Captions by Galvatron

DO NOT ENTER?... at least there is a button on the right to open the door.

DRIVER:"Odolay amigo! Check out my hydrolics esay!! ARRRIBA ARRRIBA!!! I can bounce! Aye corumba holmes! Let's go watch a movie!"

SOUNDWAVE: "This is one of the dumbest episodes I have ever been in! Where is my loyar?"

"Alright! Who wants to sumo wrestle?!"

--SMACK!--SMACK!-- CYCLONUS & SOUNDWAVE:"Ouch!"

GALVATRON:"Come on Mexicon Energon... eject! I must me constipated! Where is my eject button!?"

I can't even afford my energon pop with these gas prices. But one day when I control the universe there won't be a gas price!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

yes sir..they say they want the person responsible for beast machines brought forth.

all right megatron ive gotten you the Spice channel now put my kitten down.

MEGATRON: Does this key lock your cassette door?
SOUNDWAVE: Yes Megatron.
MEGATRON: Excellent! Let's lock your door so that annoying Rumble can't get out!
SOUNDWAVE: As you command Megatron.

KUP- I found this in Arcee's dresser!!! It runs off energon no batteries needed! ha-ha-ha!!!

got milk?

OPTIMUS PRIME (thinking to self)..."So, the first Autobot leader is now making cameo appearances on The Family Guy cartoon. At least it's better than a cameo on Armada!"

KUP-"Darth Vader...Eat your heart out!"

SHOCKWAVE: "Bah-weep-granna-weep-niddi-bon--my ass! These ass-clowns don't understand the universal greating.

Damn it Ratchet!! Oil works better! Don't you know anything!

Electro-sperm sure are fast. Just remember to bail off when we reach the plasma egg!!!

Me still want to be friend Metroplex. Just not way you want.

"I should know better than to ---- off Omega-Supreme"

This is why Bluestreak's contract was discontinued after the movie. He imbarassed everyone so much that they even re-named his toy to Silverstreak.

STARSCREAM- Those damn Dudley boys can put anybody through a table!

I hope you ain't getting me drunk again Cyclonus. Just so you can take me back to that stupid web planet again.

Wheelie say- boobs feel firm today

Good god Astrotrain!! Draining out your waste depository on this retchid planet was a good but stinky idea! Is that a lubricated condom in their?! oh gross!! At least the flesh creatures are already used to this robotic crap!" muuuuhhhahahahah

KUP- This reminds me of a time on Cybertron... But this time Blurr isn't unplugged."

"Help me Bumblebee! My mouth guard fell off!"

"Gee Spike... I wonder what it transforms into. I hope she's triple x like it says on the can!"

DEVASTATOR: Slow down.. yeah that's it... ooh yeah... here we go now...ooohhh yeah

SOUNDWAVE: I finally got him potty-trained. Now he don't do that before he ejects. My insides were getting all rusty.

RUMBLE: You ejected me too hard Soundwave! SOUNDWAVE: I don't like the songs you recorded. RUMBLE: But it's the new Armada theme song!!

Cool toys but I can't get them to stand up when I combine them to Devastator. And why is my toy Devastator about the same height as my toy Blaster?

That is why I am leader. Because I am the smartest. Now I say lets pretend we are dead so the Autobots will forget about us. Then we come back for domination and they will think we are all ghosts and we can pretend to be ghosts and play games with the aut

MEGATRON & STARSCREAM: Wow Soundwave!! I'm going to puke!! SOUNDWAVE: I need a litter box for Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, and Ratbat. Eject..Eject..Crap please Eject out of my butt!!!

Damn "Battery Acid" indigestion!!! I gotta take a crap or my tailpipe is going to explode!!!

IRONHIDE; Now it's your turn to put your Ratchet into my Ironhide!!

Ironhide: When this van's a rockin' don't come a-knockin!!

Skywarp: Good shot Soundwave! It's about time you stood up for yourself and took down Megatron!!!

Windcharger: WTF are you doing Brawn?

Brawn: -Grunts- Sorry! I couldn't hold it back to Autobot City! -GRUNT- Ah..

Soundwave: OMFG EWW.

Sideswipe: Sunstreaker! Hold em while I get his pants down!

Sunstreaker: Gotcha!

Megatron: Get off me you Homobots!

Wheelie: Your no fun! Look at gun!

Kup: You better shut the f$*k up with that Eminem-wannabe rap sh*t..

Blur: Needspeedneedspeedneedspeed!

Girl: TRANS-FORM! TRAANS-FORM! -struggles-

Old Lady: Oh shut the f#*k up..

Prime: -whipping Starscream against the rocks- Eugn! Eugn! Eugn!

Starscream: Agh! Jesus! I know our show sucks!! You need anger management classes!

Ratchet: Sorry, Prime, It's still five bucks to get through, even if you are the Autobot Leader.

Prime: I'm sooo..gonna kick your ass.

myself: WAKE UP, BITCH >O!!

Ravage: Oh shxt..oh shxt..oh..-grunt-

Soundwave: ...Man..if you watch Cybertron, and listen to the doors..eh...huh?..pass the Enerjoint.

Scream: "damn...i told you not to drink all that energon, little man..now look, you're pukin' all over my chrome.."

"Yeah..you like that don't you..ungh..Who's your Autobot! Who's your Autobot!"

Submurauder: Jeez. I never knew we looked like such idiots, man..

myself: i didn't know i could get so wasted of engergon..-hic-...ey, cyclonus... you lookin' pretty fine in that dress