Captions by BeastProwl

"Dude...What if the jet...like..transforms.Into me?...waooaaah..."

All right Hasbro, you've gone and done it! I'm unplugging the Bumblebee Press! DEATH BE TO THE YELLOW SWARM!

♪WERE ALL A GREAT, BIG PART OF IT!♪

"How the hell does he fit his legs in these?"

"So now, everytime we hit a speedbump, our heads will be safe!"
"What about SEATBELTS!?" *SMASH*

Needless to say, the Autobots got the Public Service Announcements at the end of the episodes. Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

WELL DOCK, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE CAUSE OF THE HEARTBURN?
Yup, looks like a case of Casseticon Smores!
DAMN

IT IS DELICIOUS! YES! YES!

Once notorious criminal, photo here, has been caught after over 50 years! current photo here. Its hard to believe they are the same person, think of this as a before and after...
Sentinel:....Wait, I know that guy!

Chin up, bud. I'm sure you'll beback in the sequel. Right? Right?

Come on man! Dont let him push you around like that! you've made it to the third round! Now get out there and win this one for Cybertron!
"ROCKY THEME"

See? Still to long in the back! Going to go get my sheers. This needs to look perfect for Daniel's Burial!

"Yup, Spike's trapped in there pretty good. Tell Grimlock how again this happen?"

Uh, Slapper, the kids still dont like us. I think that fat one's still crying!

So, are you sure you want to adopt?

Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

After the war, all the constructicons could do was clean bugs off the windows of those in need.

Hmm...Nobody SEEMS to be watching...
*SQUISH*

"Were no strangers to love,"
"You know the rules and SO DO I!"
*FUN FACT*
In transformer concerts, they don't throw waterbottles, they blast laserfire. He ain't getting that speaker replaced anytime soon...

Pass the Oxiclean! I need a shave!

The first time Ultra Magnus banged his hammer on the ground, he got so caught up in the moment that he didnt notice poor Jazz had his leg stretched out...

Hey guys look! Hasbro's making RiD pool toys!

OK, 1. I'm the doctor
2. I Don't have a prostate!

"Okay prime. You see this space? Your LIPS, Fill THIS SPACE! They're HUGE!

Wheeljack: Putchya hand down ya moron!
Ratchet: But ALL the cool kids like ROCK AND ROLL!

In other news: Grimlocks 2 Girls 1 cup reaction video went viral after he mortally wounded the cameraman and six others watching from a distance...

*Lion King theme plays*

Blitzwing: So, ahh... I can be a part of this "Menasor" guy, and all I need to do is snuff this guy named "Dragstrip?"
Stunticons: "Yeah" "uh huh" "yep"
Blitzwing: well...
Motormaster: We'll shrink your head!
Blitzwing: DEAL!

Optimus: Mrrhrrmrrmrr
Bulkhead: Facehugger! Quick! Activaye your battle mask!
Sari: *SQUISH*

BB, Ratchet, & Hound: AHH! AN ALLIGATOR!
Mirage: You numb-nodes, That's not an alligator, that's a crocodile!
Others: ooohhh....

Optimus: WHAT!? Then were's YOUR mom!?

Bombshell: AHAA! AHA! HE JUST...RAN OUT THERE!
Kickback: Were's Shrapnel?
Shrapnel: Rout 66 huh? Wonder why they call it tha-

Why grandmother, what big eyes you have!

eh spike, ya ever fart in anti gravity? Watch!

I'm ready to play Que!

Hound: But Public urination always scares away aligators!

Galvatron: What the hell are you doing?
Dragstrip: Planking! It's the latest thing!

was it good for you?

Megatron: Remember Starscream, you drop that chaos emerald, we fall into the ocean!
Starscream: I thought we were going to harness it's power!
Megatron: SILENCE!

"MY LEGS, ARE SIDEWAYS!"

Luke, you must learn the ways of the force....

And the tenth thing-
'BOOM'
Never leave the stove on.....

Chocolate!!! Chocolate!!! Chocolate!!!

Soundwave: Casette Player, Superior!
Reflector: Well there's only room for cameras in FORT KICKASS
Richard Walters: HA HA! Obscure television reference!