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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Not Sonic

Not Sonic has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Hot Rod catches a fish

mmmm lunch...

Tracks tells Optimus Prime something

mmmmmmmm exaust pipe

Grimlock scratches his head while sitting down

me grimlock say if i find botton on back of head..i make eyes lite up!!

Ratchet gets his check-up!

CAVITY SEARCH!

Galvatron drinks Energon!

wow viagra comes in liquid form too oh yah

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bumblebee unconscious w/ Seekers

oh no they want to have there way with me... and they want to feel up on my shiny metal hiney!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel

oh my god its another micheal jackson... damn people hanging kids off of stuff

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

oh typhoon i luv u so much i just want to... oh wait people are watching... "call me" he whispers

Optimus stands behind Alpha Trion

oh ya let me in your big shiny hiney!!

Rattrap and Rhinox sit down for a moment

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh sexual hairissment!he's touching my special area... my poop chute!

Shockwave and Ramjet cower

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its the fart flame from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWE meets the Decepticons!

wat a load of crap!! i thought there was fighting here...stupid robots

Kremzeek with some white foam

so this is wat it looks like when i bleach my poopy!!!!!!!blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah doodoo caca peepee!

C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"

wooooooooo bee beep beep beo beep

Get It On!

in the words of quagmire...
awwl right!!giggety giggety giggety goo!!

Wheeljack gets ready to boogey!

l-l-l-l-lets get tubulah--oh-oh-oh-oh,yeah
*80's music*

Bluestreak on his surfboard!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheeljack next to a crying Minerva

aww man did the dog poop again!

Windcharger strips

take yer pants of!*guitar riff*

Ironhide w/ fists in air

optimus come on.. how many times do we have to tell you not to parade around in yer underwear!if your gonna fite evil..AT LEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON!!!

Powerglide holding his own head

im beside myself!

Galvatron & Soundwave hold hands

now sound hold my hand so u dont get lost

Dinobot grins ...

grr baby,very grr! im a sexy beast!

Decepticons laying around

t-to mmuch pudding..yet sooo good

Optimus Prime holds onto Starscream

gimme yer money fool!

Dinobot grins ...

*ssnnniiifffff*
w-whoa man!

Optimus having a bad day!

YER FIRED!!!

Starscream takes off his Optimus Prime costume

now im gonna take off my pants!

Slingshot wearing a car grill on his chest

wee! im wearing the lincoln memeorial!
I look like a penny!

Devastator is missing an arm!

AHHH MY MUSCLES!!!!!!

Bumblebee plays an Arcade game

bumblebee likes the taste of arcade machines

Shockwave rides Starscream

i lost mine, can i borrow yours?

Optimus in Jewish garb from Family Guy episode

i nned to get my yamaka refitted

Optimus laying down on the ground

hey, i found a nickel!

Elderly woman in backyard with flowers and gun

dammit, wheres my prune juice!

First Aid stands next to an injured Blades

AID:
I told you that you shouldn't have eaten all those dougnuts...but did you listen to me nooo, who wants to listen to dumb old First Aid..God...

BLADES:
But they were jelly filled with chocolate sprinkles, what did you expect me to do, stand

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

Arcee:i alaways thougt you were a man!

Daniel wakes up from a nightmare

OH MY GOD!!! ITS SANTA!!!

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

Arcee:Grandpa, you forgot your cane!

Galv:ehh..whats that ye say,HEY!im not lame,im,how you say it now,groovy!

Arcee:CANE!

Galv:im not plain, im old fasioned

Arcee:Forget it...

Galv:i like peanut butter too!

Slingshot and Sky Dive with no arms!

I told you that you guys should not play with powerful magnets!

Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

Quintesson's heads in 1987

-doesn't anybody ever take a bath?
-damnit! quit complaining,we may
never get to see michal jackson
in concert again
-oh god!you act like a bodypart will fall off of him,causing him
to get plastic su

Scourge playing in the sand

Oh fiddlesticks! i lost my nail polish!

Trans-Organic attacks Quintesson ship

ooo baby!

Daniel with Quintesson device on his head

Daniel:ha! ha! ha!my brain itches!

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megatron:Now to finish you funny
talking,mindless,communicator teammate,insert part y into part z,
this hould be located under the back
and between the knees.we''l show you how,when
"Decepticon Megatron Living"
returns.

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

so, you stole my mario game!

Chip Chase surfing the Internet?

Chip:Whadd'ya mean no computer!I didn't break Rodimus's window, it was Sparky!


Optimus:Right, andi am gonna save the univese from humongous planet eating meanace with horns..

*Sparky walks in with gun and bat*

Sparky:Stupid Rod,

Blast Off gets something out of a laundry truck

Blast Off:Oh God!GALVATRON!Quit leavin'yer frikin'purple thongs in here!!!

Galvatron:Sorry!

And just in time for the World Series ...

"Who forgot to feed Ravage?"

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