stickman Epic 2" has preparation for this very moment.

This is what the average 40-year-old Transformers collector does to their toys.

When Decepticons need their diapers changed.

Sittin on that toilet, I'm sittin on the toilet, sittin on the toilet, and flush.

Bombshell has been friend-zoned.

Hasbro's quality was so low that they stopped putting arms on Combiner Wars figures.

Bumblebee got confused. #1, he thought he was a cheerleader, and #2, he thought cheerleaders twerked at the football players.

First Aid: Come on guys! I only turn into an ambulance, I'm not a surgeon!

Sparkplug: I volunteer to be the next person to be blown up by Jazz!

Spike: Man Carly, the Newsboys just don't seem as good as they used to be.

Mmm chicks are gonna love deez.

Megatron: Make it a "super sized" super weapon ya know what I'm sayin?

Wreck-Gar: I got one question for ya *picks Sari up* WHAT ARE THOSE!

Spike: You're God damn right.

This is where they got the inspiration for Scream.

That moment when you are about to take a bite and you have to sneeze.

Optimus: So, Donald Trump DOESN'T wear a toupee?

Omega: Um, am I gonna have a background? Director: ehhh I don't know, I'm a bit lazy right now... Omega: JUST... DO IT!!!

This is one of the deleted scenes from Facing the Giants.

Time to go all nitro on yo ass!

Optimus Prime: Now listen here punk, if you take my chocolate chip cookies, you are losing a damn hand, got it?

Ahh my insides!!!

The next Hitler.

Sparkplug: ARE YOU WATCHING PORN??? Spike: No Dad! It's a science video!

Bombshell is experiencing his mid-life crisis.

♪This is a song about a cat, humping a spike...♪

I am Napoleon Bonaparte!

♪This is a song about me, my Hound, and my car.♪